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[–]illstartingoveragainFDS Newbie205 points206 points207 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
The first few times my ex asked me if I came from giving him a bj I thought he was joking.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple96 points97 points98 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
bUt ThE gIrLs In ThE pOrN dO !1!1!
[–]Unlikely-MarzipanRuthless Strategist32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–]mantaraymagicAt-Risk Pick Me Youth25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao did we date the same guy? I had to seriously explain to my ex why some girl saying she could climax from swallowing cum alone was utter bullshit.
This self-proclaimed genius insisted it had to be true when 1) she could have been faking it, and 2) there are no erogenous zones connected to the goddamn esophagus.
[–]Kekekeke7777FDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT. Omg what a loser
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goddamn it. Just when I think I can’t be more shocked and disappointed
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A guy who had four girlfriends he had sex with before we dated got off from dry humping and he asked me the next day if I "felt anything" the implication being did I get?? like what the fuck. Dude. He didn't explicitly say did I cum but he was wondering if it was going in that direction.
Men. Dumb.
[–]bootybootybootymeowFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should've said "Yeah, regret."
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist128 points129 points130 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of the dudes who "rub your clit" but actually they're rubbing like to the side of your clit so the upper part of your labia or even your inner thigh.
[–][deleted] 124 points125 points126 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Oh, or rub it like they are waxing a car. Calm down Satan, I've got thousands of nerve endings right there.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist87 points88 points89 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Honestly! Even oral from most men is like they're trying to sand your clit off of your body. 🤯
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's like they're angry at it.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is.
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That sound very unpleasant. Fo you guys just tell them to stop? I can't imagine withstanding that
[–]courtiecatFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I remember when I told an ex to stop and this is how it went...
Me: can you please be more gentle and move your hand here (was a mile away from my clit)
Ex : sigh I know what I’m doing
Me: eyeroll frown (too shocked to saying anything)
Ex: can you at least look like you enjoy it?
Me: a few moans, he thought I’d orgasmed and stopped
I broke up with him the next week.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This type don't usually stop when you say to. They're the rapist type. The ones who think they don't have to listen to you, don't care about you, are fine hurting you etc.
[–]alli4202FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahah "sand you're clit off your body". So true.
[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
One thing I hate is when you move your body, and they move their hands/mouth like they're a honing pigeon-- as if THEY know where that "sweet spot" is. It's like "Stay in THAT SPOT, and do the SAME THING!"
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How about when you try to move their misplaced hand to your clit and they grip harder and fight you. Honestly low value men are just dumb, ego-driven trash.
[–]mountainsbytheseaFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My personal favorite is when I say it out loud in my human words, and they just ignore me. The first time, I couldn't believe what was happening. Dude, what are you hoping to achieve? You'll just keep going on the off chance I'll come from you licking my skin? It's beyond baffling.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They do it on purpose.
I had a guy who "leaned how to rub the g spot" (from porn smh) and he would just scratch the front wall of my vagina. When I tried to show him how to actually do it, the fuck actually argued with me!
[–]butterflymeadowzzFDS Disciple34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this post and your comment got me rollinnn lmfaooo
[–]ilikesoy_Throwaway Account95 points96 points97 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
and only licks it once.
then they expect a treat for doing one thing
[–]manicPixieDreamCoderFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For doing one thing, ONCE. Ever.
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[–]ilikesoy_Throwaway Account27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
they think; moan=orgasm
news flash hun, it doesnt.
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💀💀💀💀😭🤣
[–]BlackgirlwandersFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I had a guy pinching my clit. It hurt like a bitch but I didnt say anything because I liked him. He also would breath heavy during.. he really thought he was doing something “hot” :/ ugh!
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should have pinched his dick and said it's hot.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
☹
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is terrible. I flinched and jumped from reading this. I'm glad you said 'had', and he's of the past
[–]ireadlotsofficFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why date men ?
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have to ask, then she didn't. Why don't they know that?
[–]55cherryFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
okay im laughing so hard
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