Classy 21 year Bi gal, afraid of cooties and just wants to keep it classy. No doubt she is just concerned about her unborn Chad Child.

billdehaan2 · 2021-04-07T00:03:03+00:00

How can you have sex with a complete stranger?

Followed by...

I am currently pregnant and single.

The disconnect is strong in this one.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-04-07T00:00:59+00:00

Her: I am currently pregnant and single.

Her: I like guys and girls.

Her: Let's keep it classy here.

Any sane man: N.O.P.E.

All-Access- · 2021-04-07T00:18:59+00:00

"The only thing you nasty fucks want is to hook up"

"I am currently pregnant and single"

So you ruined your life by being a nasty fuck and hooking up...

Just hook that Hamster up to a turbine and we will solve the worlds energy problems.

silly_birb · 2021-04-06T23:41:47+00:00

It's an hookup app...duh (?)

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-06T23:46:29+00:00

You dont have to look anymore for someone to love long term. It's already growing in your chads sperm bank

Rob141414 · 2021-04-06T23:49:55+00:00

All she knows are hookups and one night stands. Use birth control ho..

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-04-07T00:11:29+00:00

"let's keep it classy"

on Tinder

the irony

thefudmaster · 2021-04-07T00:08:25+00:00

Dumpster fire

DankCommander7 · 2021-04-07T00:53:46+00:00

Nothing screams classy quite like going on OLD with a bun in the oven.

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-04-07T00:59:34+00:00

> Currently pregnant and single, looking to mingle

REAL CLASSY

New_Wrangler3335 · 2021-04-07T01:18:40+00:00

These girls front like they don’t hookup or have casual flings constantly. But then they’re single and pregnant?!

Martellus732 · 2021-04-07T02:48:00+00:00

Any female that uses the word "classy" in their slave-search application is definitely not classy.

Devilsgun · 2021-04-07T00:22:17+00:00

Let's keep it classy here.

Uhhhh... Okay.

I like guys and girls.

Cool Story, Lady. Suddenly it's 1998 all over again! Edgy, daresay 3 edgy 5 me in fact

I am currently pregnant and single.

Keepin' It Classy, Lassy! Which one of the Alpha Chads raw poon basted ya? Do you even know? (Protip, you can probably go ahead and take the other girls out of the suspect pool)

2021-04-07T04:15:27+00:00

"one night stands and hook-ups are ratchet."

"I am currently pregnant and single."

THE FUCK?

usehername6969 · 2021-04-07T08:31:59+00:00

I’ve hooked up with many women who said “no hook ups”.

NoRookieMistakes · 2021-04-07T09:06:27+00:00

Another child who will be raised without a father. There are enough studies showing how bad this is for the child. I dont feel bad for her destroying her SMV at such a young age but I do feel bad for her child.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-07T01:03:44+00:00

How can she be so damn judgmental of people "hooking up?" At least THEY had the good damn sense to NOT get pregnant!!

Sumpm · 2021-04-07T09:54:19+00:00

"Eww, yuck, sex is gross. And I would know, because I fuck everyone."

Blissbynature · 2021-04-06T23:59:32+00:00

I think she's using the preachy hoe shtick as intentional humor. Maybe subtle humor is the height of her intelligence.

Jake-Orion · 2021-04-07T00:46:23+00:00

I'm a simple MGTOW; I see this or hotness, I walk away or ignore.

Odd-Reference-32 · 2021-04-07T02:18:43+00:00

The delusion is strong with this one!

deon10 · 2021-04-07T11:06:35+00:00

No woman I have ever met who's actually classy, describes herself as classy (they use elegant or another word). It's always women that have no idea what class is that use the term.

i_accidently_reddit · 2021-04-07T11:29:30+00:00

"how can you have sex with a complete stranger"?

how did you get pregnant and single again?

Fielder57 · 2021-04-07T14:48:16+00:00

I used to know a guy who was really into Pregnant chicks. He would pick women up like this all the time. Promise them the world, help them get ready for their unborn child etc.
The sad thing was, Once they gave birth the fetish ended for him, so he would just leave them. So the women would be back to square one again but this time holding a new born baby.

It was kinda sad. I didn’t like being around him very much.

Zombeflandrs · 2021-04-07T03:20:58+00:00

The irony

Autisticus · 2021-04-07T10:09:47+00:00

This individual could never love anything, long or short term

bgovern · 2021-04-07T12:21:54+00:00

I hope that is satire.

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-04-07T12:39:18+00:00

LOL........OMG Did I really just read that? Holy shit! Dissing Tender (which she’s on), talking about how gross one night hookups are (she’s single, 21, and pregnant). Can we say drunk night hookup? More could be dissected but if that’s not enough.........poor idiot who swipes right or whichever direction for yes.

chankletavoladora · 2021-04-07T12:40:01+00:00

Currently single, pregnant and looking but the guys in Tinder are ratchy? Makes sense.

bablfish · 2021-04-07T13:15:29+00:00

21, pregnant, single, classy - One of those words doesn´t match the others ... Can you find the wrong word?

JSride8 · 2021-04-07T22:05:09+00:00

Holy hell this person is a complete and utter moron. The level of ignorance, stupidity and contradiction is insane. She’ll probably pass that kind of intelligence to her little accident

upbeat-vcr-manual · 2021-04-07T12:03:41+00:00

Plot twist

Aquilam · 2021-04-07T14:42:35+00:00

As a side note I thought “ratchet” meant “cool”, it shows how old/out of touch I am.

Gloval1 · 2021-04-08T13:34:13+00:00

My brain just crashed trying to process this one. It's so stupid it's brilliant.

UltimateShame · 2021-04-07T09:44:29+00:00

That smile is screaming trouble.

StevenStooch · 2021-04-07T11:54:01+00:00

redveinlover · 2021-04-07T13:34:15+00:00

Well I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the Thot that can’t understand why people on the hookup app keep wanting to hook up also can’t spell “ratched” (which is a word that seems to be gaining popularity recently, maybe it makes people think they sound more intelligent?). Good thing her grammar and spelling skills aren’t what her potential suitors are after, as this one is staring down an endless cycle of being pumped and dumped while she hopes to hook the meal ticket of her and her unborn crotchspawn’s life.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-04-07T14:16:48+00:00

Oh shit. She's only 21 got impregnated by a deadbeat and is keeping it while looking for a new dad on TINDER of all places

She really screwed herself over!

I wonder how long she was this guy before she got impregnated and how long before he dashed. I wonder how many dudes pumped and dumped her WHILE pregnant off of tinder speaking so jaded.

2021-04-07T14:27:09+00:00

As her body count is triple digits. Lol

akihonj · 2021-04-07T14:41:50+00:00

I'm impressed at least she's asking for an equal opportunity bailout

Randallsixx13 · 2021-04-07T14:47:36+00:00

I... But... She. Da fuq?

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-08T02:58:26+00:00

Ladies, she's all yours.

nekonoel87 · 2021-04-08T21:14:45+00:00

What the actual fuck

Itburns12345 · 2021-04-09T09:01:20+00:00

All you guys want is to hook up....sweetheart you are on tinder!!!! Tinder! And you clearly did already unless thats a virgin pregnancy

Thats like getting angry at ebay for wanting you to buy and sell shit!

velvetunderground111 · 2021-04-15T13:44:04+00:00

Preaches against hook up culture/pregnant on dating app.

Does not compute...

Does not compute....

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-04-20T03:00:43+00:00

I don't get it. Who in the right mind would start a serious relationship with her?

itsandrewbuck · 2021-04-23T01:20:35+00:00

But she likes guys and girls.

Great! That's twice as many people to think she's a ho. 😂

CharmingEnergy45 · 2021-08-03T00:50:07+00:00

That bitch is Ratchet. whatever the hell that is.

Title	Classy 21 year Bi gal, afraid of cooties and just wants to keep it classy. No doubt she is just concerned about her unborn Chad Child.
Author	SCCock
Upvotes	454
Comments	93
Date	April 6, 2021 11:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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Comments

Let's keep it classy here.

I like guys and girls.

I am currently pregnant and single.