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[–]TauAlpha 109 points110 points111 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Greatest TLDR ever.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haahahaaa I just chuckled so hardcore.
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[–]imathrowaway9 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not that this changes whether your statement is true or not. But I think the 'freaking amazing' was meant to refer to his night and not the field report. It's comes off as douchier if you think he's claiming the field report is amazing. Not sure which way you interpreted it.
[–]no-competition 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm just saying that the trend has been sex journals rather than clearly articulating how to effectively communicate our value such that women (or partners) will want to share that value with you.
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[–]Ochobobo 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's how I found this. totes meta.
[–]instagigated 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is perfect.
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[–]throwawaybcr 23 points24 points25 points 12 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
You're the man.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 12 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Dude I'm on my balcony just laughing and smiling to myself:
http://i.imgur.com/xAsc808.jpg
[–]Xeon06 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
That's one hell of a fucking view.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
http://i.imgur.com/DvI4Mdn.jpg
That's the view the day I bought it. I always use this view to drive myself forward and reflect. Think about where I wanna be in life. Thanks for the compliment
[–]Banzairush 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
The day you bought it? How'd you make so much money to buy an apartment at 18?
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[–]igacek 20 points21 points22 points 12 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Its complicated but I tutor/invest My parents pay for most of my apt.
Its complicated but I tutor/invest
My parents pay for most of my apt.
Doesn't sound complicated to me, lol.
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[–]ThePUA_Baddie 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Well right now I pay for just my groceries and my apartment fee has all been billed to my tuition which is being paid by loans. So I'm basically paying jack shit out of pocket to live where I'm living lol, whoo the government. But after I graduate I'll probably owe the government over 500 thousand dollars, LOL. Btw go get tested OP, about 1.5 million people a year are reported to have herpes, they say it's something like out of 5 individuals 1 of them has it, shit is pretty crazy. And 7.5 million people a year are reported to have HPV but only some strains of that virus can be a pain in the ass
Oh and for both of those viruses condoms aren't 98% effective at protecting you from them
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I don't have herpes. I get tested every few months for STD's my friend works at a place. 90% of the world has herpes simplex 1 and I as of now don't have any STD thank the lord.
[–]AwkwardBUTfunctional 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude, is that an aircraft carrier in the bottom of the photo???
[–]biggerben 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would be the USS Intrepid, no? It is now a museum displaying, among other aircraft, the SR-71, the Concorde and space shuttle.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably man, I just moved in a few months ago since I'm going to college in the city. There are a lot of news helicopters flying around in the morning so perhaps.
[–]Cagg 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I may be wrong but is that the Chelsea pier area?
[–]ruboski 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
What would you rank yourself out of /10?
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 12 years ago* (12 children) | Copy Link
Edit:removed pic I'll leave this up for a bit you can rate me no homo. I could think I'm a 8 a guy can be like he's hideous, etc.
[–]itokolosh45 points 12 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Ascot/10
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha I love ascots 👍
[–]zebla 20 points21 points22 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Srsly.
..... I'm so happy and depressed right now about this whole thread.
[–]reezyreddits 15 points16 points17 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No homo my dude, but I can see you pulling chicks with light game no problem. Seddit seems like it strengthened your game so you had all bases covered going in with hot chicks who obviously wanted you to go balls deep. The rest from the FR sounded like logistics, mental "foreplay". Congrats.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right man, you're absolutely right.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Scrawny guys unite! Nice ascot
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, you're pretty damn attractive. Definitely can tell you're young (I wouldn't put you at any older than 20), but I'm not surprised you pulled tail that easily.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank you man ! Don't be mistaken I was shitting myself throughout the interaction I even had 2 voice cracks. Thank you again.
Proof that "fake it till you make it" rings true.
[–]maderail 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]reezyreddits 19 points20 points21 points 12 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
When I got D and A's name I asked for their names first and held out my hand. I didn't do a man handshake I put my four fingers under each girls( separately) and for a second just lightly brushed my thumb on top of their four finger, both smiled when I did this.
I like this. Gonna add to my repertoire.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Awesome :) glad I helped you somehow
[–]letsgofightdragons 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Start from pinky or forefinger?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Forefinger, I went from left to right. so forefinger to pinky and then let go. Its a slick move man.
[–]AnonUser8509 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I still have a hard time picturing what to do; do you think you could make a .gif or video?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
i can make a video and send it to you?
[–]skyrmion7 points 12 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
post it itt pls
[–]twentylettersexactly 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yall are gay
[–]AnonUser8509 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would be great man! Muchas gracias!
[–]brenny17 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes me too please, haha I'm having trouble visualizing it
[–]markyLEpirate 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too please?
[–]Serpenthum 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here :P link the post or pm me aswell please :)
[–]CauseImBatman 17 points18 points19 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus fucking Christ, you're 18! I'm 25 and I'm impressed! (and jealous, like, really fucking jealous) Good work man. Keep it up.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 12 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
By the way I did get lucky that they didn't offer me to drink outside of their apt at a bar, cause that would have revealed my age. I was lucky it was raining so that option was canceled out
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man. Okay I have no excuse. I really need to start being bold. I'm 19 and you're 18 and you pulled that off! Dude what a pro!
[–]Masteroxid 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Now I'm wondering what your age is :/ Focking great story though.
[–]tollerotter 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
He is 18. http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/242lpz/freaking_amazing/
[–]Masteroxid 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I see, now I know why his age was a problem. Too bad in America you have to be 20 to drink.
[–]ForgotUserID 19 points20 points21 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
21
[–]max27394 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Isn't it 21?
[–]MrSav 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, 21. Fucking sucks man!! 5 more months for me :) or should I put a :(? 5 MORE MONTHS :( It really sucks not being able to go out for drinks.
[–]max27394 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh thats annoying. Don't worry man it gets old pretty quickly. Here in Aus the drinking age is 18, and at first it's pretty cool going out to bars and clubs, but after a while it wears off a bit. I dont think going out to pubs and clubs is as much fun as house parties and things like that, not to mention parties are much cheaper.
[–]CJ090 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're 18 and live in an apartment on 42nd st? (New York I'm assuming) OK bro.
[–]ThePUA_Baddie 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like I read a porno ahaha. But honestly good job I guess, I saw your pic and it seems like you had physical attraction going for you :P (9/10 would bang you) loljk, but yeah your appearance definitely helped you here. Congrats on the three way at such a young age, I'm pretty jealous though lol, good thing they weren't asian because I would be much more jealous haha. Anyway you sure have some luck, hopefully you'll be lucky enough to not get herpes from A who claims to be such a sex god haha
Pic of the girls?
[–]bboyglitch 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well done mate, thats awesome!:-)
[–]RandianHero 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nicely done, son. Nicely done.
[–]elsiniestro 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bullshit.
[–]Irbubba 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Starts slow clap)
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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Women think on a very emotional level. Men on a more logical level. A man thinks of war as a way to defend his country, to display courage, a woman on the other hand thinks of death, pointless waste of lives, very emotionally attached to the situation. So I would bring up emotional things like what she wants to do in her life, why? And that would lead to more and more conversations. Thats like if I have nothing to talk about, usually im just a witty mothafucka and that drives them insane so yeah.
[–]DlmaoC 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Honestly this story sounds like it's full of shit so if it did happen props dude because it sounds too crazy to be true.
Looks like this sub is just made up circlejerks now :/
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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
Dude I hate to boast I hate it but both HB 9-10 Colombians are not only gorgeous but also their bodies are amazing. A had one of the perfect ass's I've ever felt.
Also depends on preference
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/testify
When I was in the navy, a port of call was Cartageña, Colombia. All the guys were saying that this place had the most beautiful women in the world.
So my buddies and I, who had planned on just bar hopping through the town, decided that the first person to find an ugly woman our age (mid 20s) got out paying for drinks that night.
I won.
It took 5 hours and several bars. She had been in a fire.
She was still a 6.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What does hb mean?
[–]Nizidramaniiyt 89 points90 points91 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hepatitis-B
[–]WickedBurn 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hot babeszzzz
[–]AnAverageLurker -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hot Blonde Or Hell's beast.
[–]zach84 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you give more details for the conversation? It's pretty critical
Message me with in-depth questions :)
[–]para-C 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what do you study? Also great FR, happy for you ;)
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks man!
I study accounting and finance minor in tax
i self study on my own: bio, stocks, investing, psychology, and literature
[–]Allen_Yuan 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn. Damn damn omg. I'm JELUS DUDE! Good f-n followup to your field report!!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have been added to my list of role models. This is great, and I'm real happy for ya. Hopefully I can pull something off like this eventually.
[–]myturnbaby 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How did you make them both laugh?
Nice. Well done.
[–]richrunk 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man! Dude you nailed it! (pun intended)
[–]alvindarisk 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good job man
[–]JayInUrJungle 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, so happy you had a good time. Also, great commentary about being a gentleman, and you couldn't be more correct. It doesn't matter if you're attracted to the girl or not, always be a gentleman because you can get things from ugly girls too (friends, favors, and introductions) and hot girls will see that and immediately think you're a good guy.
[–]thedestro224 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the girl I've been stupidly obsessing about recently just seems infinitely less important; thanks for the perspective
[–]ruboski -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You boss.
[–]boomb00mboom -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BOSS
[–]yuyo874 -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah bro.
[–]scholarly_pimp -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yesssss!!!
[–]gay4gaben -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah i'm not gonna read that
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Actually the tattoo on D was of her brothers name cause he died a few years ago..
[–]Batatata 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For some fucked up reason this made me laugh.
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