Last night after finishing up some work I decided to have a few friends over for drinks. I also had a little side business I needed to take care of that involved me selling something to a female friend who lives in my building. After a few drinks with my buddies I text her to come over so we can make the transaction.
She comes over, business is handled, she is talkative so I invite her to pop a squat and hang out for a while. Now this is where it gets interesting...
She starts talking about her boyfriend. How nice he is, how he has such a great tech job making x amount of money, etc. etc. Basically painting the portrait of a Beta-Provider. She then went on to say that with him she doesn't feel like having sex frequently, and she chooses the nights that she wants to have sex. At this point I could not hold back any longer and had to say something...
I started by calling her out on the previous statements she had made about how he is such a nice guy who is good to her, and asked her why she doesn't want to have sex with him frequently if he is treating her so well. She tried to justify it by saying that it is a normal thing for women to not want to have sex with their boyfriend so frequently.
To this, I told her that it wasn't that it was a normal thing, but it was that her boyfriend only fulfilled a beta role for her in the relationship, and was failing in the alpha aspects that make her want to fuck like a rabbit. She began vehemently denying this and continued to use her hamster logic to try to justify her situation.
The funny part about it is, I later brought up a mutual male friend we both have whom I know she is sexually attracted to and said something about the last time I ran into him. This girls ears perked up like fucking antennas, and immediately she began a barrage of questions about him, where did I see him, what has he been up to, you get the picture. Now I am starting to develop my evil grin because I know I am about to show her just how unaware of her own self she is, and after letting her get all giddy with excitement after dropping his name, I tell her "If HE was your boyfriend, you would not be picking and choosing when you want to fuck him. You would be fucking him whenever he wanted PLUS some."
This girl just sat there with a look of bewilderment, not sure how to reply what I had just said. I knew I had hit a chord, and she was having a hard time with this realization. She tried to hamster and stammer a retort but she realized the ship had sunk. I then stated "If HE told you he wanted to be with you right now, you would leave your nice boyfriend you have now to go fuck this guy till the end of time, regardless of how nice and sweet your current boyfriend is."
She starts laughing, and says "I don't know about all that... I mean I'd probably call my boyfriend and tell him we need a break for a while, while I go have fun."
Alpha fucks, Beta Bucks. It is up to you to decide which category you fall under.
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