"Are you calling me fat?"

Pepsi-Part-YAY · 2019-11-03T16:34:16+00:00

Epico

RemyFranco · 2019-11-03T23:34:12+00:00

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ksmcpet · 2019-11-03T15:59:00+00:00

Nice

hamgangster · 2019-11-03T21:56:00+00:00

Its always the fat bitches that got the height requirement

RainDancingChief · 2019-11-03T22:50:57+00:00

I have a height requirement

When did we get to Disneyland?

C2074579 · 2019-11-04T00:08:44+00:00

She did have it coming. Insult people and you should expect to be insulted back.

SorcZerker · 2019-11-03T16:18:37+00:00

Nice

brojoinmyheistpls · 2019-11-03T21:19:43+00:00

all the feminists are downvoting

IMLL1 · 2019-11-04T03:14:25+00:00

I hate when this happens. A girl can be a complete asshole but if you even suggest that you are tangentially mentioning her weight, you’re in the wrong. Like how the fuck?

Forest-Temple · 2019-11-03T21:58:58+00:00

Well she seems angry, maybe it is true lady.

musicalrssnroulette · 2019-11-04T01:05:59+00:00

Why can’t fat women accept they’re fat?

I mean it’s not like it happened over night or anything

thee_protagonist666 · 2019-11-04T01:38:47+00:00

I had a girl call me gay for wiping some my hair out of my face. So I asked her if she would date a guy who had bad hair and she said "No" so I replied "so I guess your going to die alone because you have a thing for gay men."

TimVertex · 2019-11-03T17:44:39+00:00

[Commous Deletus]

hideout78 · 2019-11-04T01:14:25+00:00

The funny thing is that height can’t be controlled. Being a fat sack of shit can be controlled.

Soapdropper · 2019-11-04T01:46:52+00:00

As someone who likes fat girls, I love getting this response. I tell them that they aren't fat enough and become so dumbfounded.

Razer987 · 2019-11-04T04:07:23+00:00

Lol people like them are weird man

Last time I went to fill water, this girl asks me to let her fill first, even tho I was standing in line for a few minutes. I ignore her and she's like, wanna get smacked ?

Markelgamez · 2019-11-03T23:13:26+00:00

I would say,"No. I am telling you that you're too skinny for me."

analogic-microwave · 2019-11-03T23:27:16+00:00

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reverseoreo21 · 2019-11-04T13:27:50+00:00

I don't even understand the reply. You make some simple joke about the girl on the phone flirting with you and the coworker immediately goes into rejection mode? Wut? Did she think you were coming onto her? Sounds to me like she just wanted to reject you unsolicited to pretend like she was popular with the fellas for a hot second.

Furious-Tiger · 2019-11-03T16:48:40+00:00

Nice

SunTzusSh0es · 2019-11-04T01:11:24+00:00

Risky move doing this at work buddy. This can get you fired or reprimanded.

HugeLibertarian · 2019-11-04T02:39:37+00:00

I fucking salute you sir. Nailed that bitch to the fucking wall.

Bonkies1 · 2019-11-03T16:42:03+00:00

Nice

beanataur42069 · 2019-11-03T16:03:09+00:00

Nice

Jax-Light · 2019-11-03T16:06:37+00:00

Nice

thegrammaster · 2019-11-03T16:11:42+00:00

Nice.

chiguy1945 · 2019-11-04T01:58:05+00:00

Your meeting with hr is in 10 minutes.

MildPetrichors · 2019-11-04T04:42:40+00:00

She shouldn't dish it if she can't take it. Women want equal rights and to be treated the same as men until it doesn't suit their agenda anymore and want to be treated like women again. So confusing. So lame.

G_T_J · 2019-11-03T16:28:25+00:00

Nice

mariio480 · 2019-11-03T16:29:55+00:00

Nice

mixednerd · 2019-11-04T01:46:26+00:00

Lol you did the right thing bro! “We all want equality” well there you go. Plus you can actually alter your weight!

smallestcockjonson · 2019-11-04T05:23:32+00:00

Sometimes you need to tell a bitch she’s a chunkster

septembyr · 2019-11-03T22:55:48+00:00

As a female, I say: Nice.

MorbidlyObeseYoda · 2019-11-03T16:28:26+00:00

Bman092 · 2019-11-03T17:16:06+00:00

Nice

RedditsBreadNuts · 2019-11-03T16:19:50+00:00

nice

ppw27 · 2019-11-04T11:15:51+00:00

Finally a real pussy pass denied!

accurite305 · 2019-11-05T20:09:40+00:00

womans a 🅱️itch

TheSweetGuy333 · 2019-11-03T17:14:03+00:00

Nice

markanthony2487 · 2019-11-03T16:31:22+00:00

Noice

Bnb53 · 2019-11-03T23:21:45+00:00

Nice

The_Doctor_G0nz0 · 2019-11-04T02:52:36+00:00

The everybody applauded.(jk I'm glad you told her off)

sstphnn · 2019-11-04T03:38:42+00:00

That one guy is a bro of all season.

treletraj · 2019-11-04T04:56:48+00:00

Kelly Kaypor?

Houstonearler · 2019-11-04T14:50:37+00:00

I am 6'2" with long legs. I fly a lot. It would be much more comfortable if I was shorter.

souris101 · 2019-11-04T17:17:51+00:00

fat-asses bitches gonna bitch

Bluoria · 2019-11-15T17:32:35+00:00

As a short person I approve of this story

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-18T21:50:48+00:00

Tbh, you should not be interacting with female coworkers on any level other than business related activities. You should not even responded to her comment that the person on the phone was hitting on you. You are not friends, you are business associates and she will stab you in the back the first time it will benefit her to do so.

thegraveyardcat · 2019-11-21T12:39:42+00:00

Some people are so dumb I swear

damoto185 · 2019-11-03T17:31:20+00:00

Nice

tunaktunaktundada · 2019-11-03T17:43:11+00:00

Nice

unclesweatypants · 2019-11-03T21:55:32+00:00

Sounds like a scene from The Office.

bananabreadvictory · 2019-11-04T01:26:51+00:00

You should have responded, "no I am calling you stupid, the fat can speak for itself.".

Trump_2O2O_Baby · 2019-11-04T01:20:56+00:00

Nice username

Andreiyutzzzz · 2019-11-03T17:21:21+00:00

I mean well ye, she had it coming

V_ShapeFlyingDucks · 2019-11-03T19:14:36+00:00

and then everyone clapped

Arturiki · 2019-11-03T17:44:34+00:00

Nice.

Alabander141 · 2019-11-04T01:30:16+00:00

I really hope you dont have an HR department.

bilabrin · 2019-11-04T03:20:14+00:00

Well if she's fat I and said "sorry, I have a height requirement."

The why not just say "well damn, I guess that means it wasn't meant to be. A guy can hope. I'll try and move on as best I can with my life...somehow..."

machinecheckXception · 2019-11-03T22:46:48+00:00

AWSMJMAS · 2019-11-04T00:06:03+00:00

Awesome.

TikiTaco99 · 2019-11-04T00:39:35+00:00

The truth hurts

garebear19959 · 2019-11-04T00:49:23+00:00

Based

AusBongs · 2019-11-04T03:33:08+00:00

lol just sounds like someone who's insecure about their weight..

don't sweat the little things OP :)

Bigmac7 · 2019-11-04T09:22:50+00:00

Was she fat?

Thewalk4756 · 2019-11-04T12:20:06+00:00

You should hit up the woman on the phone and ask her on a date.

Total powermove, fat one will be pissed

StuJayBee · 2019-11-04T12:52:59+00:00

Legen- <wait for it> -dary

nosoupforyou · 2019-11-04T12:56:29+00:00

I'm just waiting for some guy to respond to a women saying something like "I have a height requirement" with "I have a boyfriend".

gantz32 · 2019-11-04T15:23:48+00:00

My man!!

TheExplodingKitten · 2019-11-04T22:45:09+00:00

...then the whole room clapped an cheered.

sadowsentry · 2019-11-05T04:11:37+00:00

I once overheard two fat women talking about their height requirements in the break room. I wonder how they would have reacted to overhearing guys talking about weight requirements. The closest I've come to this level of hypocrisy is when a girl who frequently and explicitly talked about the guys she'd like to fuck got angry because a male co-worker and I were talking about women we found attractive. We never went into any sort of sexual details like she did, yet we were somehow the inappropriate ones.

train_spotting · 2019-11-12T03:47:08+00:00

This is fucking amazing.

MrChibiterasu · 2019-11-24T22:10:30+00:00

Get that guy who told her she had it coming a beer.

lucifer4247 · 2019-11-25T17:43:26+00:00

Why are some women like this why someone please educate me

TroubleTheMerlin · 2019-11-25T17:50:25+00:00

BASED

waterbottleman8000 · 2020-01-28T02:51:16+00:00

I want this as a tattoo

AnaxSK · 2019-11-04T02:19:53+00:00

If you really want to get under those type of girls' skin, just respond "Nice." Those types are so desperate for attention, which is why she said it out of nowhere lol You don't need to one-up them, because it gives her what she wants. Just make it clear that you don't care.

manoylo_vnc · 2019-11-03T19:09:28+00:00

Nice

PixlatedEggplant · 2019-11-03T18:15:43+00:00

Saruman5000 · 2019-11-03T19:09:48+00:00

U are my hero

Bullmarketbanter · 2019-11-03T18:23:51+00:00

Nice

ghidorah221 · 2019-11-03T18:27:08+00:00

Nice

Goodolgator · 2019-11-03T19:01:08+00:00

Nice

Sollertis-Maximus · 2019-11-03T19:12:32+00:00

Nice!

Generation-X-Cellent · 2019-11-03T19:20:57+00:00

Nice

RhinoInAHat · 2019-11-03T19:27:00+00:00

Nice

Theuplink777 · 2019-11-04T00:57:59+00:00

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mastermomo16 · 2019-11-03T23:06:32+00:00

Darks Souls YOU DIED plays

disorientedfrog · 2019-11-04T01:24:04+00:00

Good work

Trump_2O2O_Baby · 2019-11-04T05:49:44+00:00

This is fake as fuck. Cringe

averis1 · 2019-11-04T04:43:29+00:00

I counter with telling her I have a weight requirement.

Not looking like an obese feminist pig shouldn't even be considered a "requirement." How low can we go?

And she has the audacity to ask me if I'm calling her fat

Why is this fatty ego through the roof?

With the fat-shaming mvt, any woman who's not morbidly obese now believes she's "absolutely gorgeous."

Men can't even dare bring up actual standards like ratio, bust size, looks..etc.

She storms off and proceeds to bitch to everyone how mean I was to her.

Just having a female co-worker is a huge liability, it seems. Is lying in her blood? This is an extremely dangerous behaviour.

She can now #metoo you anytime. Just lie through her teeth, say you sexually harassed her and you get sent out the door.

What a wonderful world we live in..!

nigga_phil · 2019-11-03T18:41:44+00:00

Nice

n_yn · 2019-11-03T21:44:34+00:00

Wrlpul · 2019-11-04T01:58:17+00:00

Well she got it one way or another—sideways in this case...

cliffbot · 2019-11-04T02:17:59+00:00

Out of curiosity how tall are you?

ieatassonfirstdate · 2019-11-04T02:21:34+00:00

bruh

gagandeepvats · 2019-11-04T02:30:31+00:00

Fukin epic

ryoko227 · 2019-11-04T02:37:00+00:00

AWALT "Rules for Thee, Not for Me". Glad someone called her out on it.

mackafat · 2019-11-04T03:21:55+00:00

Sick burn. Well done.

TheDukeOf_Donuts · 2019-11-04T03:22:35+00:00

You're my hero

lushizzle · 2019-11-04T03:24:49+00:00

Nice

Zethin · 2019-11-04T04:12:14+00:00

Gottem B)

calvarez · 2019-11-04T04:47:16+00:00

I have a minimum height to weight requirement. What’s your BMI?

tasharuu · 2019-11-04T04:55:41+00:00

Disrespect denied

Evary2230 · 2019-11-04T05:14:02+00:00

I see quite a few people saying, “Nice,” and I am now compelled to continue the trend to keep the chain going strong...

“Neat.”

Dammit.

Skank-Hunt-40-2 · 2019-11-04T07:06:52+00:00

Champion

Ruhroh2000 · 2019-11-04T09:22:48+00:00

She shouldn't complain. She can lose weight if she really wants to.

YeeyMyMeat · 2019-11-04T10:09:34+00:00

Never understood the tall vs fat debate?

Surely it’s more insulting to make fun of someone being short? You can be made taller even with surgery? But if you’re obese you can lose weight any number of ways, surgery included?

Vall3y · 2019-11-04T10:41:29+00:00

And then everyone clapped op

MarbusBrick · 2019-11-04T11:04:42+00:00

Nice

Epic_Sauce2 · 2019-11-04T11:17:59+00:00

Respect +100

luksonluke · 2019-11-04T12:08:15+00:00

she needs a quick vibe check

DemocratTears2020 · 2019-11-04T14:56:47+00:00

Obesedick · 2019-11-04T23:30:49+00:00

In an office environment women can say this stuff all the time with it seeming like a joke but when we dish it back they can't handle it.

This is what I call an unfair work environment. What goes around comes around. She'll shut her trap with height comments.

Outstanding work man. Keep it up.

WHEN_DAY_BREAKS · 2019-11-04T23:56:24+00:00

Fecking madlad

Adolf_Hitler_- · 2019-11-05T04:01:32+00:00

Lmao what’s wrong with people below average height? People like that are almost always above average weight. Hoes mad.

DaddyDenino · 2019-11-09T09:09:56+00:00

Ahh women, always begging for 'equality" but can't handle it.

DaddyDenino · 2019-11-09T09:11:37+00:00

If anything she was more rude because,

1, she brought up the "requirement" first, and 2, it isn't your fault you're short, you cant change it, but it IS her fault she's a fat cunt, which she can change.

NoRelevanceAtAll2 · 2019-11-10T23:49:05+00:00

My friend, who is just shy of 6'8", makes fun of my height all the time; short ass, midget, little man, etc.

I'm 6'0" lol.

ronanv2883 · 2019-11-11T14:45:30+00:00

yeah and whats even worse about these is that you have no control over your height but you can change your body fat percentage relatively easily

other_worlds · 2019-11-11T21:11:09+00:00

After a lifetime of entitlement, equality feels like oppression.

MikeDeY77 · 2019-12-16T22:39:08+00:00

Being tall isn’t all that great anyway. Nothing fits right. People always ask you to get things for them off the top shelves.

“How’s the weather up there? Harharhar”

gulag_disco · 2019-12-28T17:25:18+00:00

Guess she has a certain view of you and thought you were punching above your weight class by even joking that you have high self esteem

dopeymarleyganja · 2020-01-21T18:30:40+00:00

Lol. Starting off any story with "this legit happened" just tells me this legit didn't happen at all.

socalskweez · 2019-11-03T21:52:43+00:00

Nice

joe19912016 · 2019-11-03T22:06:42+00:00

Nice

ThisIsPresidentJeb · 2019-11-03T22:13:17+00:00

Nice

scott226 · 2019-11-03T22:21:36+00:00

Nice

Adarapxam · 2019-11-04T02:26:41+00:00

and then he found 20 bucks

MrMorsley · 2019-11-03T23:26:49+00:00

Edgelord!

Pandoras-Soda-Can · 2019-11-04T02:19:12+00:00

Did this happen? Actually yeah it probably did, some people are bitches and this entirely seems like something someone would do, gg mate

Thehulk666 · 2019-11-04T04:26:32+00:00

you could be /r/tinytrump mascot

Silva_Shadow · 2019-11-04T08:24:18+00:00

Hah your coworker like all other females is a lonely jealous bitch, that's why she went to insult you. She was more attracted to you when some other bitch showed attraction, so she threw out a shit test to see how you'd react.

Setari · 2019-11-04T10:45:08+00:00

Be careful with that shit, that'll get you fired in a heartbeat, especially if you don't have the conversation on recording and video.

ComingHomeInABodybag · 2019-11-04T12:26:06+00:00

It’s a good lesson for women to learn.

thott_busta · 2019-11-03T20:46:18+00:00

Nice

KM5173 · 2019-11-03T20:36:22+00:00

Nice

AttachableSheep · 2019-11-03T19:54:54+00:00

Nice

dartmaster666 · 2019-11-04T04:57:15+00:00

And then the office building clapped.

Trump_2O2O_Baby · 2019-11-03T20:09:20+00:00

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GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2019-11-03T23:11:04+00:00

Nice

alphamalejackhammer · 2019-11-04T03:00:02+00:00

r/madlads

blaziner · 2019-11-04T15:28:32+00:00

I'm all for some tit for tat but man these comments and a lot of posts on this sub makes it seem like this places is gonna join forces with MGTOW to fight the evil that is woman

mutilatedrabbit · 2019-11-04T15:36:49+00:00

Dude. She was trying to flirt with you.

juryriggedduty · 2019-11-04T18:16:57+00:00

never happened

Agile_Destruct · 2019-11-05T03:08:08+00:00

If you hit her in the head with a hammer, and you hit her hard enough, she'd never talk like that to a man ever again.

Cheesehead413 · 2019-11-07T22:42:28+00:00

My girl asked “do these jeans make me look fat” ? I said “no but your thighs do” And then the fight began...

Fade_T0_Black · 2019-11-04T01:33:43+00:00

Lol manlet

Ilkerko · 2019-11-04T13:24:48+00:00

Please no more text posts

regrus · 2019-11-03T20:41:15+00:00

FAKE! INCEL! GET OUT!

"Are you calling me fat?"

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Title	"Are you calling me fat?"
Author	Trump_2O2O_Baby
Upvotes	7886
Comments	562
Date	November 3, 2019 3:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/dr29ue/are_you_calling_me_fat/
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