Sometimes, I get surprised what kind of shit works

Archwinger · 2014-05-20T18:54:04+00:00

Picture a male coyote walking up to a pair of female coyotes. Suddenly, one of the female coyotes turns and barks loudly at the approaching male. The male whimpers, tucks his tail between his legs, and leaves.

Now picture the male coyote approaching, getting barked at, and barking back louder and baring his teeth. The barking female coyote whimpers, tucks her tail between her legs, and leaves. Or I guess in this case, she rolls over on her back in submission.

This is what was communicated. The words were only secondary. People are fucking animals. We just dress it all up and pretend.

ss4james_ · 2014-05-20T18:22:47+00:00

I just do not understand why they need to be like that, I mean, I know they are like that, but wouldnt be easier to just say, hi, how you doing, instead of going into some aggressive bitchy state throwing shit tests and what not.

It's a discernment strategy that's been in evolutionary development for thousands of years. They do that so they can weed the the mentally and egotistically weak out from the strong.

When you understand that confidence and measured aggression in men is as attractive to women as a nice ass is to us, FOR EVOLUTIONARY REASONS, you'll stop questioning it so much and simply take advantage of it.

Wrong_Opinion · 2014-05-20T22:46:08+00:00

I encountered a situation very similar to this one night. Same setting, out with friends, all very drunk. We're at a popular three-tiered bar in downtown, wandering up and down the tiers and mingling with the crowds.

Fast forward, we're having cigarettes on one of the balconies. Random people everywhere, everyone's bullshitting and having a good time. Two chicks come out onto the balcony. One's a brunette, young (less than 28) and the other blonde, old (older than 35). The blonde has her hair cut short.

One of my friends half whispers to the group, "Are those chicks lesbians?" I laugh, and being my drunk self turn around and ask.

"Hey, are you lesbians?"

The brunette giggles, but the blonde instantly becomes pissed off.

"Fuck you! Mind your own business!"

I feel my eyes visibly widen in surprise, but then I lock it down and put on my best shit eating grin. Troll mode activated.

"So you are lesbians?"

More giggling.

"Mind your own fucking business and don't talk to us!"

I turn to the brunette and ask her what her name is. I don't remember her name now, but she tells me. I ask the blonde. She shoots imaginary eye lasers at me.

"Well you are just a firecracker aren't you?" I ask the blonde.

"We have boyfriends!" she says in response, exasperated.

"That's cool. What's your boyfriends name?"

"Eddy!"

The brunette puts her hand on my shoulder and leans a little, she says to me, "My boyfriend's name is Dan."

"I'm Wrong_Opinion. Is your friend always this angry?" I ask the brunette.

The blonde must respond to this slight against her cool and collected character.

"My boyfriend Eddy is a big black guy and I can get him to come here right now!"

My response?

"Cool story."

"FUCK YOU!" shouts the blonde. Before I can reply with, "Not in your dreams cunt." she grabs her hapless brunette pet and scurries out of the area. The whole balcony starts roaring with laughter.

Two strangers buy me shots. It turns out that blonde comes in every weekend and finds one person to be acerbic towards and everyone hates her. I was the first person to get her to run away in everyone's memories.

Everyone told me how big my balls were. It was a good day.

Maintain frame kiddos, even if you don't get any pussy you get massive social cred.

hunotquite · 2014-05-20T18:25:44+00:00

wouldnt be easier to just say, hi, how you doing, instead of going into some aggressive bitchy state

That kind of nice and friendly response happens in places where feminism isn't in education from young ages. (I am French) In France it used to be like that. Now it's different, now when you talk to a random girl, she starts the convo assuming she's a Victoria's secret model and you a loser.

dreckmal · 2014-05-20T20:47:24+00:00

I just do not understand why they need to be like that, I mean, I know they are like that, but wouldnt be easier to just say, hi, how you doing, instead of going into some aggressive bitchy state throwing shit tests and what not.

Women cannot help but shit test. They aren't even aware they are doing it. They are bred and trained to shit test like men are trained to work and be honest.

It sure would be easier for men if women communicated like men, but they don't.

You can't get mad at a fish for swimming.

SkorchZang · 2014-05-20T19:02:47+00:00

Was just explaining that very thing to another brother in his field report on shit tests.

The instant you start explaining yourself to a woman (for example to show that you never meant any harm), you've just lost, and to her, that show of good will means you admit to losing. She'll pose herself as the victim and you as the abusive meanie, instantly. No good.

Instead of going there, think of how you can immediately attack her back, ignore her original plight and dominate, by making it all about you.

slutpuppies · 2014-05-20T20:24:48+00:00

Don't stick your dick in crazy. That my friend, is crazy.

tallwheel · 2014-05-21T02:27:07+00:00

I don't know if it's necessarily a good idea to try to replicate this. You do this to the wrong women, or you do it half-assedly and still come off beta and you end up getting kicked out of the place.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-05-21T16:52:26+00:00

Anger works but a calm, cool, menacing presence saying the same words would have been even better. The true Alpha Coyote doesn't have to bark like a bitch to establish his dominance. A threatening look and a low growl will suffice.

LibertarianLibertine · 2014-05-20T18:25:14+00:00

Interesting, I do reckon anger can be a turnon for women

[deleted] · 2014-05-20T23:15:43+00:00

Bitches love to calm down an angry man with the puss don't they.

troubadour1492 · 2014-05-21T13:18:24+00:00

The ultimate waiting for a slap moment for me came the time I fucked my wife extremely rough, and finished with some weird power trip rant about "I am going to fuck whoever I want from now on, and you are going to agree to this by swallowing my seed!" Face fuck, gag barf choke, face fuck, gag barf choke, face fuck, etc.

I was really surprised I didn't get escorted off the property in shackles.

That was the night I found the red pill, but I had no idea what it was, or what to call it. It was pure animal dominance and submission, and my life has never been the same since. I've spent all the time between then and now learning how to get in touch with that part of myself in an ordered, functional way. When I was on that shit full strength, I couldn't even function at my job. I was in some kind of manic trance for three days straight, and I wanted to run naked in the woods, chase down a deer, and rip it to bloody ribbons with my bare hands.

My friends almost put me in the nuthouse, and I can't disagree with their assessment. Wow. Your inner male animal is a strong motherfucker.

Overzealous_BlackGuy · 2014-05-20T21:48:53+00:00

Does this work with women in less fortunate areas? Women always take offense and get their brother's sister's cousin's father and the junkyard gang to "whoop my ass".

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sumZy · 2014-05-21T08:12:55+00:00

Out of the things that have happened, this one has happened the neverest

Title	Sometimes, I get surprised what kind of shit works
Author	pinky_zebra
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Date	May 20, 2014 5:26 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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