Saw this on Instagram. Hilarious

teeteereads · 2020-01-03T13:03:34+00:00

The first “babe” was enough to never reply to him again. And it pisses me off that it’s seen as socially acceptable to believe women get off on imagining what it’s like to serve a stranger.

maj0relle · 2020-01-03T12:44:53+00:00

Possibly the best example of trash taking itself out that I’ve ever seen

themissdaydreamer · 2020-01-03T13:00:47+00:00

I swear she could say "I drink water" and he'd come up with what ways it could benefit him. that fucking leech can suck the life out of someone else.

rerererereeees · 2020-01-03T13:40:13+00:00

... and we're called gold diggers for expecting men to pay for dinner dates?

yet they expect service and wifey shit before commitment?

LOL

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-01-03T13:47:44+00:00

Men will distort anything you put in your profile to suit their needs. I used to have that I enjoy going for walks, which led to a big portion of my dates insisting that our first or second date consist entirely of going for a walk in a park, which is free by the way and involves no food, beverages, or cultural activities for which they had to purchase tickets. I had to delete that innocuous hobby from by bio.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-01-03T16:16:39+00:00

The trash took itself out again. Love it!

extraacct1234 · 2020-01-03T17:22:04+00:00

"cook clean and suck my dick"

When they tell you right away they don't see you as a human being but a service.

2020-01-03T16:46:43+00:00

"I'm not sure you are the lady I'm looking" so self centered and entitled again, he should have said "I'm not the guy you need" instead.

BasieSkanks · 2020-01-03T21:12:41+00:00

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cachecowgirl · 2020-01-03T20:02:23+00:00

A dating app isn't the place to look for a personal chef, lol.

rain6304 · 2020-01-03T16:30:13+00:00

I mean he doesn’t know the difference between you’re and your…

LovedDemons · 2020-01-03T20:26:33+00:00

Aaaand the trash takes itself out.

crochetlily · 2020-01-03T17:21:58+00:00

I mentioned that I enjoy hand making items for friends/family. Cue the “what will you make for me?” messages.

naptuallyaqueen · 2020-01-03T17:57:00+00:00

Bruh!!!! Legit!

lifebetooshort · 2020-01-03T22:02:43+00:00

UGH. He wasn't the one either sis. Homeboy don't even know the different between "your" and "you're". A literal mess.

FDSdisciple · 2020-01-03T23:58:20+00:00

What is the purpose of the "x" at the end of each message? Are those supposed to be kisses?

sgksjshsbeb · 2020-01-04T10:41:35+00:00

I actually hate cooking for other people, but love doing it for myself also, I don't know what it is, probably my confidence level 😅 but I feel really open when I cook for someone, it's wierd.

Smooth_Purchase · 2020-01-05T05:38:25+00:00

Some of the men message you and say "tell me about a time when xxxxx" like he notices you like hiking, tell me three good hiking spots. No sis

ny-lady · 2020-01-03T20:31:19+00:00

I cannot Stand 'babe'!

alabastercrimson · 2020-01-04T03:02:23+00:00

lol. I honestly wouldn't have even responded back to that

2020-01-05T05:42:27+00:00

Yeah, nobody calls me 'babe' and gets one more second of my time.

Title	Saw this on Instagram. Hilarious
Author	idiosyncraticg1
Upvotes	342
Comments	36
Date	January 3, 2020 12:30 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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