At 43 I am grown up, now thinking about real relationship. Enough frog kissing, need my Prince.

adriannmng · 2020-11-13T07:15:02+00:00

Is that a 1000 frog kissing stare or what?

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-13T07:42:08+00:00

This lady looks deranged, used and abused. No mention of kids, not that it matters. Her only value is in fact giving married men who want to cheat a quick lay. No one gives a shit about her homemade pizza.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-11-13T10:24:05+00:00

43, time to grow up. Let that sink in gentlemen.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-13T07:25:25+00:00

I've seen too many profiles referencing pineapple and pizza or "don't be holding a fish". All these skanks just copy each other.

Been seeing a lot of women too embracing being a slut and openly admitting it with no shame. Not sure how thats going to translate down the track when they want to settle down.

Maybe they will just decide they had enough of 'kissing fogs' like someone held a gun to her head and forced her 🤣

darwinevo · 2020-11-13T09:56:08+00:00

And that is her best picture

Chiliresident · 2020-11-13T09:08:20+00:00

That’s a “give me money” facial expression. But like the weird homeless person that accosts you while you are walking down the street, just move along and smirk at this used up hag. Men are disgusted with used up and tossed in the trash wymyns like this one. They have no value whatsoever.

Norman_T_Chadlite · 2020-11-13T08:10:55+00:00

Pizza with pineapple is the biggest red flag I've seen there

tosernameschescksout · 2020-11-13T09:51:30+00:00

Good god. She's basically saying no MORE married men. She did whaaaat?!
Oh hell no!

ransay3277 · 2020-11-13T12:24:24+00:00

Old guy here. This is both funny and sad. I get a lot of these types just throwing themselves at me. Problem is I know they have been a P & D by half my friends.

Porphyrogennetos · 2020-11-13T12:30:49+00:00

She was probably quite good looking 20 years ago.

Now she literally looks "used up".

Pretty sad.

MarinTaranu · 2020-11-13T10:48:34+00:00

She might match well with a 60-ish dude. If she wasn't so needy.

Overkillengine · 2020-11-13T12:23:48+00:00

Her past tastes in men are also her current and future tastes in men.

And if you aren't them, then that's who she will cheat on you with.

Let the buyer beware!

RedditAdminsRCunts00 · 2020-11-13T09:49:03+00:00

Lie down with dogs, come up with flees

kiss lots of frogs, end up with warts.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-13T11:38:19+00:00

Eww, I'm amazed her face isn't full of warts from kissing those frogs. But she says at 43 that it's her time to grow up, looks like she finally had enough of getting pumped after wasting away her 20's and 30's.

jzck20 · 2020-11-13T11:48:08+00:00

no married man => So I was looking for a good looking and well off man, I met some attractive men my age and it turned out they were taken and I was the side chick

Considering her age and hotness, I am afraid she will have a hard time pretending for better than side chick status

azurianlight · 2020-11-13T13:32:02+00:00

Meth is not your friend lady

2020-11-13T17:05:38+00:00

THOUSAND COCK STARE

Actually_Boss- · 2020-11-13T11:52:01+00:00

These talentless women really be putting “I make good pizza” like thats a fucking lifeskill

0nlyQuotesMovies · 2020-11-13T15:27:52+00:00

Am I the only one seeing the Herpes here?

Holy_Hand_Grenade125 · 2020-11-13T16:15:31+00:00

She's about twenty years late with that.

GayyFieri · 2020-11-13T08:37:21+00:00

That's some hard road

meerita · 2020-11-13T09:27:43+00:00

Command and Conquer RED ALERT: aereal shot, duck face, face shot, 43, pizza, pineapple with pizza.

Delifier · 2020-11-13T11:23:03+00:00

She's finnish. Will chug vodka like a pro.

halflotus2 · 2020-11-13T12:07:24+00:00

Everything is wrong with that. Everything.

Doge_Is_Dead · 2020-11-13T12:43:48+00:00

The wall hit her like a train

tikanderoga · 2020-11-13T13:15:00+00:00

Looks like she rode the carousel and sucked it clean afterwards.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-11-13T13:22:28+00:00

All she offers is the ability to order Dominoes using my credit card.

Let that settle in for a minute. After 43 years on this planet the only thing that she is competent to do is order a fucking pizza. I know that she claims to be able to make it, but I'm pressing F to doubt like a motherfucker cause she is so full of shit that her eyes are brown.

vivab0rg · 2020-11-13T13:23:52+00:00

1000-cock stare if there ever was one.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-13T15:17:42+00:00

Had enough of pump and dumps, booty calls, short term bullshit that never works out, and the guys who can't ever make up their minds. I need a relationship all for me.

Now that I'm 43, shriveling up, dessicated, dehydrated, used up, worn out, washed up, jaded, cynical, and angry as fuck, I'm really grown up and matured. All that meaningless sex was so edifying, and made me the woman I am today. All the ~~freely chosen decisions and choices~~ mistakes I made, have created the awesome human you see today. I'm really ready for a deep, intimate, adult, mature relationship. I am really ready to give myself to someone and to have him give himself to me.

So, guys, I'm totally ready for a good, healthy, meaningful relationship with one of you. I'll totally open a can of cut pineapple and put it on a DiGiorno frozen pizza for me. Well, and for you too, maybe. But no Netflix and chill, you assholes! I'm done with married men sneaking around with me behind their wives' backs too.

2020-11-13T15:37:01+00:00

"kissed a few" = fucked so many cocks I lost count.

SnoooSnoo · 2020-11-13T15:38:51+00:00

She must have kissed a whole bunch of poisonous frogs along the way. Looks like she just got off the glass pipe as well. 😬 Father time did a number on Miss I put Pineapples on pizza.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-11-13T16:13:11+00:00

This is your life on Disney

noobie107 · 2020-11-13T17:16:08+00:00

43yo and she's finally mastered the hawaiian pizza. form an orderly line boys!

2020-11-13T12:20:19+00:00

I've never felt so relieved to not come from Finland!

longRider411 · 2020-11-13T12:48:34+00:00

My bisexual fwb said the pineapple refers to her being bisexual too??

prelude12342000 · 2020-11-13T13:59:48+00:00

And what do you get out of it? A good pizza.

sony_anumo · 2020-11-13T14:47:09+00:00

Yes i would put up with all that shit the worst kind of pizza, a simple dish a child can make.

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2020-11-13T15:43:23+00:00

She’s putting off an Aileen Warnos vibe w those

dead black eyes. Creepy!

Tracynmega · 2020-11-13T17:32:29+00:00

23 years later grandma

MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-13T20:34:43+00:00

I love women like this. They usually have all the STDs I do, have a lot of sexperience, can't get pregnant, make you dinner, and appreciate that you can stay hard for hours. Plus it takes them a while to find out you're married.

yomo86 · 2020-11-13T22:01:53+00:00

She is either a liar thus a kid is in the picture or not one die hard beta Billy fucked her so she got a chance to get knocked up. Avoid at all cost

bruh_what_the_f · 2020-11-13T22:07:41+00:00

Anybody got some crack?

lotsofhubris · 2020-11-13T23:01:47+00:00

Did I see her on The Faces of Meth poster

DrDog09 · 2020-11-13T23:06:40+00:00

Brrrp, Brrrp, climb the next lillypad, this one is not interested.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-11-14T02:48:28+00:00

She for got to add that she kissed most of the frogs' tadpole too.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-11-14T23:17:20+00:00

Has a total "Just rolled out of bed late at the inpatient rehab center" look to it. Check out the institutional looking door handle in the background.

incelredditor · 2020-11-15T05:58:48+00:00

Looks like she ribbited every predator in the pond until she croaked

repostsleuthboii · 2020-11-15T10:28:41+00:00

THAT BITCH MAKES PINEAPPLE PIZZA NO WONDER EVERYONE LEFT HER

jws755 · 2020-11-16T06:02:30+00:00

I am constantly amazed at the frightening pics they put on profiles. She looks homeless and crazy. This is your best work? She's not attractive nor interesting. This is The pic thats gonna get some dude to change your world?

If she wont do for herself, what will she do for you?

erikdan18 · 2020-11-17T03:51:46+00:00

Looks like the meth stare

DisabledSexRobot · 2020-11-26T22:29:58+00:00

Pizza with pine apple? No, thats a hard pass from me.

Savixe · 2020-11-13T07:33:42+00:00

You look way younger.

At 43 I am grown up, now thinking about real relationship. Enough frog kissing, need my Prince.

Comments

what am I to do?!

what am I to do?!

Pineapple doesn't go on pizza.

what am I to do?!

Title	At 43 I am grown up, now thinking about real relationship. Enough frog kissing, need my Prince.
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	374
Comments	144
Date	November 13, 2020 7:14 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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