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[–]Typo-MAGAshivfashionably late asshole - "fucker beat me to it!"[M] [score hidden] 5 years ago stickied comment (0 children) | Copy Link
This was a good post, but unfortunately many of the comments have gone way off the rails. Hint: the use of the word "simp", especially as a man-shaming slur, is rarely going to go well here.
Locking the comments for now.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts[M] 377 points378 points379 points 5 years ago (54 children) | Copy Link
Wanna buy us stuff?
JFC, men need to stop encouraging this behavior.
[–]One-Move[S] 235 points236 points237 points 5 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
She is slim and cute, that makes her automatically a 9 in the midwest.
[–]mgtowpowerballz 124 points125 points126 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Minus 5 for the child thats a 4 on a good day
[–]cant-stand_ya 95 points96 points97 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
yeah, for a sensible person. Not for your average Joes of these days.
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[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It just struck me. This posting needs to be at the Niceguy sub. She and they deserve each other.
[–]yellomachine 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would they address it? They love it. More consumerism dollars flowing. Stepdads give bitches greater cashflow. What they don't bank on is Chad Jr ending up in prison because he hates his dad, mom and stepdad so much that he goes nuts.
[–]TemperateSloth 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most people either don’t know their own worth or vastly overestimate it
[–]EvenJesusHChrist 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most people will not understand how underrated and important this comment is....
[–]TemperateSloth 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, unless I somehow become a single dad I will never swipe right on a single mom.
[–]BilboBagginhole 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a single dad I still won’t.
[–]mgtowpowerballz 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope you can still go down to the local jr. College and pick up a young girl
[–]TANQsprayJr. Hamster Analyst 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Minus 3 for filters
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Children go to bed. That's when you come 'round to put mommy to bed.
[–]marcusaureliuswisdom 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Correct, she’ll have no problem finding someone. In a society where 70% of adults are overweight or obese, her current value (even with a child) is incredibly high.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm
[–]Cursedwithknowing 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Some guys will overlook Chad's spawn for a good looking woman. She needs to snag one soon. The wall is approaching.
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Not many of the guys she wants
I'm speaking as someone who nearly made this mistake. Pretty woman who had managed to lose most of her baby weight unlike many. But I wasn't the guy she wanted. Thankful for that now
[–]Cursedwithknowing 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The bullet dodged you.
[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla[M] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That might make a great flair for u/Inevitableowl1.
[–]SamsAdvice 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did we dodge the same bullet?
[–]ambidextrousambivert 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I believe it, plus she only has 1 kid
[–]Confused_Iguana 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao
[–]TemperateSloth 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could say that about men too though. In fact it’s even more true since men are disproportionately fat.
It’s not wrong though.
[–]crackermachine 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"She'd probably be a six in New York but she's like a seven here, in Scranton."
[–]The_Important_Stuff 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to live in Scranton. A six in NY is actually a 9.5 in Scranton. They are giving Scranton too much credit!
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shame about the kid ...
[–]IncoherentNonsense 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For some it's definitely a 9. Slim pickings in the sticks.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just the slim puts her at an 8.
[–][deleted] 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The amount of men who would entertain this is ridiculous
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was the day of equality. Why is she asking for money if she is an independent wymin?
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s easier than working
[–]GaiinahatJr. Hamster Analyst 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Independent on the government.
[–]MGTOW_Morpheus_ 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or we need to just take it to its final conclusion; they're obviously just a step away from working the corner. I'm happy to pay for hole if its a straight up transaction.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's not interested in having sex with you. She just wants you to buy her stuff.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not interested in having sex with you.
True
She has that covered with a Fuck boi
[–]king-of-the-light 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wanna pay for Chad's semen?
[–]ChadTheImpailer 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Accurate translation.
[–]Credible_Cognition 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LMAO
Came here to comment on that too. At least she's being honest and up front with her intentions.
"Give me shit" is the new motto of FemaleDatingStrategy.
[–]reignoferror00 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry FDS, the only shit we're going to give you is in the verbal criticism sense. If you ask "nicely", could add a flaming bag of it on your porch.
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes this one is particularly brazen
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[–]yellomachine 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They destroy themselves despite our warnings. No need to Lynch them.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That is an unfortunate truth. Through this sub we hope to save some of them.
[–]yellomachine 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Its becoming like heartfelt evangelism...saving souls. Most won't listen until they are living behind a dumpster, hiding from child support. Im not putting them down, of course, but it's hard to watch good men go to waste.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sad part is, most of us are good men who are willing to go the distance. But, society sees good men as utilities to keep the lights on while women suck random dicks by the light of their phones. If there was ever a time to write women off as a total loss, now is the time.
[–]Master-Edward-3 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This needs to be a public service announcement.
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man shaming mod? 🧐
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeI never flair my posts 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Explain how my comment is man shaming.
[–]Alarmed_Mechanic_403 153 points154 points155 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She is a beggar. Why not call it like it is?
She is a failed woman who has f*cked up her life due to her sh*t selection process and is now begging for money. Not to survive, mind you, but to keep a standard of living she neither earned nor deserves. It's just that she feels like she is owed it for some reason.
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's just that she feels like she is owed it for some reason" - mUh vAgInA
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is a failed woman who has f*cked up her life due to her sh*t selection process and is now begging for money.
Consequences are the tools of the patriarchy.
[–]make_reddit_great 147 points148 points149 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
☑️ Unwed mother
☑️ Her child is "her world"
☑️ Wants you to buy stuff for her
☑️ No mention of what's in it for you
[–]butt_uglee 101 points102 points103 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Snapchat filter on the face
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No boobs
[–]SeedsOfDoubt 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She filtered her nose clear off
[–]Corn_in_your_pussyJr. Hamster Analyst 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that she thinks that she is what's in it for him.
Sorry toots, the reason men do those things is because they want your commitment and fertility, which you openly brag about giving away.
She just unwittingly turned herself into pump and dump material and won't realize it until 2 kids and 5 years from now.
I always say this: "kids let you get in the HoV lane to the wall."
[–]StableGenius81 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol dude that's fucking hilarious and spot on.
[–]Lib-Tears-in-my-cup 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]fuzzy_brbTo the streets does she belong 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No games
Looking for something real
Where are all the real men
Swipe left if you’re scared to play $t£p dadd¥
Swipe left if a strong independent single mom who still needs your resources scares you.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She does not care about that. It is give me, give me, give me...........
[–]SeedsOfDoubt 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Black Flag said it all 30+ years ago
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 102 points103 points104 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"Wanna buy us stuff?" - this alone sums up the premise behind her reason for wanting a man.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel sorry for the man that goes after her.
[–]yellomachine 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pffft. I don't.
[–]Blazed-Doughnut5'8" Tall 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am putting all my hope on someone matching with her just to be like "wanna get a job?"
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[–]Typo-MAGAshivfashionably late asshole - "fucker beat me to it!"[M] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Mundane_Worldliness7Sr. Hamster Analyst 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Ha, her profile is a ledger of expenses. Did she kick daddy to the curb because he “only” made $75,000? (Note, 75k is significantly higher than the per capita income in the US).
[–]Sam_ytbfff 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
bro..... HUH. then was the average thats confusing
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Average is something like 50-52k for a white guy I believe
40.5k for a black guy
[–]Sam_ytbfff 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Jeez that sounds small
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only if you spend all your life :
- in a big city and/or
- on the internet / social media
[–]Sam_ytbfff 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're definitely right 😂
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More likely he made minimum wage as a bartender, bouncer, or was... between jobs.
[–]Andwen_The_Peevish 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She is my whole world, so buy us stuff while I neglect your needs. Your prize is.... Getting to say you have a girlfriend.
[–]givemethatrandom 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well, at least he won't get called an incel by Reddit's brightest minds.
[–]kidruhilrefused to play 2nd fiddle to saint overdose 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goddamn that is so accurate. I post RP shit in other subs and get attacked endlessly by simpy white knights. They almost always say "My gf bla bla bla" as if that is where they draw their approval and validation from. Poor guys
[–]lurkerhasarisenHappily Married Observer of the Dumpster Fire 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah... I've been married for more than three decades, I frequently mention my wife or convey lessons from dating when I was single, and the words "Happily Married" are in my flair, and I get called "InCeL!" all the time.
"Incel" is the new "racist/sexist/homophobe"... it doesn't mean involuntary celibate anymore to most of the world: it just means "I disagree with you and don't have a valid argument."
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lurker's First Corollary to Godwin's Law:
The longer a Reddit thread proceeds, the more likely it is that someone will call their interlocutor "incel".
Lurker's Second Corollary to Godwin's Law:
When your opponent calls you an "incel", the argument/debate ceases, and your opponent has lost the debate.
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For many in the toxic world of the internet that could well be enough.
Assuming she sleeps with the guy of course...
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sadly I know men who would so what she wants. Below is a real life example
Actual text from a friend in December of 2020
I paid off my home and that pissed her off because she wanted me to buy her a new car. I gave her the Infinity
She wanted a new car. A Mercedes. So she is really pissed.
[–]yellomachine 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please tell me you have tried to redpill the guy.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. He will not listen. He is so far gone. My guess is any female attention (good or bad) is better than none to him. I told him to tell her to buy her own damn car. (She has a good job) I think he has mental issues, where in his mind he thinks he has a GF, and that justifies all his actions. These girls just use him for resources.
He had a supposed GF in the state of Conn, but he lives in Texas. She (32) was never married and had 2 kids, 2 different daddies. He does not communicate with her in 6 months. One day he gets a sextext. she is nude. She writes, "Does it look like I just had a baby? this goes on for 2 weeks. Then she gets to the point. She wants money, and a lot of money. He says no. She says if you don't send me money, I will show these texts to your brother. He says, if you show those texts to my brother, I will show them to your parole officer. WTF?
He helped a prostitute out for a couple of weeks at his house. She goes nuts. He calls the police and she is removed. The next day at work, she takes a statue in the front of his home, uses it to smash through the front window to get her stuff out. I cannot make this stuff up.
[–]Joaquino7997 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Notice in this profile that she mentions nothing about trying to find love, nor is there any mention of the qualities and traits SHE brings to the table.
Basically, she wants a sugar daddy to buy stuff for her and her kid and that's it.
Maybe it's the men twice her age or more whose wallets she's eyeing at this point. I don't see men her age willingly signing up for this crap.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't you think she has a fuck boi on the side?
[–]MintTimeWalk 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the before kid pick.
[–]jd46249 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wink wink emoji. Step right up gentlemen lol
[–]HeftyAdministration8Sr. Hamster Analyst 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The comma in the second sentence is hilarious. We love to:
go to the zoo
eat skyline
shop
It sounds like an aggressive line from an action movie. "Eat skyline, punk!"
[–]One-Move[S] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Skyline chili is the Cincinnati soulfood
[–]HeftyAdministration8Sr. Hamster Analyst 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL! Thank you.
[–]InevitableOwl1Bullet dodged him. 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is it any good?
[–]Crampas1229 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yea.
[–]soothaa 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sadly she's one of the most attractive non-bots on Tinder I've seen around here.
[–]One-Move[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, if set local 25-35 I swipe left on 90%
[–]z2k43dknm87 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stunted growth.
Imagine being 29 and using filters that grade/middle schoolers use. Pathetic, just like her view of men as personal bank accounts.
[–]bartbitsu 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wanna buy is stuff?
Why the hell would I do that
[–]yellomachine 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You wouldn't but Billy Beta would.
[–]Gefan27 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Commendably succinct, I'll give her that much.
[–]One-Move[S] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From her other pictures cute, but the buy us stuff excludes her from even P&D
[–]CommentingOnVoat 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I enjoy BJ's, anal, you bring me breakfast in bed and you cleaning my house in skimpy clothes. Interested?
[–]mwhi1201 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s all tinder is nowadays. Doesn’t get better in your late twenties. I want to settle down but every women has a kid or still not over their ex.
[–]iluvgrits420 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm. I’m 28 in nyc and sadly that’s all you see here..too many single moms with x amount of kids. Being heavily subsidized by daddy government while they work their minimum wage jobs living paycheck to paycheck. Yeah, “strong and independent” my ass! How sad.
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is the new siren call of women, strangely not working as good as the old siren calls.
[–]YouCouldBeBetter 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Has she got no fucking shame? God damn.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately this is todays entitled female. No shame, no morals, no class.
[–]fuzzy_brbTo the streets does she belong 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a long way of saying she’s looking for a walking ATM
[–]SCCock 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give me you GoFundMe site and I'll kick in for a tubal ligation so there won't be any more of your children on sucking on the government tit.
[–]Gundamsafety 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure honey I will buy you all kinds of stuff, but first let me set this straight. If I'm paying for stuff, then this is a businesses transaction and there is a list of things you will need to do.
Hows that gag reflex? Might want to lose that.
[–]reignoferror00 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You've heard of the pay-as-you-go plans? This is a blow as you go plan.
[–]limpingrobot 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We should make mockups of ads by men. "Are there any real women left? My hobbies are my world. You: BMI<20, submissive, feminine. Wanna clean my house?"
[–]One-Move[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used this for fun : Younger than 35, less than size 4 (no average figur, a few pounds to many or other euphemisms), no smokers of any kind, no single mothers, and certainly no grandmothers.
[–]DefiantFlatworm4833 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Girls like this are easy to get! Just dress well, be in shape, be charismatic and drive a German sports car! Iykyk
[–]Gundamsafety 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Damn I only have an English sports car. I was so close. Maybe next THOT
[–]DefiantFlatworm4833 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gotta pump and dump these slags!
[–]Gundamsafety 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I still remember one time I was at a Bar and there was a Hotty drooling over a guy in a (I will admit) rather nice suit. She wouldn't give me the time of day. Granted I was in a tee-shirt and jeans against a guy in a nice suit. More power to ya brother. But at the end of the night as she was standing with him and his, no lie, GEO metro. I drove by nice and slow in my convertible Jaguar. The look on her face said it all, she was gong home with the wrong guy. She was a definite Gold digger. I just pointed at her an laughed as I drove by.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am screwed. I have a Hemi Challenger, at 485 HP.
[–]Gundamsafety -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mmmmmmmmm HEMI. Me likey the HEMI.
[–]MotorAggressive5115 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
why the need for the filter? i am already out
[–]SilkySullivan 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has 3 shelves of cosmetics behind her too
[–]UltimateShame 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those emoticons are a red flag themselves, don't even need to read the text.
[–]VirgilDweller 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sparkles on her face should be replaced with the word FAILURE.
[–]DumlokoJr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I AM A SINGLE MOTHER, BUY US STUFF!!
(Can't remember who used to do this type of comments, but I haven't seen him in a while)
[–]Typo-MAGAshivfashionably late asshole - "fucker beat me to it!" 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was MGTOW_beastmode. He deleted his account. :(
[–]DumlokoJr. Hamster Analyst 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I remember now.
Hope he's doing fine.
[–]jedi1josh 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She eats Skyline, that automatically puts her at a 3
[–]SeptetRa 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to think they were trolling with profiles like these until it dawned on me that I had been underestimating their delusions and stupidity.
[–]soonershooter 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure if admitting to being a gold digging bitch is good or bad. But there are a lot of them out in the wild.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Wanna get chlamidia?"
Thats what I see here.
[–]CodyTheGodOfAnxiety 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminder that the filter changes a lot about the face highly possible wrinkles plus attitude off putting
[–]azurianlight 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She likes to skyline? As in skyline chili?
[–]treefiddypetabites[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex-wife's tinder profile read,
Wonderful daughter that's the world to me. I've never been to a (home town hockey team) game at (new arena). Wanna take us?
She met someone on the day our divorce was final, got preggers and now my little girl has a step brother.
[–]DogFashion 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, no I don't want to buy you stuff. What are you? A child?
[–]TheApricotCavalier|-.,_,.-Troll Mind in a TRP Body-.,_,.-| 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She seems sweet. I'll tell her what gets told to all the sweet little boys out there: Get a job, loser
[–]SteveTheHitman 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$50 says the kid is half black
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You know, they're hiring down at The Jug Shack. Ask for Pookie or Ray Ray. Get a damn job!
She'd need Jugs wouldn't she?
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Itty bitty titty committee.
[–]LameadorJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Puzzling. This one is not necessarily an escort selling her services, but she definitely could be. I would put it 50%
[–]windycityguy11 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s the “want to buy us stuff?” for me… 🤦🏼♂️
[–]gunrunner1926 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhhh, NO.
[–]mustangfrankSlick Willy peddlin' a broken hamster wheel 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she got to the point.
[–]ToxicMasculinity1981 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh lord. Every day I lose more and more hope of ever finding a genuine woman. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
[–]armacitis 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That alone is like three dealbreakers.
[–]usps85 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure loves that face filter!
[–]1Supersnapper 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wanna buy us stuff? No, no, no fucking thank you. I do appreciate you letting everyone know up front what you’re really looking for and best of luck.
[–]WAATGM 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit! Check out the 3 tier fake up caddy in the background.
...$80 mascara, $50 lippy, $150 polyfiller, $120 face paint etc. That would be high maintenance alone. Fuck that, no thanks.
[–]emperoresteban 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂 I’m lmao with "Wanna buy us stuff "
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No! :)
[–]Theonewithdust -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean,...it was pretty sweet until the last sentence.
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