$5 million wasn't enough for her lazy ass, she is demanding more again. ( NBA player's ex wife)

SCROTAL-SACK · 2018-07-25T19:08:37+00:00

Should he assist her? Why is that even a question? She got 5 MILLION DOLLARS ffs. How much of a fuck up do you have to be to end up homeless after that life-changing amount hitting your account? What a fucking useless parasite.

ConstantChinner · 2018-07-25T19:06:20+00:00

Get a new sign:
Will suck dick for sandwiches

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-07-25T19:20:10+00:00

The things I could have done with 1/10 of the amount she got.

Itisforsexy · 2018-07-25T21:11:50+00:00

5 Million dollars, goes broke.

If you get that much money (tax-free mind you) and still manage to become penniless after a few years, there is no hope for you. At all. Either someone else takes care of you, or you will always be homeless.

She must have an IQ of 70, or lower.

The interest alone on $5Mil, is a quarter of a million a year, conservatively invested.

deconstruct2000 · 2018-07-25T19:41:50+00:00

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Sir_manalot · 2018-07-25T19:47:40+00:00

Women are literally entitled brats

GranUnic0rn · 2018-07-25T20:25:37+00:00

No. How dumb is this whore that she can't make 5 million last.

Shouldn't have gone on a 52 week vacation. Fucking dumb whore.

2018-07-25T19:17:10+00:00

she needs some sort of budget skills. oh wait a minute when she was married she didn't need to budget as she had access to his multi million dollar contract. lol. she gets a 5 mill fuck.you and now penniless.

Enzo95 · 2018-07-25T21:51:17+00:00

I would have to work 40 years to make that kind of money. And this low IQ dumb whore burned it all without even earning it on her own in the first place. Jesus...

SleepyMethHead · 2018-07-25T21:23:03+00:00

5 million dollars. WTF.

Nice House: 200k

Nice car: 50k

..........BITCH WTF YOU DO WITH THE REST?

joshrey789 · 2018-07-25T21:11:59+00:00

I just read up on her. She is fucking insane. She said she's entitled to money Wade was paid for an endorsement. But when she was asked about it she said she wanted attention, not money. So she is a gold digger and an attention whore.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/dwyane-wade-says-his-ex-wife-cant-be-homeless-because-he-pays-her-25-000-a-month-6546125

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-07-25T20:07:35+00:00

anyone with any with tiniest bit of financial sense couldve lived happily ever after with 5 million

KaitouNala · 2018-07-25T20:20:28+00:00

you had 5 fucking million dollars, i could live 5 whole life times on that amount maybe more, the fuck did you spend it on? obviously wasn't plastic surgery because your ass still looks skanky and used up.

timegoesee · 2018-07-25T21:28:14+00:00

If a man got 5 mill he’d probably end up living off it for decades.

cypresstalker · 2018-07-25T19:21:58+00:00

I would have started at least one company with 5 mil. This is depressing.. people get shit for free that other have to work their whole life to attain

2018-07-26T01:02:44+00:00

What a fucking retarded piece of shit.... $5 million... And where did that go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwyane_Wade

Wade married his high school girlfriend Siohvaughn Funches in 2002. He filed for a divorce in 2007, which was granted in 2010 after a lengthy and acrimonious court battle.[131] In 2011, Wade was granted sole custody of his two sons

131:

http://www.espn.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/news/story?id=6212517

Wade's divorce was granted last June, after a lengthy separation. The financial portion of the divorce remains unsettled.

The boys' mother, Siohvaughn Wade, will have what the court described as "regular parenting time" on alternating weekends in Miami, as well as several other times during the year, including Mother's Day. Dwyane Wade has also repeatedly said that he wants his sons to have healthy relationships with their mother.

Still, the 102-page ruling had some sharp words for Wade's ex-wife.

"This court finds that [Siohvaughn Wade] has embarked on an unstoppable and relentless pattern of conduct for over two years to alienate the children from their father, and lacks either the ability or the willingness to facilitate, let alone encourage, a close and continuing relationship between them," read a portion of the ruling entered by Judge Renee G. Goldfarb.

Wade's attorney, James Pritikin, said the custody trial "was one of the longest ever in Cook County history."

Wade filed the motion asking for sole custody nearly a year ago, though the legal tussle has gone on considerably longer.

He and his ex-wife separated in August 2007 and it took Wade years to get the divorce, a process that was slowed by his ex-wife often changing attorneys. He also sued Siohvaughn Wade for defamation after she made unfounded allegations against him in 2009 -- claims she eventually withdrew.

More claims against Dwyane Wade followed during the custody case, including that he was abusive to his children. The court found them all to be baseless.

"The court agreed the best home is with Mr. Wade and that he is also willing to foster a relationship with the children's mother," Pritikin said. "I know he will continue to be a phenomenal parent."

The court acknowledged that Wade's schedule as a professional athlete is "demanding," given the rigors of training camp, preseason, an 82-game regular season and then the playoffs.

"Is every day the same? No. Is it consistent? No," Goldfarb's ruling read. "But, to posit that [Dwyane Wade] does not have the time to be a primary parent is incorrect. He has the time if he makes the time."

Wade said all the measures are in place for as smooth a transition for his sons as possible. A school for the boys has been selected, and a plan for child-care was presented to the court, which found it acceptable.

"We had to have that, nanny care, everything already booked and planned out," Wade said. "That's the easy part."

The court ruling also had some other interesting items, including Siohvaughn Wade's contention that Dwyane Wade could have found employment in Chicago, where she has lived with the boys.

Wade met with the Chicago Bulls twice last summer when he was a free agent, but according to the ruling, Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf never met with Wade, nor did the team ever present the 2006 NBA finals MVP with a contract offer.

The ruling also states that Wade is on the U.S. roster for the 2012 London Olympics. Wade played with the U.S. team at the Athens Games in 2004 and the Beijing Games in 2008, but has not yet said publicly if he definitively plans to play at the London Games.

Wade told the AP that the waiting for the ruling has been difficult, and expressed again Sunday a desire for his ex-wife to "play a healthy role" in the boys' lives.

"I'm not going to say, 'OK, I won,'" Wade said. "I think them living here, being here, it's a great opportunity for them and I'm looking forward to it for them, to grow up with me and us learning together, how to be father-son. So I'm excited."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Money sponging cunt No. 2.

Gabrielle Monique Union-Wade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Union

falcon10474 · 2018-07-25T20:36:23+00:00

“I don’t want anything, no money, all I want is my freedom and my voice,” she said.

riiiiiiiiiiight

acabininthewood5 · 2018-07-26T00:26:41+00:00

Keep in mind that Dwayne has full custody of their two sons, so none of that went to taking care of them. She blew it all on herself

Karmageddon17 · 2018-07-25T20:07:40+00:00

Wtf d wade! You settled for a 5? So the price is now set at 1mill per smv point. And they say the economy is good lmao

heheRue · 2018-07-25T19:06:21+00:00

HELL NO

2018-07-25T19:28:17+00:00

And I was just thinking how pathetic CNN is... oops CNN is bumped again.

ConfidentHoverhander · 2018-07-25T20:17:42+00:00

He should definitely give her another 5 million.

By holding that sign up, the cunt is actually trying to make HIM look bad.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-07-25T21:06:32+00:00

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HugeWork · 2018-07-25T21:11:07+00:00

A little googling and found that this was back in 2013. So she spent over $1 million/year.

Jcart105 · 2018-07-25T21:24:00+00:00

Bitch probably wasted it on purses, weaves, and designer clothing.

Wigglepicks · 2018-07-26T00:55:46+00:00

That's some nice looking jewelry for a homeless woman.

VespasianTheMortal · 2018-07-26T02:46:07+00:00

She gifted a BMW 7 series to her best friend's mom.

http://googleweblight.com/i?u=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-dwyane-wades-ex-0409-chicago-inc-20170407-story.html&hl=en-IN

2018-07-25T19:52:15+00:00

Assist in what? Spending? I can do that myself. 😂

2018-07-25T20:24:31+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-wades-exwife-holds-personal-protest-20130719-story,amp.html

blaizken_420 · 2018-07-25T23:06:07+00:00

This is actually hilarious.

pixelies · 2018-07-25T23:26:49+00:00

This is 5 years old...

2018-07-25T23:48:54+00:00

Just buy yourself a 1 million dollar house in a wealthy community, buy a few rental properties for passive income, invest some of it in long term accounts, and live the rest your life in luxury.

These people have no planning skills.

canfidel · 2018-07-26T06:07:54+00:00

She claims to be the "mother" of his children (gaining sympathy), even though Wade has full custody of both the boys. Female narcissism knows no limits.

Phantom_Spark · 2018-07-25T19:36:26+00:00

Is this a modern day Whimpy? Will she pay me on Tuesday for a hamburger today?

2018-07-25T20:06:28+00:00

Uhhh, the fuck? That's a big hell no.

lulz3r · 2018-07-25T20:18:56+00:00

She might have a better chance with that sign in Miami than in Chicago, still a hard maybe though.

ninja_prease · 2018-07-25T21:26:08+00:00

How fucking irresponsible. Can you imagine having $5MM and ending up broke? Fucking moron

davisyoung · 2018-07-25T21:32:52+00:00

It’s spelled Dwyane Wade.

king_jeffy · 2018-07-25T21:38:49+00:00

Hell to the naw naw

TB409 · 2018-07-25T21:40:44+00:00

What the fuck did she blow 5 million dollars on?

CDAYt · 2018-07-25T21:42:18+00:00

So fucking ungrateful

Jlax1027 · 2018-07-25T21:48:38+00:00

She got 5 mil. Now she is trying to shame him cause she is homeless by putting up signs trying to out him on blast. I bet if someone asks her about it she’ll say so many bad things about him. “I gotta take care of the kids he was always playing sports blahblahblah.” She’d never bring up the 5mil cause it would make her look bad. She wants pity. Free money. Attention. Heres a prime example once women get what they want. Its not enough and they want more. 5MILLION bucks. Are you kidding me? Even a teenage boy would be able to rent a room and know not to waste all of his money cause he needs a room to live. Tell us that men are irresponsible and take so long to mature what the fuck is this. She had a free ticket to a peaceful life with 5mil.

MiG35ToW · 2018-07-25T21:56:43+00:00

Maybe if she worked for money she would realize the value of it and manage it better.

xx_deleted_x · 2018-07-25T22:06:23+00:00

She should have to provide an itemized account of where $5,000,000 went before she's allowed to beg on the street!

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-07-25T22:37:20+00:00

Fuck no.

Stupid woman. IF she blew through 5 million, let her stay on the streets.

For anyone reasonable, 5 million would have been enough to last them the rest of their lives.

And look at her, playing the victim.

Fuck her and fuck a culture that thinks woman who "only" got 5 million from a divorce deserves more.

EffinWhiteMale · 2018-07-25T22:53:05+00:00

Women would rather go broke living an extravagant lifestyle than be smart and maybe not spend 5 Million dollars within the course of a few years

XteveMcQueen · 2018-07-25T22:58:17+00:00

She blew through 5 MILLION DOLLARS?!?! Not even sure how one does that.

GrizzlyLeather · 2018-07-25T23:12:41+00:00

Bu... But look at those puppy eyes, how could anyone say no, tough titties, don't be an entitled cunt to her?

2018-07-25T23:18:06+00:00

She should've invested most of that money in a trust,bought her a modest home,and lived out the rest of her live in comfort. Piss on her. He was forced to give her too much as it was.

juankixd · 2018-07-25T23:25:59+00:00

If I were him I ask for the custody and wish her good luck to her.

tryharder6968 · 2018-07-25T23:28:17+00:00

Dwyane *

browsingonmywii · 2018-07-25T23:35:04+00:00

She GOT 5 million, she could get a job, she could also have savings. What is wrong with people. I'd quit college if I had 5 mill, and work a minimum wage job to keep busy, because that 5 mill on the side would be enough really

grewapair · 2018-07-25T23:44:26+00:00

This was a publicity stunt to try to get more money from him. There is no evidence that she is actually broke.

whackPanther · 2018-07-26T00:01:14+00:00

She's crying because someone almost made her work.

Oh man. Got shivers just thinking about it.

JohnBravo9990 · 2018-07-26T00:27:35+00:00

Assisted suicide? Sure, why not.

0kool74 · 2018-07-26T00:27:55+00:00

she shoulda been on the streets from the beginning

Xxtourlife · 2018-07-26T00:57:49+00:00

😳😳😳,And the Betas are gonna give her more😒😒😒😒

fignal · 2018-07-26T01:00:31+00:00

How doees one get 5 milion and be on the streets?

2018-07-26T01:02:49+00:00

When it comes to money, no amount is enough for wymyn. If he gave her 50 mil, she'll want 100 mil.

snootoro · 2018-07-26T01:07:04+00:00

To top it off, she's a vexatious litigant. She's had 13 (possibly 14) separate divorce attorneys, and none of them have had anything remotely good to say about her after the fact. When your own attorney quits, and that happens 13 times, the 14th is most likely not a charm. She's suing her last attorney for malpractice claiming that she was "tricked" into taking a 5 mil settlement. And on top of it, she's made a mockery of homelessness - of which 75 percent of victims in this country are MEN. She needs to be held in contempt of court and sanctioned so that she can no longer file lawsuits. What a sick waste of time and resources.

squishles · 2018-07-26T01:07:49+00:00

us median houisehold income is just shy of 60k, it would take the median us household 83 years to make what she has squandered. That's before taxes.

PericlesWrites · 2018-07-26T01:26:24+00:00

She should open her legs up and turn tricks in cars like an honest woman.

Smyrnahiker44 · 2018-07-26T01:49:14+00:00

That’s called pan handling. She gets in her bmw and drives to the extended stay at 179.00 per week with free cable. Too bad for that skank, she should’ve been born a 6 foot nine man who can play basketball and she wouldn’t have to worry about Dwayne.

Truth_or_GTFO · 2018-07-26T01:53:55+00:00

This really grinds my gears

BonelessSkinless · 2018-07-26T02:15:42+00:00

Oh yes life is SO hard for you. Got more money than most people will see in their lifetimes but she needs our sympathy? Fuck off.

hkl8324 · 2018-07-26T02:32:23+00:00

Parasite? awalt

Hikku_Rikku · 2018-07-26T02:35:08+00:00

Those weaves are expensive brothers.

Fortnite_FaceBlaster · 2018-07-26T02:48:05+00:00

What an idiot. What the fuck did she do with the 5 mil? I'd be set for life!

2018-07-26T02:50:23+00:00

st8ovmnd · 2018-07-26T02:50:38+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that CUNT!!!!.

WachanIII · 2018-07-26T03:06:42+00:00

It's a shame those kids are related to this idiot of a woman

DTreatz · 2018-07-26T03:15:52+00:00

No, she can go screw herself

monk-74 · 2018-07-26T03:20:16+00:00

$5 million would last me several lifetimes.

Ur-Clammy-Socks · 2018-07-26T03:33:04+00:00

It’s spelt dwyane

Farhandlir · 2018-07-26T03:47:06+00:00

She probably spent those $5 million on useless designer handbags, clothes and shoes, what a complete waste she is.

ripdabs · 2018-07-26T04:45:39+00:00

Hell no !!! She squandered that cash!!! Deal with it bitch!

zetsthamys · 2018-07-26T05:08:06+00:00

Of course not !

mgtowliberdade · 2018-07-26T05:11:48+00:00

She wasn't homeless and besides the settlement she was getting $25 thousand dollars a month, and worst of all, this protest is real

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/dwyane-wade-says-his-ex-wife-cant-be-homeless-because-he-pays-her-25-000-a-month-6546125

1st10Amendments · 2018-07-26T05:14:28+00:00

Eat shit and die, bitch.

guzman_hemi · 2018-07-26T05:15:46+00:00

Shit $5 mill thats way more than enough, but give her any amount and it still wont be enough, you can give a bitch a billion dollars and she’ll be broke within a year

Corelogik · 2018-07-26T05:27:44+00:00

Hell no. Bitch already got 5mil. If she blew through it, she can go blow something else to get more.

t0shki · 2018-07-26T05:40:26+00:00

If you manage to burn 5 mil without any strategy you earned this spot.

I_ysk · 2018-07-26T06:15:03+00:00

A mercy killing is considered assistance, right?

MigrainesRcontagious · 2018-07-26T06:22:23+00:00

Usual entitlement story. What happened to the $5 million? Typical that she’d expect him to rescue her after she apparently went through a literal fortune.

goldismoney1618 · 2018-07-26T06:28:13+00:00

Knarkopolo · 2018-07-26T06:39:14+00:00

receives $5 million

Excuse me but fucking idiot. She could live out her life and never work again.

Joel0802 · 2018-07-26T06:48:16+00:00

//Despite false allegations by Ms. Funches claiming to be "homeless" and "destitute," Dwyane Wade has maintained over the years financial support to his ex-wife by providing her with income over $25,000 on a monthly basis, timely paid for her home mortgage, maintenance and security at the house, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and all of her attorney fees throughout this process.

Ms. Funches has made a mockery of homelessness which is a serious and personal issue for Mr. Wade as his mother was homeless for a period of time when he was a child.//

WTF. It's cruel.

Vlad_the_imp_hailer · 2018-07-26T06:57:01+00:00

If the kids are with him, who is that girl?

jamesdanton · 2018-07-26T07:19:02+00:00

What a useless individual. Eat sidewalk, parasite.

xyzadeel · 2018-07-26T08:00:24+00:00

Whatst this bitch name?

xyzadeel · 2018-07-26T08:14:55+00:00

Why men aren't speaking again these bullshit laws in west. In my cou theres no bullshit like this

2018-07-26T08:32:17+00:00

How did she squander that much money? I couldn't if I tried.

CasketCadaver · 2018-07-26T09:13:53+00:00

total sack of shit

FreshNothingBurger · 2018-07-26T09:45:12+00:00

Prime example of "It's not the initial purchase, it's the running cost that gets you".

1v1crown · 2018-07-26T14:31:20+00:00

Guess she was a certain type of rich...

2018-07-26T15:45:45+00:00

He already assisted her. 5 millions bucks worth. Don't know how she burned through that so fast, but now its her problem.

hookbill2 · 2018-07-26T17:17:38+00:00

fuck no... she got more in a divorce than i'll see my life... he needs to sue her for character damage.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2018-07-26T17:50:19+00:00

If you can't handle 5 million why the fuck should you get any more? She would just fuck that up as well. Let the streets teach her about true equality.

2018-07-26T18:16:46+00:00

What happened to that five million dollars? Explain that first.

Dank_Meems · 2018-07-26T19:57:24+00:00

Bitch, you made more money than most humans can comprehend, just cuz you sucked some dudes dick. Fuckign kill yourself, honestly....

Sipsipsubidibao · 2018-07-26T20:09:59+00:00

Assuming she is using 5000$ per month...

60k for a year 5million/60k= 83.3333333 it would be enough for 83 years....

cyborg_type_darkness · 2018-07-26T22:04:55+00:00

If you would burn 1 million in the span of a year. Wouldn't you think: this is going wrong I need to change before I lose everything?

Hwga_lurker_tw · 2018-07-27T02:23:16+00:00

Get.A.Job.

MGTOWMAN75 · 2018-08-07T15:42:17+00:00

She could have gotten a good house for under 1 million and could have survived on the remainder for the rest of her life provided she invested and budgeted, nobody is talking about the excessive shopping sprees and trips she probably went on

Title	$5 million wasn't enough for her lazy ass, she is demanding more again. ( NBA player's ex wife)
Author	canfidel
Upvotes	1024
Comments	223
Date	July 25, 2018 7:03 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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