5 kids, one on the way, and 4 baby daddies. Doesn’t get much better than this...

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-03-19T23:03:24+00:00

Dayum, going for the quadfector baby daddy surprise there.

God willing, it will be granted to me.

Bitch, God gave you 4 opportunities to resolve the error of your ways. So what were those opportunities he granted you before? Practice rounds? Get off the carousel already.

judge if you may

Mathew 7:16
By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles?

If you fuck undeserving guys and pass off their rotten fruit then you will smell bad.

shame me if you dare

Romans 6:21-22
What fruit had ye then in those things whereof ye are now ashamed? for the end of those things is death. But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.

How exactly does putting all your baggage on a man, and not God, fulfilling service to God? Looking for men to marry you and care for you and your bastard children instead of using your new found saving grace as a testimony to God's love is not the point Jesus made when he said "He that hath not sinned, cast the first stone" as right after that he stood the harlet up and told her to "Go and sin no more". Notice he did not say, 'You past mistakes have no more consequences'.

Moral of the story and profound biblical references is: Stupid hoes gonna trick so don't wife them up because they are rotten all the way to the core, so much so that only Christ can redeem them. You aren't the Savior of Men, so don't do "good" by falling on your sword to save them.

Sharky-Dude · 2020-03-19T22:59:44+00:00

Damn. This one belongs in the WAATGM Hall of Fame. Astounding.

Westernhagen · 2020-03-19T22:59:21+00:00

Gee, ya think that ex who is in prison molested any of the other four kids she already had? Your man-chooser is broken, woman, just stay away from men now.

ccosby · 2020-03-20T00:09:52+00:00

With her past history if she did pick you what does it say about the type of person you are?

lethargic_apathy · 2020-03-19T22:34:17+00:00

You would think that after 1 or 2, she’d learn her lesson. Geez. You think that getting on a dating app will help? She doesn’t even mention what she has to offer. How do you even feed all those mouths? Money from child support? (Which I assume will be running out soon) Damn

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-19T23:12:49+00:00

this was the path given to me to walk by God and so I do.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??

Perhaps God was and has been trying to teach you humility. He has given you many options to make the right choices and you have consistently chosen poorly. Six (6) kids by 4 different men, a plethora of body mutilating tattoos, and an OLD profile claiming that none of this train wreck was your fault.

NEWSFLASH---God isn't going to take credit for choices that YOU made of your own FREE WILL.

reinaldo866 · 2020-03-19T23:24:44+00:00

"If we aren't married we aren't sexing"

Fucking whire, if she were a virgin or at least had no kids I'd say that's okay, but 5 fucking kids and she wants to make some guy wait for a fucking wasted pussy? I bet that shit is so stretched you can put your whole feet in there, kick the unborn baby with no problem, man these fucking women are so fucking deluded, what kind of bitch says you need to marry her in order to have sex when the fucking annoying whore has 5 fucking kids

I just finished reading the whole bio, the fucking whore had her last ex-husband locked for life for pedophilia, I don't even know what to say

chalulin · 2020-03-19T22:48:55+00:00

Yeah. Don't blame god. I'm not a believer but don't blame that guy. He didn't make you choose a damn child molester to hook up with.

NationalLurkersParty · 2020-03-20T00:01:47+00:00

Speaking of bible verses, when faced with a woman like this all men should remember Matthew 7:6 "Do not cast pearls before swine."

Sensei_Hensei · 2020-03-19T23:06:25+00:00

"My truth" always means there some lying bullshit that the hamster authorized to come out of her mouth.

Wide-Brick · 2020-03-20T00:12:53+00:00

For a chic that doesn't want sex, she sure as hell has enough kids.

RedditRouge00 · 2020-03-20T02:02:02+00:00

This is probably saddest profile I’ve seen on this sub, this is the unholy trifecta of red flags .I truly pity those kids and wish them luck in life.

CreflowDollars · 2020-03-20T00:39:22+00:00

Women like this remind me of going to church growing up, the handful of times my dad came when my mom was sick these vultures would come circling with fake concern about my mom, fake nails click clacking together as they made up some excuse to touch my dad while he used me like a human shield. Good times.

RRFdev · 2020-03-20T01:16:34+00:00

"Hi, I'm a slut, a hypocrite unbeliever, bastard child mother, allowed my kids to be molested, fat, ugly, etc."

Guy: "OMAGERD MARRY MEH!"

This is what these women on OLD actually believe.

DoubleGunzChippa · 2020-03-19T23:33:37+00:00

"this was the path given to me to walk by God and so I do."

So wait......let.me get this straight.......

"I didnt want to have 5 kids by 4 different horrible guys, but god wanted me to, so hands tied, tee hee!"

I just.......ugh.

dwc151 · 2020-03-19T23:09:33+00:00

Get thee to a nunnery, thot.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-20T00:19:05+00:00

Spay and neuter your humans.

Psychoticface · 2020-03-20T03:02:30+00:00

I wonder if there exists a simp out there who would consider this thing as a prospect... if there was it would be one for the medical textbooks

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-20T00:31:01+00:00

'The rest' she says, 'should man up and not see the meeting of her legs'. I wonder how were the children conceived then...

ThePrivilegedOne · 2020-03-20T01:10:41+00:00

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Dr_Skyman · 2020-03-20T01:46:21+00:00

Man this is really really fucking sad

Overkillengine · 2020-03-20T02:43:22+00:00

None of her entitled screed answers the question of why should a good man pay a far greater price to receive what by her own admission lesser men got for far cheaper. (Also, they got it when it was in...somewhat...better condition too)

And that's before realizing that she is already in her 30's to 40's, and a tatted up out of shape dumpster fire with kids, baggage, and bills in tow.

Cabshear · 2020-03-19T23:05:30+00:00

See the shit list she posted on her public profile? You see it? Look really hard. If you get involved with her. You will, I repeat will, end up on this list. Ironic that she self righteously beat her chest about being judgmental.

All the Jesus and God stuff is merely “genie in the bottle” religion. No one cares about the gods (Or demons) until they can do something for you. You can be a spoiled little shit until life throws you a curve ball then you start “rubbing the lamp.”

In reality she could give a shit about deities or men, unless they can do something for her.

jamiehands · 2020-03-20T07:31:17+00:00

Only God may judge me...

God: Yeah. You’re a ho...

z31fanatic · 2020-03-20T01:09:59+00:00

This one should go straight to the hall of fame.

thefilthyhermit · 2020-03-20T02:16:38+00:00

Damn. I wouldn't just pass this one up, I would cross the street to go around.

rellik13xx · 2020-03-20T01:09:10+00:00

Jesus Christ, all the bible verses and self righteousness... I wanted to smash my head up against a brick wall when I read her bio.

napsdufroid · 2020-03-20T02:00:57+00:00

The prison-quality tats are a nice touch as well...

bk6830 · 2020-03-20T05:11:43+00:00

I'm a skank. Not my fault. God's will.

bajanbiker47 · 2020-03-20T05:38:53+00:00

This is the result of fucking dudes based only on facial features and height😂

Kirrawynne · 2020-03-20T07:31:48+00:00

Okay, she’s an absolute fucking train wreck but at least she’s calm.

Oh shit, she’s a fucking train wreck. Now the last baby daddy, yeah, can’t pass the buck if you’re a kiddie toucher but the other baby daddies were all at fault for the demise of said relationships. And she had no part to play? I hate to be suspicious, but I am.

Scantraxx12 · 2020-03-20T13:07:21+00:00

>cheater

>dead beat dad

>paedophile

She sure knows how to pick 'em!

Also I know this may be a common sentiment around these parts but: How is this lady, on a hook up site that had at least 4 kids out of wedlock, with terrible judgement demand people not want to hook up? It is the height of entitlement. I guess she's finally done with fucking Chad's and Tyrone's. This meme is so fucking real. I'm in the mood for Arby's for some reason.

meerita · 2020-03-19T23:08:57+00:00

This seems a bailout, but maybe i am wrong and she is only looking for me, the good man to love me forever

Nighthanger · 2020-03-20T00:08:47+00:00

Short hair , even worse

2020-03-20T02:12:46+00:00

"Look ma'fuckahs! I gotta keeds! Who gonna pay fo dese keeds? You gotsta proove yo shit ta me, ma'fuckahs!"

Bitch, you've already proven you're a shitheaded waste of life, can't keep a man, and frankly you need your teeth kicked in. I'm thinking you just accused those men of crimes they didn't commit so you could shovel more dick into that wormhole you call a vagina.

Fuck these cunts with a red hot poker and them trash what's left at the dump. Service to society.

Psychoticface · 2020-03-20T02:58:38+00:00

This bitch is as ugly as sin! Why would she presume anybody would want to have sex with her ugly ass?

sketchpad4u · 2020-03-20T03:28:44+00:00

Hey! I've fucked all the Tyrone cock that would drive over! Now you Jesus freaks need to get the fuck over here and pay for all these blessings I took... Balls deep. Where you'll be... Sorta... With your wallet.

FactsAngerLiars · 2020-03-20T05:40:25+00:00

OUTA THU WAY, BOIZ!! DIS WUN MINEZ!!

toolate4redpill · 2020-03-20T09:35:05+00:00

If your wondering where the bottom of the barrel is...............

PhantasyBoy · 2020-03-20T09:45:44+00:00

I’ll judge! Dating isn’t for you. Look after your kids.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-03-20T10:13:37+00:00

Judging from her tattoos, every kid probably coincides with a stint she did in prison when she had sex with the guards for extra frosting on her cake for desert.

chadtwashington · 2020-03-20T00:32:20+00:00

This ho been like triple alpha-widowed. She straight up said between the lines orbiters only - I've gotten more than enough dick and probably have no feeling left down there.

CanadiaNationalist · 2020-03-20T01:12:41+00:00

Talk about a shitty judge of character. Wow.

Borsao66 · 2020-03-20T01:37:33+00:00

Talk about a train wreck where all the cargo is dumpsters on fire. 🔥

3DWomanHelps2DWomen · 2020-03-20T05:36:47+00:00

This is why the world is chock full of child abusers, neglecters, and predators. Most people don't think about responsibility and honor to create human life anymore.

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-20T14:12:16+00:00

She doesn't need a man, she needs Yahweh.

jmpires · 2020-03-20T14:38:02+00:00

Buy your powerball ticket today! Apparently four blinded men aimlessly got five bullseye shots.

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-03-19T22:52:00+00:00

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LonelyBobcat · 2020-03-20T00:06:53+00:00

>IF YOU DARE

Dare I?

Joethathan · 2020-03-20T02:40:37+00:00

I instinctively swiped left and accidentally turned to the "about" section of this sub

Faulkey · 2020-03-20T02:41:14+00:00

What a fucking mess.

JimBagleaducia · 2020-03-20T13:58:16+00:00

If you're dating a guy and he's ok with no sex from you, maybe it's smart to watch out for what he does around the kids...

Terrible_Presumption · 2020-03-20T14:13:46+00:00

Welfare moma. Scum-bag lovah.

Necrolet · 2020-03-20T17:11:46+00:00

Making the guy work for something dozens of other men got for free. Also, blaming God for her shit decisions... Time for another fucking crusade.

_MCMXCVI_ · 2020-03-20T17:42:18+00:00

I love how these women will fuck any guy EXCEPT for the ones they want a serious relationship with. No sex till marriage? How about you go fuck yourself. What man would take such a raw deal? Oh yeah, simps.

Sid_Insidious · 2020-03-20T19:39:05+00:00

Disclaimer: Not looking for sex at all.

Well, DUH she already had all the sex.

Five kids and one on the way - a hood rat with STANDARDS and expectations.
Yeah, females are deluded narcissists.

MRMRising · 2020-03-20T23:57:24+00:00

G'damn, I lost count of how many kids she had before I finished.

1st10Amendments · 2020-03-20T05:41:45+00:00

It could be worse: she could have tattooosoops. Spoke too soon.

yeetyeetmybeepbeep · 2020-03-20T05:45:24+00:00

I feel so so bad for those kids

souris101 · 2020-03-20T17:56:41+00:00

fuckin train wreck!

2020-03-20T22:19:31+00:00

If we aren't married we aren't sexing

r/holup

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-03-21T01:49:47+00:00

I’d rather date her 18 year old daughter, but something tells me I should run away from this brood as far as possible.

GoyimAreSlaves · 2020-03-22T05:18:02+00:00

Future harassers for your children 😆

redditthrow32 · 2020-03-22T15:36:10+00:00

"If we arent married we arent sexing, move on."

Gross.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-20T17:01:48+00:00

I'm late to the party on this one, but I'll plunge a few shivs anyway. I'll try not to repeat too much of what the rest of you already said, but no promises.

"Not looking for sex at all" - 90%+ of men swiped left, if they didn't already at the mere sight of her face and distended bastard-baby-bump.

"My truths" - anyone who says that phrase or anything similar is best avoided. There is only THE truth.

The rest.... Holy living fuck what a mess. Sheriff already took her to task on the pseudo-Christian BS she spouted. Older Miggy already beat me to pointing out that her pederast ex likely molested her other kids. There's really nothing left.

bnkrwnkr · 2020-03-22T20:06:45+00:00

I’m just wondering why she’s still smiling.

LowerSpecial · 2020-04-03T01:38:36+00:00

where do I sign up?

Ishabaka · 2020-05-05T20:58:47+00:00

She chooses well.

Title	5 kids, one on the way, and 4 baby daddies. Doesn’t get much better than this...
Author	UrineTroubleNoww
Upvotes	322
Comments	121
Date	March 19, 2020 9:57 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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