Be ready to put a ring on it!

nz_Nacho · 2020-07-22T11:37:15+00:00

Goddamn...and wtf does she bring to the relationship?

fuddubandha · 2020-07-22T11:36:58+00:00

Someone please send her message for English classes. It gave me a headache in the morning.

yakubmademedoit · 2020-07-22T11:43:47+00:00

Did she says she's not thin? I thought she might have mentioned it.

God only knows what this beast REALLY looks like. Besides hiding her flab in a muu muu, I'm pretty sure that hair is either a wig or extensions.

She'll need you to put a ring on it in two months because that's the outside window of her ability to keep her BPD in check.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-07-22T13:26:07+00:00

Who the fuck do these women think they are?

I like reading these things and laughing a little bit, and helping you all identify and avoid women like this. But this shit makes my blood boil. Look at your picture and decide to wife you up? Youre fat, a religious hypocrite, demand to be loved in spite of your obesity which you wear like a badge of honor? Want a "yes man"? Does that mean I'm supposed to just say "yes" to everything you want?

"Take care of, cook clean for"? Are you saying you'll do that for me or you're demanding that I do that for you?

Who does this woman think she is? The second coming of Mary, the Mother of Jesus? What gives her the right to come onto a dating site demanding that the only men who can message her are men prepared to offer marriage sight unseen? What gives ANY of these women the right to demand ANYTHING from anyone?

27KHHV · 2020-07-22T11:49:09+00:00

I don't get these bitches.

Supporting or hating the currently sitting american president doesn't make you relationship material. This goes for both sexes. People who bring ideology and politics into a relationship can fuck off as far as i'm concerned.

Also:

More education and proper English writing; less ideology, religion or politics thumping
More about why you are relationship material and getting to know someone before jumping in a bed with them
Less fucking advertising dumbassery and bad life choices on hookup "apps"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-22T13:08:41+00:00

"Look at me and only message me if you think I'm the one you want to put a ring on in two months" [emphasis added]

Sure, a ring through your nose. Mooooooo! Get along, bossy!
Joking around aside, how the fuck does she expect a man to know whether he wants to marry her just by looking at the picture and reading the profile? It appears that sanity is a tool of the patriarchy!

Older_Miggy · 2020-07-22T14:58:44+00:00

Somebody's getting evicted and has nowhere to go.

masterchiefpt · 2020-07-22T12:39:14+00:00

Just gonna suicide myself if she was the last girl

Legetix · 2020-07-22T15:34:14+00:00

I think she's plus size

SirKolbath · 2020-07-22T16:02:49+00:00

Isn't a "Yes man" a worthless sycophant?

Dongune · 2020-07-22T16:52:35+00:00

I love when they call themselves plus size instead of fat!

/s

SafeBendyStraw · 2020-07-22T16:56:41+00:00

Why do we have all these euphemisms for "fat"? Isn't fat simple enough?

bigtasty1227 · 2020-07-22T17:20:27+00:00

Look man I don’t mind dating girls who are plus size (actually my type ngl) but any girl who says “marry me in 2 months and commit” in her bio. I smell an emotionally abusive relationship

Autisticus · 2020-07-22T17:29:05+00:00

What a lazy creature. "Serve me and obey and you MIGHT get a shot at this puss"

Kernalburger · 2020-07-22T17:30:27+00:00

A super fat, lazy trump supporter?? What a catch! Time to roll this one back into the bog boys

nem2k · 2020-07-22T20:40:43+00:00

plus size bbw

Just call it what it is, lady. You are fat. Obese. Unhealthy. You should be ashamed of it, not proud of it, because it is a result of your deliberate poor life choices. It's something you can fix. Just don't eat like a pig, and get some exercise.

bgovern · 2020-07-22T13:41:16+00:00

This has to be satire.

Alphy101 · 2020-07-22T17:31:52+00:00

Didn’t have red flags this frequent when playing Minesweeper.

SheerSocialSuicide · 2020-07-22T17:39:08+00:00

2 months? Is that when the baby's due?

evergreen35 · 2020-07-22T13:09:11+00:00

Fat lady with zero self-control requires Yes man.

I Can Has Cheezburger?

BluepillProfessor · 2020-07-22T14:35:33+00:00

She wasn't that far off. All she needed to.do on the profile was to.promise that she was looking for a man to take care of, cuddle with, clean and cook.

She can't even imagine such situation in her and self description! Imagine how she is in real life.

i_like_towels_ · 2020-07-22T16:04:24+00:00

So much cringe

HellishGod · 2020-07-22T16:43:55+00:00

"I'm plus size" - she had few seconds of epiphany when she wrote that.

deleted_emails · 2020-07-22T17:11:58+00:00

BTW ..... BBW. In case you missed it before

PlainTundra · 2020-07-22T17:14:53+00:00

The first sentence is already an ultimatum, lmao.

bigtasty1227 · 2020-07-22T17:22:09+00:00

Also she’s a trump supporter... LMAO GTFO bitch

romerom · 2020-07-22T17:30:15+00:00

FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

mustangfrank · 2020-07-22T17:31:22+00:00

I don't know what side I am looking at.

Magicus1 · 2020-07-22T18:18:04+00:00

Yeah, an onion ring. 🤣

NMFlamez · 2020-07-22T18:33:29+00:00

The worse thing about this is actually her sentence structure. It's so hard to read.

Dean_Clean · 2020-07-22T20:41:29+00:00

She wants a man to have long conversations with because she is going to repeat herself over and over. She repeated "bbw" and wanting a "yes man" in case the reader has a concussion and misses it the first time. Maybe her Visa expires in two months.

evanskeewat · 2020-07-22T20:48:34+00:00

This is the worst one I’ve ever seen.

Cumsacky · 2020-07-22T21:05:18+00:00

We get it you're fat. Being a fat ass isn't a personality. Notice how all the fatties are the most entitled ones out there, I guess being selfish about food wasn't enough.

Dumloko · 2020-07-23T19:41:08+00:00

I AM A NEEDY FATASS MARRY ME NOW

oh_no_aliens · 2020-07-24T04:23:14+00:00

Remember guys, men are obese. Women are "plus sized BBW". 🤮

MosleyCirca36 · 2020-07-24T23:19:45+00:00

"Are a god Jesus loving Trump supporting yes man!"

Last I checked the Holy Bible teaches women to obey their husbands. But I'm thinking the only bible passages you've read are the ones beside the menu at Chick Fil A.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-07-22T12:28:49+00:00

She’s a walking and talking flashing red light. What a disaster.

bluesteelballs · 2020-07-22T17:15:57+00:00

Man, I wish I could get matched with all these excuses for human beings, so that I could take them out, make them believe I'm rich but humble, promise them the world, hit it a few times and then absolutely ghost them.

How do you find them?

qkmax · 2020-07-22T17:56:56+00:00

Well at least I dont see single mother of 4 kids! Gem compared to most of these.lol

Ipride362 · 2020-07-22T18:16:03+00:00

Godzilla had an aneurysm trying to read this

MGTOWJulietSierra · 2020-07-22T18:18:49+00:00

Oooof. WTF

fellate-o-fish · 2020-07-22T19:32:11+00:00

i bet she clogs the toilet every morning

Ryakinfist · 2020-07-22T20:38:49+00:00

Dear god

alamatrix · 2020-07-22T20:50:21+00:00

We get it, you’re fat and gross no need to repeat it 17 times.

WeAreLostSoAreYou · 2020-07-22T21:11:12+00:00

Hey you trump supporters come get you a REAL woman 🤣😉

Porphyrogennetos · 2020-07-22T23:15:26+00:00

Disgusting.

Nuke the Whales -- "Gotta nuke somethin'"

Fukklebeez · 2020-07-23T00:40:57+00:00

Is she BBW or not? I can't remember....

PM_ME_SCIENCE_PICS · 2020-07-23T06:43:07+00:00

Is she plus size?

KingCreampie2020 · 2020-07-23T22:49:26+00:00

Crazy bint

SaikoniHaiTeyatsuda · 2020-07-24T01:49:25+00:00

In case you guys missed it, she’s a plus size bbw

BigBoiBahmani · 2020-07-24T05:13:13+00:00

Hey guys just in case you forgot she is a Plus Size Bbw

Centenarian010 · 2020-07-24T22:02:57+00:00

Plus size bbw. Thotspeak for a 500 lbs landwhale.

Natuasi · 2020-07-25T04:23:23+00:00

I see Misery is looking for a life partner.

chalulin · 2020-07-25T05:40:01+00:00

This reminds me of a chick I dated. First date fine. Second date she tells me if I want to keep dating her I should start thinking about co-signing a mortgage on a house in the next couple of months. She kept asking about my credit score (gonna brag about my 848 FICO score), she said she's be happy to make an appointment with her bank to begin the process. And that to make sure we could get a bigger house I should ask my own bank for at least a 200-300k loan. Which, coupled with a co-signed loan with her would get us a 400-500k home.

SuperbClick · 2020-07-22T17:00:23+00:00

All she’s bring to the relationship is bbw

Sumfuc · 2020-07-22T18:40:24+00:00

- Must!
- Need!
- Yes man!
- Plus!
- Jesus!
- Trump!
- BBW!

There’s the breakdown that leads to her rampaging two month “marriage lottery” that you must measure up to.

SylvestorTalone · 2020-07-22T18:46:29+00:00

She does mention twice that she looking for a ''yes man'', so she understands to some degree the level of self-respect her guy is going to need to have to be with her.

Hawaiian_Poi_Dog · 2020-07-22T19:01:16+00:00

Yikes!

heyyy-kiddo · 2020-07-22T19:44:11+00:00

Ok...she wants her "Yes man". I already refuse to take this as nativity and more like retardation. Again ....this is Tinder.A place where shitty girls and simps are all over.

BullTopia · 2020-07-22T20:03:38+00:00

Two months? The wall is coming fast!

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-07-22T20:34:35+00:00

she actually said shes looking for a "yes man"

Sintar07 · 2020-07-22T20:37:24+00:00

Trump supporter

There are feminist Trump supporters?

_KNZ_ · 2020-07-22T20:38:20+00:00

Politics aside because both sides have idiots, she is not worth it.

Lagamba25301 · 2020-07-22T20:38:38+00:00

A yes man huh. She wants a dumb sheep that can’t out think her and make her dumb ass feel lesser

iduzhair · 2020-07-30T19:37:52+00:00

in case you didn't catch that, shes plus size.

DADDYKRUEGER · 2020-09-04T02:09:21+00:00

Disgusting

Title	Be ready to put a ring on it!
Author	wevie13
Upvotes	345
Comments	118
Date	July 22, 2020 11:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hvs5rp/be_ready_to_put_a_ring_on_it/
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