So I get to the club with some friends, first thing we do is get a drink from the bar and start talking because we dont get to so this very often. 2 girls approach 30 minutes in.

Now they start conversation, and approach us. I start talking to girl 1, and girl 2 starts talking with my friend. I keep seeing girl 2 look at me. So after im done talking with girl 1 I start talking to girl 2. She starts show high interest, asking me question about what I do, giving me fuck me eyes, it felt like I entered the club on easy mode.

She asks me to dance, fuck it why not. So she starts grinding into me and i'm feeling her up escalating kino. After that we head to the smoke pit just to get outside because the club music ois pretty loud.

Now this is where the shit test start happening. She brings up politics and says shes a liberal. She looks at me and I say "oh yeah?" She changes the conversation pretty quick. Next shit test she says "you know i'm not going home with you right?" Which I reply by laughing in her face and saying "I wasnt planning on it" when I passed that shit test i'm telling you her facial reaction looked like she got shot she was so suprised.

I tell her I am meeting up with friends down a block at the strip club in 15 minutes. She ditches her friends and comes with me. Now we are at the stripclub I meet up with the boys and we go up to this nice 2nd floor patio it has. Im having a good time with my other friends. Anyway mid way through the girl gets up and starts talking to some other guys. I stay with my group of friends. Even my buddys said "hey man looks like your girl is hitting up some other guys" I learn in and say "i'm not that worried about it" to which my friend starts laughing out loud.

The girl notices us having a good time and comes back to the group. I then ask my buddy if he can get me ride home if I buy him a beer. Hes down and the girl looks at me right away and says she'll come too. What a shocker. I played it off.

We get home and it was a misson success. Moral of the story dont drool over these chicks.