Tell em, King

Benneck123 · 2020-12-14T08:40:50+00:00

Oh thank god for the red circle and the hand emoji. Without them I might have missed the only two pieces of text on the screen.

Colonel_Katz · 2020-12-14T11:58:46+00:00

For those of you wanting a translation, someone posted this on one of the other posts:

Weave pat = the way women with weave or extensions tap their heads when they itch because if they scratch their scalp they risk ripping out the hair.

Pink = Victoria’s Secret brand of clothing

Japanese Cherry Blossom = a scent at Bath and Body Works

Yas okurt period’t = the way people like Cardi B, a woman rapper, talk

$40 to fuck = dude spends $40 on a matinee movie and all you can eat shrimp at Red Lobster and they’re DTF

Post booty pic = they post provocative photos for attention then get mad when they get attention

Screen door wig = cheap lace front wigs look like screen door mesh material

Bandaid color bra = what it says

Babywipe shower = wiping ones armpits, butt crack and genitals with a baby wipe instead of taking a real shower

Thong sandals = what it says

Hoeing = gonna date and have sex with as many men as possible

Choo choo pussy = when girls have a train, or gang bang, run on them

Snapchat karaoke = Snapchat is a type of social media teens and young adults use

TLDR - he called them basic bitches. The stereotypes used are to ghetto culture what Uggs, leggings and pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks are to preppy culture.

Anders_1314 · 2020-12-14T08:04:41+00:00

That's a r/brandnewsentence if I ever saw one

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LittlePPistol · 2020-12-14T09:44:10+00:00

For a premium experience visit a sub called FemaleDatingStrategy. Shit so funny im considering a sex change Just so I can join in on disscusions

quiettimegaming · 2020-12-14T07:59:41+00:00

Looks like it was a female that left that response

niko_xf · 2020-12-14T08:15:39+00:00

Didn't understand anything. Neither American nor native English speaker, though.

mcpunchface10 · 2020-12-14T10:40:48+00:00

That's an impressive string of insults there.

agexiga · 2020-12-14T09:27:44+00:00

Baby wipe showers 🤮

BDT81 · 2020-12-14T10:40:29+00:00

Could someone f***ing translate that for me???

Theders69 · 2020-12-14T11:48:38+00:00

Well thats the thing guys love sluts but i guess someone didnt tell those poor women we dont often fall for sluts. Like i feel like a lot of that behavior is to appeal and attract men and it will just not long term quality men. But im preaching to the choir here lol.

BebopRehab · 2020-12-14T12:03:46+00:00

Agreed but can we cut out this "king" shit

my_uncles_fat_cock · 2020-12-14T10:32:19+00:00

I would argue that medieval warriors who killed and raped for the hell of it were worse, but ok sure modern man bad

UltimateShame · 2020-12-14T10:01:11+00:00

We are the worst generation of men, because we stop supporting females and give them the freedom and self empowerment they asked for? Sounds pretty insecure to me.

jstracy75 · 2020-12-14T11:40:40+00:00

WTF does that even say?

Jozef_Baca · 2020-12-14T10:03:42+00:00

The unnecesary red circle and unnecesary pointing emoji are giving me r/arabfunny vibes

Skibo1219 · 2020-12-14T10:16:57+00:00

can someone de-cipher that response? my eyes are bleeding after reading that.

Redditgoodaccount · 2020-12-14T09:29:07+00:00

She tried all generations

Almeno23 · 2020-12-14T11:16:24+00:00

Can anyone translate this?

PerniceArgentata · 2020-12-14T09:04:49+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read this

LayneCobain95 · 2020-12-14T12:09:53+00:00

This was a foreign language to me

zUltimateRedditor · 2020-12-14T15:09:02+00:00

OP, I’m pretty sure that’s a girl responding to the other girl.

JakeWolf-V8 · 2020-12-14T16:17:57+00:00

''Worst Generation Of Males Ever''

well you can always fuck your dad, no one is stopping you

TheBlackMobster · 2020-12-14T18:59:26+00:00

Easily the worst generation of females... i dont even want to get married anymore because all these hoes have onlyfans

chunksofstuff · 2020-12-14T19:20:57+00:00

that's some shakespearean burning going on there

MydnightRose · 2020-12-14T21:03:54+00:00

But uh wha hmmpf...:screeches: YOU ARE SUCH A MISOGYNIST! How dare you judge women after I judged men.

legomyeggo17246 · 2020-12-14T21:04:05+00:00

They also charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie

rayquazza1994 · 2020-12-15T04:10:24+00:00

In fact, its the worst generation of females ever.

foodforcecartoon · 2020-12-23T04:11:56+00:00

this is murder

sunchipssss · 2021-01-03T22:27:58+00:00

This is like a Marvel vs Capcom 2 infinite combo of straight disrespect 🤣

AzzlackGuhnter · 2020-12-14T10:57:06+00:00

A female dissing another female in the defence of men? Never thought I'd see the day

hadavid3151 · 2020-12-14T09:50:26+00:00

Ooo choo choo train pussy sounds horrifying.

fwilson01 · 2020-12-14T10:57:29+00:00

Bandaid colored bra 😂 never understood why girls love that color so much but just about all of them have one

jojofan69420 · 2020-12-14T11:57:49+00:00

The Scotsman

Whitesmoker1 · 2020-12-14T12:44:14+00:00

He is speaking the language of the gods

Dumpstertrash1 · 2020-12-14T13:28:26+00:00

This is an abomination of what apparently is English. Wtf did I try to read?

XclusiveMTL · 2020-12-14T13:33:41+00:00

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Spawnacus · 2020-12-14T15:59:48+00:00

I have no idea what most of that guy is fucking saying. Lol

Squishy-Box · 2020-12-14T16:55:51+00:00

We sure that’s a king? No disrespect but it’s even better if it isn’t.

Upnawf · 2020-12-14T17:12:40+00:00

Worst generation of females ever too lmao goes both ways

Agentsmithv2 · 2020-12-14T18:45:53+00:00

Ladies often talk about how terrible men are. They rarely talk about who raised them.

mendokusai99 · 2020-12-14T18:56:02+00:00

Goddamn!

PeopleRtheproblem · 2020-12-15T05:28:27+00:00

To be fair.....worst generation of females too

ihatemyself42069666 · 2020-12-15T20:26:52+00:00

My man went off

aceofmoon · 2020-12-30T19:00:33+00:00

the things he listed arent even bad things?? they're just... things women want to do.

Uberlix · 2020-12-14T09:51:01+00:00

r/uselessredcircle

Rocky_Asap · 2020-12-14T12:58:17+00:00

Ah, yes the worst generation of males, absolutely.

Hey homies remember back when men were romantic? Doing romantic things like beating their wives when they would get "mouthy"

Self_Ordinary · 2020-12-14T11:29:26+00:00

What kind of rape are you Americants doing to the English language?

Useful_Comfortable53 · 2020-12-14T13:43:44+00:00

Pussy pass didn’t get denied . It got ripped to threads

Leninwouldapprove · 2020-12-14T14:34:32+00:00

This some r/murderedbywords shit

Cidyy · 2020-12-14T15:01:54+00:00

Headshot, fatalité 💯

theonlytravabone · 2020-12-14T10:57:37+00:00

The fact that this is just a screenshot also makes it kinda impossible to not repost bruh you right

2020-12-14T11:48:31+00:00

The other 4 for 4 I don’t want from Wendys.

t-e-s-s-e-r-a-c-t · 2020-12-14T11:51:13+00:00

That sentence, wat

QuarantineSucksALot · 2020-12-14T12:31:11+00:00

Its Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr BLVD Day

superguy224 · 2020-12-14T12:38:58+00:00

r/suspiciouslyspecific

1zeewarburton · 2020-12-14T12:57:04+00:00

Was like x20 hit combo

misterbollocks · 2020-12-14T12:59:38+00:00

Read it three times. Absolutely no idea what the fuck it’s supposed to say

Crash665 · 2020-12-14T13:08:54+00:00

I'm guessing the comment with the red circle and finger pointing to it was some sort of insult, but I have no idea what 90% of that shit was.

Jack_35 · 2020-12-14T13:10:24+00:00

And be bisexual and eat hot chip

Bolognanipple · 2020-12-14T13:27:42+00:00

No idea what he said. I’m too old. Someone translate to old white guy’s English

Individual-Party4258 · 2020-12-14T13:42:31+00:00

Yeah, this generation is worse than the slavers or people who advocated against women’s rights. Suuuuuuuuure

xoxota99 · 2020-12-14T14:41:37+00:00

I didn't understand any of that.

D-boi001 · 2020-12-14T15:40:37+00:00

Man just went in

cloudkicker__ · 2020-12-14T15:42:06+00:00

MEDIC!

78343437 · 2020-12-14T15:44:59+00:00

What the fuck did I just read?

Ooze3d · 2020-12-14T15:51:03+00:00

Also this woman is honestly saying that 150 years ago women were basically slaves to men, they couldn’t vote or decide what to do with their lives, unless they were alone, in which case they were totally fucked, but yes. We’re the worst generation of men ever.

It truly gives you a clear idea of how narrow minded this woman is.

Wonichtslepzig · 2020-12-14T16:13:39+00:00

Not sure about the king part, rather looks like a queen

CttCJim · 2020-12-14T16:14:22+00:00

Man I'd love to see a girl like this time travel and meet the actual previous generations of men who would straight up grope a girl for a laugh, stalk, peep, date rape casually (remember back to the future?), And negotiate with her parents to marry her before even meeting her while she was underage.

Bronsolo1 · 2020-12-14T16:14:45+00:00

Can Google translate this into English?

ACNordstrom11 · 2020-12-14T16:32:27+00:00

I just lost a lot of brain cells reading that.

ManOfEspeons · 2020-12-14T16:43:23+00:00

Destruction

Credible_Cognition · 2020-12-14T17:01:06+00:00

Holy shit lmao he's probably got a notepad beside his computer with bullet points of shitty things women do for this exact scenario.

Taranis_Stormbringer · 2020-12-14T17:12:29+00:00

She isn't completely wrong, this generation of males is indeed terrible, but females are just so much worse nowadays, most modern women unfortunately are garbage.

theJMan-- · 2020-12-14T17:22:31+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

beveo · 2020-12-14T17:32:25+00:00

LETS GO

dr_cocktagonapuss · 2020-12-14T17:32:58+00:00

That was difficult to read.

DoctorFrenchie · 2020-12-14T18:00:27+00:00

Reminds me of the Scotsman from Samurai Jack:

“What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?”

ANNOYING-DUDE · 2020-12-14T18:01:42+00:00

Get rekt

PrimalHIT · 2020-12-14T18:03:42+00:00

Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue what this means?

Show_me_the_truth316 · 2020-12-14T18:19:22+00:00

It's so crazy because it's the exact opposite and the worst generation of females ever. Maybe it's just the worst of both ever lol.

Historyiscoolguy · 2020-12-14T18:33:47+00:00

HE WENT IN ON HER

xX420JUICYSYNAPSEX69 · 2020-12-14T18:38:04+00:00

What’s wrong with sandals lol

HumActuallyGuy · 2020-12-14T18:55:29+00:00

Holy shit king, you killed her, there's absolutely nothing left

InnominateGhost · 2020-12-14T19:31:39+00:00

This post burned by eyes

biggunsg0b00m · 2020-12-14T20:24:40+00:00

I have no idea what he said, but bravo you!

covfefeMaster · 2020-12-14T21:45:49+00:00

Can someone translate this for me? I don't speak Wal Mart.

tooboldofaname · 2020-12-14T21:55:01+00:00

Technically this is the best generations of male lmaooo we didn't let females have rights like less than a hundred years ago even.

SsaucySam · 2020-12-14T22:28:09+00:00

Facs

Insane_Chris · 2020-12-15T00:32:28+00:00

So which was first? The chicken or the egg?

vis1606 · 2020-12-15T04:42:47+00:00

He murdered her.

AlwaysWorried27 · 2020-12-15T12:24:22+00:00

I'm dead.. this is so accurate! Bandaid color bra wearing got me lmao

cheesecakefatass · 2020-12-15T16:08:32+00:00

I think that’s the second coming of Jesus

400guest · 2020-12-15T18:29:09+00:00

Been a while since I saw Cyanide and Happiness and by a while I mean over 4 months that my mind automatically used the voice of the guy that kept making insults untill he died to read the whole thing

Mynewadventures · 2020-12-15T23:28:50+00:00

What the fuck language was that written in?!

yolioso · 2020-12-16T05:28:09+00:00

You killed her dude

CaliLikesAnime · 2020-12-17T01:55:30+00:00

My attention span's too short to get that, but I probably understand.

2Sauce74Blixky4 · 2020-12-17T16:49:26+00:00

This mane is speaking straiight fax

wihlybt · 2020-12-20T14:25:53+00:00

Jesus christ, the Ghetto Scottsman went OFF

GletchGuy · 2020-12-22T17:58:10+00:00

this reads like something the scotman would say

utsukushiiiii · 2020-12-27T00:59:16+00:00

This feels like a cyanide and happiness episode

goodfella0905 · 2021-01-03T19:27:57+00:00

I believe a better response would have been how many generations you been with

Guy_from_school · 2021-01-06T17:16:47+00:00

I had the worst stroke of my life reading this but he is right.

The_wolf999 · 2021-01-09T18:20:24+00:00

Jesus ducking cris you killed here ruge

Saraixx516 · 2021-01-20T13:58:22+00:00

thought the rock was gonna appear nearing the end lmao

69SonicFanTheBest420 · 2021-02-03T03:48:59+00:00

r/murderedbywords

T_Nightingale · 2020-12-14T13:45:15+00:00

Is this even english...

imnotanazibelieveme · 2020-12-14T18:36:05+00:00

Sorry, I dont understand black

CeruIian · 2020-12-14T22:35:58+00:00

I mean honestly both of those mentalities are shitty

maskrwylr · 2022-12-17T06:35:15+00:00

See if you can read it all in one breath and not mess up.

wp_qua22 · 2020-12-14T12:51:47+00:00

Incel Reddit is interesting

Majestic_Crawdad · 2020-12-14T17:40:33+00:00

I gotta agree with her despite all the good we got these mega simps out here throwing money at onlyfans like well trained dogs

2020-12-14T14:33:34+00:00

This sub sucks.

DKMperor · 2020-12-14T17:46:50+00:00

I don't think that bottom part was English, but I guess I agree with the sentiment?

octoberDownfall · 2020-12-14T20:45:39+00:00

Can we stop acting like penises or vaginas have anything to do with it and just agree human are generally shitty people

Brusanan · 2020-12-14T20:53:13+00:00

What fucking language is this guy speaking?

Prestigious-Ad-959 · 2020-12-16T14:56:50+00:00

The day i refer to another man as king will be never😁

draxhell · 2020-12-14T14:20:40+00:00

Wtf is this cringe shit

jswerve386 · 2020-12-14T15:34:42+00:00

😂 oh shit!

Tkmkim09 · 2020-12-14T12:37:36+00:00

Imagine this site being sooo full of angry, insecure incels that someone sees this girl's dumbass post from 2 years ago on Facebook and screencaps, deep fries it, paints all over it and posts huge emojis for some reason, and yall upvote this shit to the front page. Wow.

Blank_kat666 · 2020-12-14T19:55:05+00:00

Shit content

SapperHammer · 2020-12-14T10:47:47+00:00

Cringe

abejaved · 2020-12-14T17:27:30+00:00

What women do this? Wow. Is this what the word has come to? Lol. I’ve heard like half these things but the other half is just horrible.

dararrarrads · 2021-03-16T21:26:35+00:00

what fucking language is this r/comedycemetary autism in?

twiggy572 · 2020-12-14T13:01:50+00:00

I don’t get why half of the things he said were bad haha. I like my bandaid colored bra 😂

IdioticRipoff · 2020-12-14T14:55:45+00:00

I like this subreddit, but both sides of this are pitiful

Title	Tell em, King
Author	lawdhavmercee
Upvotes	16636
Comments	460
Date	December 14, 2020 7:07 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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