Amusing Standards and Demands

I_Have_An_8in_Penis · 2019-10-05T15:47:51+00:00

She wrote:

"If you are looking for a one night stand or a hook up then move to another profile, I have plenty of experience in this area and know what I want now."

If this doesn't prove AF-BB, then I don't know what will.

strongandhappy · 2019-10-05T15:42:24+00:00

Why do these women always think the only thing necessary to get a mature responsible man is to be ready for one? Is it because these men were hounding them in their youth before they turned out to be a train wreck? No self awareness, ever.

georgesoyros · 2019-10-05T16:18:10+00:00

Sure honey, but what do you have to offer?

MrMagtow · 2019-10-05T16:32:31+00:00

There's no such thing as good 36 year old pussy

Sumfuc · 2019-10-05T17:52:42+00:00

Typical DEMANDS: 6ft, check! 6 figures, check! 6 pack/dick, check!

Typical OFFERS: Prior children by several different men A LOT of sexual experiences Angry, ravenous entitlement for so little return on your investment

INVESTORS ASSESSMENT: High risk for rapidly depreciating assets. Strictly a “trading position”. Short term lease, no other options recommended. WARNING: Do Not buy-hold!

Pacifist11 · 2019-10-05T15:51:03+00:00

The hell job is a visual merchandizer?

Darth_Zounds · 2019-10-05T16:23:04+00:00

I was confused for a second, because I thought we were looking at a dating profile of Brie Larson.

EDIT:

Why have pics of Captain Marvel on your profile if you aren't the actress who played her?

that_nast · 2019-10-05T18:15:14+00:00

Two different dad's? You, bitch are beyond damaged goods. Enjoy your cats and the fact that your daughter's will grow up hating you while also turning into useless whores like yourself.

worldsoutro · 2019-10-05T15:48:14+00:00

Geez. Talk about demands

strainer123 · 2019-10-05T17:54:11+00:00

"I have 2 daughters... fathers and losers are out of the picture", you couldn't make this up hahahaha, I'm so happy she's going to end up alone with a drinking problem and no money.

9-BBN · 2019-10-05T17:31:55+00:00

FatherS! 🤣

sbmale1986 · 2019-10-05T17:05:52+00:00

I heard this joke when I was 15 Keisha has 3 men in her life: John is a handy man, when Keisha needs something fixed she calls John. After fixing her fridge John says to himself, one day I'm going to get some coochie. Mike is the supportive guy. When Keisha needs an emotional connection she calls Mike . "hey baby don't worry about him, you're a strong beautiful queen". After talking to Keisha Mike says to himself, one day I'm going to get some coochie. Then there's Tyrone can't get a job, can't hold a conversation. He's only good for one thing...

kriskros18 · 2019-10-05T15:55:46+00:00

don’t, no cant, wish “this” to even my worst enemy.

2019-10-05T18:24:03+00:00

A more succinct profile:

I am here because I am a piece of shit and well past my prime

This is what I want:

red flag

If you are an idiot who fancies being my slave and punching bag please hit me up

PS If we ever have kids and you try to leave me, I will drown them

GregHonda · 2019-10-05T17:37:54+00:00

She hasn't figured out yet that while women are undoubtedly the gatekeepers of sex, men are the gatekeepers of relationships. She's confusing all those thirsty simps who are ever ready to agree to sex, with an actual man capable of providing for her and WILLING TO COMMIT to her. She thinks that just because there was a long line of the former, there will also be a long line of the latter. By the time she figures this out she will have hit the wall and wonder just who is going to look after her as her powers fade and her debts accumulate.

ShylockSimmonz · 2019-10-05T17:44:13+00:00

First thing I noticed was that she comes with crotch goblins.

Professsor_Q · 2019-10-05T17:44:40+00:00

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK no

8ur84uhrh398fh · 2019-10-05T16:32:30+00:00

Why is capricorn an ethnicity?

KazuyaAmon · 2019-10-05T17:58:16+00:00

LOL Xbox is for "man children" WHAT

MTGGains · 2019-10-05T19:49:43+00:00

Practically impossible to find a man under 50 who is financially independent. She’s in for a big surprise

krusty_fat · 2019-10-05T16:01:27+00:00

That Captain Marvel fetish though!

cycloneous · 2019-10-05T16:04:53+00:00

Fathers are losers

Translation: I was pumped and dumped by Chad, his buddies Pookie, Ray Ray, Jamal and Juan Longdong and the result was two crouch goblins. I am an irresponsible woman and put no effort into vetting the men I dated to see if they were worthy, respectable and decent men.

I'm hoping to get married within a year

Translation: If you happen to meet my insane, and unrealistic "standards" you better propose to me because I am getting old and desperate, I am fighting the Wall, the Wall is undefeated! Oh yeah, and I am infected with Feminitis Derangement Syndrome (FDS). Oh yeah, "I've had my fun and it is time to settle down."

This is a clear case of WAATGM profile, and a dangerous one at that because it is YOU that she wants to flip the bill for her and her crouch goblins.

Slapnuts711 · 2019-10-05T16:08:54+00:00

Men who would meet her requirements are looking for someone younger, better looking and without kids.

The only people who are responding to her are guys who just saw cleavage and didn't read the profile.

parabola1984 · 2019-10-05T18:03:23+00:00

Lmao good luck lady.

Encrypted587 · 2019-10-05T19:02:22+00:00

I pity the silly simp who dates her, my god she isn’t asking for much is she 😂

2019-10-05T20:10:05+00:00

She now wants the rich chad to commit and act like bb.

Jbij06 · 2019-10-05T21:04:39+00:00

Sign me up! I want some of that used up, beat up, stretched out vag.🤡🌍

Zombocom1911 · 2019-10-05T21:33:00+00:00

Could she possibly fit more unattractiveness into a dating profile? WOW What a fucking entitled narcissist!!!

youloveboobs82 · 2019-10-05T23:08:59+00:00

Lol good luck whore.

KingRagnar1588 · 2019-10-06T03:37:25+00:00

With that face she would be lucky to land a car salesman or a janitor.

2019-10-06T05:29:12+00:00

Amazing. If I get all those things, maybe one day I can FINALLY get an ugly, annoying bitch to fuckin drag me down!

2019-10-06T06:56:41+00:00

Has kids

Under 5'6"

Small tits

Weird obsession with comic book characters

She's literally a female incel

herconscience · 2019-10-05T15:51:08+00:00

She cries herself (and her cats) to sleep each night, wondering why the crickets chirp so loudly from her in-box.

mgtow_till_death · 2019-10-05T17:09:14+00:00

Yeah because it makes total sense that tall rich handsome guys will settle with a mother of 2 screeching crotchspawns

youngblue78 · 2019-10-05T17:52:21+00:00

She’s gonna be working for life

snipperclippers · 2019-10-05T19:36:48+00:00

person who falls into this has a deathwish.

monkensteinxstupido · 2019-10-05T19:53:41+00:00

She compares herself with pictures of a tranny?

2019-10-05T20:02:42+00:00

This is what I like best about these profiles:

Ambitious

I dunno, I am ambitious too, that's why I work so fucking hard at my education and my career, and what I know, and my health, and physical appearance and... more

She's got an associate degree, works as a visual merchandiser (I know what that job is and entails)... these women's idea of being "ambitious" is to hick on a bailout ride on a handsome and $ucce$$ful guy.

In my book that's now what ambitious is. If I had done nothing in my life and expected that the results that I attained came to me because of the generosity of someone else, I would still be waiting, and waiting and waiting.....

buttpirateroberto · 2019-10-05T20:13:05+00:00

Fu-cking-hi-larious

christianknight · 2019-10-05T20:20:37+00:00

This has to be a troll...

ErnestRawls · 2019-10-05T20:37:26+00:00

Hyper-hypergamy

10qk · 2019-10-05T20:39:50+00:00

She forgot to put that she's 35 going on 42.

delongpike · 2019-10-05T20:45:00+00:00

An old ally cat fishing for a simp.

BishopArchi · 2019-10-05T20:55:28+00:00

She should be a virgin before submitting any list of demands.

BitcoinBoffin · 2019-10-05T21:10:09+00:00

Not even trying to hide it anymore.

Doggsen09 · 2019-10-05T21:12:43+00:00

Just another thot thinking she deserves better

skvippo · 2019-10-05T21:19:40+00:00

Another single mom with outrageous demands, i think even non-mgtow guys will just go meh and keep on walking. No point in wasting time on leftovers when you can focus on yourself.

stonehead16 · 2019-10-05T21:24:53+00:00

Entitled

Throwthisspaceaway · 2019-10-05T21:32:30+00:00

"Fathers".....

zZKarma9 · 2019-10-05T21:32:52+00:00

Lady, at this point you have no right to make any type of demands. You take what is given if anything, and be damn well happy you got something.

Since16 · 2019-10-05T21:55:26+00:00

Fathers are missing means she wont let them see kids and collects child support she will never tell you about. Now she wants you to pay all her bills.

CropCircle77 · 2019-10-05T22:00:20+00:00

Loves my daughters = even more spoiled brats to cater for.

ppeater6969 · 2019-10-05T22:00:25+00:00

Why always the hate to bald guys? IT can look so cool.

Reigning_Shogun · 2019-10-05T22:04:42+00:00

😂😂😂😂

Remainselusive · 2019-10-05T22:14:48+00:00

"Two Daughters. Fathers are losers"

noodlehead1234567 · 2019-10-05T22:20:22+00:00

🚩🚩🚩

DrPVM · 2019-10-05T22:22:56+00:00

Sounds like catch of the fucking century. Form an orderly queue gents...

eirikr14 · 2019-10-05T22:54:01+00:00

She looks like a pig! Oink oink, bitch! Sadly, some simp will fawn for her.

maxjosephwheeler · 2019-10-05T22:56:11+00:00

What dating app/site is this?

WaywardStag · 2019-10-05T23:03:59+00:00

Any guy who is tall, handsome, owns a house, new car, head full of hair, and is active and athletic could do SO MUCH BETTER than her old used up arse.

What a dreamer.

Shnook82 · 2019-10-05T23:04:24+00:00

Hopefully that's a joke profile. Hopefully.

What kind of unemployment is "visual merchandiser"? Presumably that is when she puts a bottle of Pepsi in the corner of her YouTube videos so her 32 subscribers can see it?

usernameagain2 · 2019-10-05T23:04:54+00:00

Reminds me of what I read here, well yes there are still men like that out here but maybe you’re not the woman you think you are.

Dynamitking · 2019-10-05T23:15:21+00:00

Hoooly fuck balls.

SpiritedProgrammer · 2019-10-05T23:37:34+00:00

She has so many demands but not wven playing a simple game on xbox is allowed for the dude who is idiot enough to find this girl dateable . She had God knows how many partners , she is not rich (probably in debt) , she has 2 child , she is old and she wants a rich handsome men who will obey her orders till she gets bored . Nasty :(

11483708 · 2019-10-06T00:25:06+00:00

Ethnicity: Caucasian and "Capricorn????"

Jthegodfather · 2019-10-06T01:06:05+00:00

Sad part is a beta male will give her the validation she’s looking for.

Iperovic · 2019-10-06T02:24:09+00:00

Someone who meets all her criteria should have absolutely no problem to pick up a smoking hot 21-25 year old with no baggade, why would they settle for her?

MeGoingTOWin · 2019-10-06T02:44:07+00:00

She is a divorce rape ready to happen.

Pessimist_realist · 2019-10-06T03:12:14+00:00

Looks like the average profile!

Taking applications from superheroes to give her everything, while she just... exists, I guess.

2019-10-06T04:00:16+00:00

Has high expectations, fathers are losers.

F-F-FIREBALL · 2019-10-06T06:10:33+00:00

Bitch you had a relationship, take care of your own damn kids.

FutureSquall · 2019-10-06T08:25:15+00:00

Sad part is that she probably has 100 cucks ready to do anything for a whiff.

Bluffernaut09 · 2019-10-06T09:01:59+00:00

Very rich coming from someone who's average that wants a fit and sinewy guy. Bitch buy yourself a membership and get fit, instead of getting creamed left and right

YoungKingFCB · 2019-10-06T10:19:21+00:00

She wants an athletic type guy while her face is melting. Mkkkk.

RegiusGeralt · 2019-10-06T10:57:08+00:00

Let the WALL take her.

roy28282 · 2019-10-06T11:49:20+00:00

I don't think women have any concept of the time and effort to achieve their insane standards or the odds of winning the genetic lottery to be attractive and tall enough.

mimiczx · 2019-10-06T12:38:59+00:00

Idolizing Princess Sparkle Fist is probably the biggest red flag out of all.

mimiczx · 2019-10-06T12:42:08+00:00

Yeah... Hard pass...

Marattmor · 2019-10-06T12:43:24+00:00

“FaThErS”?! Her profile is making crazy demands for someone who currently holds a 7/2 hand.

2019-10-06T14:38:58+00:00

Just reading that delusional profile made me started showing symptoms of PTSD.

Pakten94 · 2019-10-06T14:51:14+00:00

jesus christ i want to kill her

peterdukey · 2019-10-06T17:11:27+00:00

Every cucks wet dream

Aroon017 · 2019-10-06T04:31:34+00:00

I say bang her and roll.

WaywardStag · 2019-10-05T20:35:08+00:00

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Title	Amusing Standards and Demands
Author	AngryCockOfJustice
Upvotes	292
Comments	140
Date	October 5, 2019 3:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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Ambitious

Entitled