All right guys, let's be honest here: the reason guys go to nightclubs is to hit on chicks, and possibly get laid.
Maybe not 100% of the time, but if you wanna hang out with your buddies and have some beer, well, you can do that at a home party, do it during a Champions League game (Or whatever it is NHL and NFL do), do it at someone's party, pub, etc.
Nightclubs are a pretty obvious place to find chicks, who also, dress sexy.
Now let's talk about nightclub sexism. Everyone knows about Lady's Night, yeah? Of course, it's only to get as many girls in, to attract the guys to come in and pay full price and maybe even pay drinks for these girls. Clubs are a business, and girls are marketing.
Can you imagine if there was a Guy's Night? The places would be full of drunk, sweaty men, sausage fest as far as the eye can see.
Of course, not so many women will go, because women aren't the pursuers, men are. Sexist? Human nature? RedPill? Whatever.
Now, maybe you guys haven't noticed, but chicks love attention. You only need to check Facebook to see how often girls put up selfies of themselves. They crave that shit like a junkie craves heroin.
So girls go to the club, dressed (and let's be honest here) like street workers. Cue in You, hitting Them, and 9/10 times you'll be ignored, shot down, rejected, ridiculed, etc. Of course, not all the time, but more often than not that's gonna happen. It doesn't matter to girls. If you went up to her, bought her a drink it's 1-0 to her. You're talking to her and her fat friend took her away from you, it's 2-0 to her. This is a place where women have all the power, and men have none.
The more "game" you have, the better your luck. And I'm not saying people never get lucky in clubs, they do(I know I have and my friends as well) so I want to talk about THAT next.
I don't know how much it costs to go out to a nightclub where you live, but I can say that, in my case, I used to spend an average of 40 quid on a night out. That's about 70 bucks and 50 euros. That may be considered cheap, I know a guy who spends up to 100 quid. Or more, sometimes.
So let's meet half way and say a night out costs 70 quid.
As I mentioned before, you're not gonna get lucky every night. You may need to go out anywhere from 5 to 10 times. Less if you've got game and looks, more if you don't.
That means it can cost you anywhere from 350 to 700 quid until you get puss.
That's between 500 - 1000 bucks.
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That amount of money can get you some pretty decent prostitutes, more than once.
And instead of paying money to shoddy nightclub owners, you cut out the middle man, and pay her to leave. You wake up next morning, no hang over, that's a bonus.
This, gentlemen, is why nightclubs suck.
Sex is always transactual, but the nightclub is bad business.
Tl,dr: The money you spend on going to nightclubs can be used much more efficiently on prostitutes.
Discuss.
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