At 51 Seeking the Chadest of Chads who doesn’t just want a mistress. First date must include over the roof tingles.

Pie_sky · 2020-12-11T11:17:58+00:00

Meeting in a hotel bar

Probably sounds classy to her, but this is what escorts do.

beenthere789 · 2020-12-11T10:43:22+00:00

Grandma you're not 18 anymoe

d_nijmegen · 2020-12-11T10:14:33+00:00

Oef, that face needs a paper bag

adriannmng · 2020-12-11T10:46:17+00:00

We have a good example of thot mathematics here. Or hamster math, same thing. It goes like this:

50% of population are males. Half of those are average. The other half, are all over 6ft and a mix of James Bond, Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, Batman and the guy from 50 shades. This Chad half are mostly single and on a permanent lookout for way over the wall females. That’s like 2 billion Chads to choose from. She is completely rational, right?

notmyaccitsanother · 2020-12-11T11:16:36+00:00

are women this delusional ?

the40yearoldincel · 2020-12-11T10:16:35+00:00

Eww.

spaghettbaguett · 2020-12-11T11:15:09+00:00

She looks like the stereotypical crackhead...

Why on earth would ANYONE wanna date her?

her standards: requesting 8+

her: maybe a 3-4

and I'm just saying that's a her because of the profile, when from the picture alone you would assume it's a dude.

ltde5150 · 2020-12-11T12:29:50+00:00

"I love...men who are above average in every way" - says a very below average woman

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-11T11:35:43+00:00

Gosh she is really narrowing her pool far more than most women

Not just tall but “very tall” Above average in “every” way. And seriously the proportion of guys in their 50s who don’t have some degree of dad bod must be tiny.

Who is her ideal here? I guess Hugh Jackman? Gerard Buttler?

We have someone looking for the top 0.1% here despite being bottom of the barrel

It is both hilarious and depressing at the same time

BlokeyMcBlokeFace · 2020-12-11T11:28:47+00:00

Doesn't want to be a mistress - first date in a hotel bar.

Real galaxy brain.

EffectiveBlackCat · 2020-12-11T11:19:37+00:00

Basically a Skoda 130 old banger that thinks it's a sleek new Ferrari rolling off the production line. This thing was in its prime in the year 1988. I was still in kindergarten.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-11T11:04:50+00:00

My ideal first date...

Oh ho ho, is that an excuse to drink yourself away while having the smell of cheap cologne, failed hook-ups, delusions of grandeur and regrets in life? I'd prefer to drink alone and minding my own business, thank you very much.

Aibhne_Dubhghaill · 2020-12-11T12:51:48+00:00

Somebody come get their grandma. She's wandered off the nursing home, again.

aad7990 · 2020-12-11T12:20:53+00:00

Girl you don't look good enough to be making these kinds of demands.

--Reddit-Username2-- · 2020-12-11T11:48:33+00:00

Why do they all work at universities?

Jimmy2shites · 2020-12-11T12:21:33+00:00

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Rev_Irreverent · 2020-12-11T12:29:20+00:00

Granny, wtf?

2020-12-11T14:22:06+00:00

I’m 51 with a face like a troll.

Here are my demands...

peguy2000 · 2020-12-11T14:24:09+00:00

Our generation will mostly consist of these women once they hit that age. Gonna be fun to watch women kill off the world

TakeaChillPillWill · 2020-12-11T12:42:13+00:00

Threw up in my mouth

mustangfrank · 2020-12-11T14:12:34+00:00

"I like very tall, fit, intelligent and charismatic men who are above average in every way." Says the 51 year old, who crashed through the wall 21 years ago.

I laughed for about 5 minutes reading this thot's words. Any man who fit her description certainly would not waste his time and money on someone like her. Think about it, she is 9 years away from 60. That's right 60. WTF? How delusional can you be?

redartist · 2020-12-11T14:30:36+00:00

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Salt-Region7283 · 2020-12-11T14:26:16+00:00

Don't swipe right on me if ... have a dad bod

I wonder what kind of body can a men in her age range have. Yes, probably a dad body.

Truth be told, most men in her age range aren't interested in women her age; they're mostly looking for pussy way younger than hers.

neoj8888 · 2020-12-11T12:33:11+00:00

What is this, a fucking novel?

Mick_Donalds · 2020-12-11T14:09:05+00:00

What an absolute pig, LMFAOOOO

"My ideal first fate would be meeting you in a hotel bar, instant attraction building over drinks, flirting & laughter. Subtle touches to entice, not wanting the evening to end."

These women read these fantasy grocery store smut books and honestly think this is what real life is! What a pig! lmao

Sid_Insidious · 2020-12-11T15:41:32+00:00

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RealMcGonzo · 2020-12-11T17:08:11+00:00

"I'm. . .sassy . . . & well mannered."

LOL. Hey, I'm rich and poor.

SylvestorTalone · 2020-12-11T15:03:16+00:00

A 2.5 with the expectations of a hard 10, nothing to see here.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-12-11T15:28:34+00:00

"My idea first date would be meeting you in a hotel bar, instant attraction building over drinks, flirting and laughter"

Please brothers, please don't. This is how get accused of false rape next morning. She'll be laughing her ass off to bank, publicity and perhaps a book deal while you are fucked in all possible ways from all directions.

Remember, she's already aiming for men "who're above average in every way".

Sid_Insidious · 2020-12-11T16:07:39+00:00

Just because you'll fuck certain guys for free doesn't mean you're not a whore.

AKSasquatch · 2020-12-11T17:53:39+00:00

LOLLLLL That's a tall order for a lady who looks like a dirty old hooker.

Unexpecter · 2020-12-11T18:54:42+00:00

I like very tall, fit, intellingent and charismatic men.

You don't say...

kyledontcare · 2020-12-11T13:11:06+00:00

Looks like a heifer that needs a haircut.

Overkillengine · 2020-12-11T13:53:50+00:00

Even the finest cut of steak goes rotten if you try to dry age it too much.

She very obviously was not prime cut to begin with.

guynpdx · 2020-12-11T14:55:35+00:00

Delusional bag. Curious when she reveals all her rugrats.

alroc84 · 2020-12-11T15:00:15+00:00

Sounds like she wants to be blackened.

PhantasyBoy · 2020-12-11T15:01:02+00:00

That’s a lot of requirements in order to spend a night looking at that face

pickles-n-noodles · 2020-12-11T15:21:44+00:00

Do these women not know how they look?

Aldabruzzo · 2020-12-11T16:13:34+00:00

This profile: "I am not a slut, and I don't help married guys cheat on their wives"

Also this profile: "I am average at best but you must be tall and fit, no dad bods. Will meet hot men at hotel bars for instant attraction over drinks, so if I'm feeling it we can just run right upstairs to the room and get busy"

Sensei_Hensei · 2020-12-11T16:38:35+00:00

It's over ma'am.

She'll have a better shot at being defensive player of the year in the NFL next season.

Martellus732 · 2020-12-11T17:03:51+00:00

I gotta say, this is one of the few profiles where the listed age matches the picture.

wonderboy_1 · 2020-12-11T14:06:01+00:00

She looks like she is having a menopausal hot flash

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-11T15:38:15+00:00

Wants a Ferrari, but drives a Ford Fiesta.

ValiumCupcakes · 2020-12-11T16:22:22+00:00

51 going on 62...

Black_Jackel · 2020-12-11T21:22:57+00:00

Bitch ur over 50

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-12-11T21:44:22+00:00

They live in a fantasy dream world.

And she sometimes can't see the Tinder messages because there are none.

sunwafffles · 2020-12-11T21:54:27+00:00

She sounds demanding enough without the picture, but when you see what she looks like, her entitlement really punches you in the gut. Most of the guys in her preferred range (and guys in general) are not going for emotionally stunted old women that still live like they’re in their teens or twenties.

Shooter-Mcgavinn · 2020-12-11T13:28:24+00:00

Fit?

Magnusson_9000 · 2020-12-11T18:05:31+00:00

Gross. Such high expectations for someone of such awful quality.

One-Move · 2020-12-11T18:48:12+00:00

🤣🤣 I am 51, but will put in my will, that my dead body can not be used by such women!

abbeylove007 · 2020-12-11T20:30:53+00:00

You can’t look like that at that age and expect “perfection”. I I’m a little over half her age and fairly good looking and I wouldn’t even demand all that. It’s amazing the hubris some women have when it comes to dating.

Natuasi · 2020-12-11T22:35:21+00:00

Bar fly if I ever seen one.

ManufacturerFit2773 · 2020-12-12T00:09:56+00:00

Kiwi women are the most promiscuous / entitled females on the planet. And that’s saying something when you’re from Aust.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-11T21:59:23+00:00

Wow someone tell her she's 20 years past that fantasy.

Also THIS is the best pic she has?

ONEJOHNSON · 2020-12-11T23:26:25+00:00

Wants above average in every way. Yet is quantifiably below average in every way.

Porphyrogennetos · 2020-12-11T23:50:18+00:00

Absolutely disgusting, and enraging.

This would make for a great troll, but I know this is real.

scifulist · 2020-12-12T06:55:12+00:00

She looks scary

Cabshear · 2020-12-11T19:48:00+00:00

What is a Kiwi?

...aside from the fruit.

MelkorHimself · 2020-12-11T21:14:35+00:00

This example is making me think of Poe's Law.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-12T18:11:25+00:00

Sorry sweaty, I'm looking for a rich, young, dumb, thin, blonde nymphomaniac virgin.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-12T19:52:53+00:00

I'll ONS her but I will feel shame for it later because she is embarrassing.

2020-12-12T21:09:28+00:00

Jeez she looks like that “leave chris crocker alone” guy https://youtu.be/H-VYIpj9DTo

how can she have any demands bahahaha

oh-fenceif-cunt · 2020-12-12T22:29:56+00:00

On behalf of other kiwi females- Sorry men of...where ever this is from. Also what is a Chad, is it like a Karen?

HonoluluLion · 2020-12-14T06:47:18+00:00

Can't have a dad bod even though she has a Grannybod?

Alternative-Ad-1464 · 2020-12-14T09:25:05+00:00

Man, she sounds so needy

2020-12-19T09:19:39+00:00

She's literally not even pretty at all.

IchKannDieSprache · 2021-01-10T17:00:49+00:00

This woman has been reading too many romance novels.

By romance novels I mean "50 shades of grey"

Title	At 51 Seeking the Chadest of Chads who doesn’t just want a mistress. First date must include over the roof tingles.
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	523
Comments	165
Date	December 11, 2020 10:12 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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