Stupid scrotes in life hacks

dkwantsdk · 2020-10-03T04:25:07+00:00

How much more effort is it to be the worst? Also that's cute they think we wouldn't notice.

razseh · 2020-10-03T04:42:53+00:00

Imagine not being able to take 5 minutes out of your day to wash 8 dishes.

janetheautomaton · 2020-10-03T08:10:43+00:00

"How cute am I, fooling my wife into thinking I was a good idea."

usually_compliant · 2020-10-03T09:15:03+00:00

If there's a bunch of mystery clean dishes there better be an accompanying meal for me when I get home.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-10-03T05:35:57+00:00

A colander. Really.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-10-03T06:49:35+00:00

Sure, because it's not like it's the most obvious random shit to find in the kitchen.

No plates, no pans, no utensils... sigh... this is the gender that boasts having more brain power.

Edit: spelling

_nylea · 2020-10-03T15:27:33+00:00

Lmao @ the cups being right-side-up with their lids on, completely dry

fim_de_semana · 2020-10-03T11:26:17+00:00

She knows. Either she’ll leave his useless ass over being an useless ass or she’ll be a pick me and stay, but no woman is being fooled by this.

Robunnie544 · 2020-10-03T10:08:00+00:00

These idiots don’t realise that since they will already make their poor wife do all of the cooking, she fucking knows what pots and pans she has used and expected you to clean up or whatever lmfao

lunatigre · 2020-10-03T18:28:55+00:00

This won't work. Women's brains have these super computers in them that will assess the types of dishes, the way they were laid out against the dietary and living habits of the man and the calculations will alert her conscious mind to something being amiss. It's how women know he's been cheating too.

He better have a story that can account for all the details and multi tiered questioning or be able to run the same cognitive assessments in creating his hack. And at that point it would've just been easier to wash some plates and vacuum the living room!

ciciplum · 2020-10-03T16:14:28+00:00

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-10-03T16:49:22+00:00

It's pretty obvious to tell when someone hasn't cleaned. Also, that's barely any dishes for 2 people. I have more to do and I live alone!

2020-10-04T06:23:29+00:00

I know exactly what is clean or dirty in the kitchen. There is exactly zero way this could ever be faked for me.

Title	Stupid scrotes in life hacks
Author	anotherdamnloser
Upvotes	208
Comments	19
Date	October 3, 2020 3:54 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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