Anyone wanna clean up this mess? 5 kids at 23.

SebastianSio · 2021-06-12T01:41:26+00:00

I legit chuckled at the "I'm awful at making plans" like yeah, 5 kids at 23, no shit.

scoatelimba · 2021-06-12T01:44:20+00:00

5 kids at 23, without a man willing to be beside you..? Has your husband died in a fucking battle?

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-06-12T02:16:19+00:00

How can she be "spontaneous" when she has five kids that live with her? She even admitted that she doesn't even have the time to message you back promptly or with any level of engagement, so how the FUCK does she expect to do anything spontaneous?

Oh, it's because she's full of shit and wants to seem like she's fun and exciting. Got it.

As far as "something that can be serious one day", she had at least one opportunity to have something serious (and that's assuming one man fathered all 5 of her kids, and let's be real... No.).

f3wl · 2021-06-12T02:30:24+00:00

How the hell do you have a basketball team by 23. Have you spent every year of your adult life pregnant?! I wonder how much welfare this Kween collects from the real baby daddy, Uncle Sam

Joaquino7997 · 2021-06-12T02:22:06+00:00

Omg this one is hilarious! Where to begin??

Mom of 5 kids...let's be spontaneous and do something.

You mean, you wanna breed some more?? And seriously, who the hell is she kidding? Single mothers can never be spontaneous, especially one with FIVE children.

I'm awful at making plans.

Meaning: "none of my children were planned."

I live with all my children so NO you can't come over.

But it IS cool if he wants to come in...side of her. I mean...how the hell else did she end up with five kids?? So now 'spontaneity' comes with at least one condition: anything is good except coming over to her place. Yeah...no.

Ask for my number you'll get a better conversation that way

No, it will be more of a sales pitch about her OnlyFans page or her shaming him into sending her $$$ via CashApp.

Add my snap.

Add my flipped bird. She's done.

plz_say_sike · 2021-06-12T02:21:38+00:00

“I’m awful at making plans”

Like planning who’s gonna bring the contraceptives?

SoakMyBigCork · 2021-06-12T02:18:34+00:00

The Duggars: We have 19 kids

This woman: Hold my birth control and watch this

NickTesla2018 · 2021-06-12T03:17:06+00:00

Let's be spontaneous and use birth control. Gentlemen, this human Xerox machine who can't stay off her back is a major contributor to global warming. Put the dong down! Just drop it already?!

BlueLantern84 · 2021-06-12T04:08:34+00:00

“Let’s be spontaneous.”

I have two kids and spontaneity is tricky. Five would be impossible.

Also “I live with all my children” is very odd phrasing. There’s more to this, and I bet it’s not good.

coloradocaniac · 2021-06-12T04:18:14+00:00

wine.

foodie.

I got $10 she's fat.

Auth3nticstyle · 2021-06-12T04:29:58+00:00

Can confirm that women like this will bounce between the kids fathers. They literally need you to nurse them back to health then they strike like a snake.

overtrick1978 · 2021-06-12T05:35:11+00:00

“No you can’t come over 😂”

Bet she lives with her parents and baby daddy.

Darth_Horseman · 2021-06-12T07:34:45+00:00

I have a co-worker who decided to date a girl like this, now, I don't know how things are in other countries but here in Brazil, we have this thing called "social-affective paternity". It basically goes like this, if you're dating a single mom and if she has any kind of proof that you had a good relationship with her kids, congratulations, you have been promoted to the new dad of the family. Long story short, my co-worker is now paying alimony for 5 kids that aren't his LOL

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-06-12T02:15:42+00:00

Let’s be spontaneous? And you have 5 kids to think about? One does not go with the other

Harpua81 · 2021-06-12T04:44:17+00:00

Let's be spontaneous, hold up gotta spend 2 hours packing a diaper bag, gotta pump, lil Billy threw barfed. I'm tired can we do something next week? Sorry, I didn't plan ahead.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-06-12T04:46:08+00:00

5 kids at 23 so many ways to not get pregnant in 2021 and still too stupid

internetgangster101 · 2021-06-12T08:26:20+00:00

Let’s do something spontaneous like put on a condom.

ronoda12 · 2021-06-12T03:34:51+00:00

Garbage belongs to the dumpster

FitnessEnthusiast98 · 2021-06-12T05:27:54+00:00

Not 5 kids, that need to be 6 kids. 1 kid is just in an adult form child minded kid, any mature minded person knows that having too much kids is a risk but that woman child doesn't know that.

MekelLane · 2021-06-12T06:01:13+00:00

Sheesh, that Clown Car is in for a rude awakening.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-06-12T06:55:22+00:00

Wouldn't it be lovely if those receiving public welfare were legally obligated to use birth control?

slipkid223 · 2021-06-12T04:36:46+00:00

"I'm awful at making plans"

and awful at making family plans.

Wtfbyamey1 · 2021-06-12T04:40:51+00:00

She is awful at making plans Like taking plan B, making plans for her future, making decisions, and the list goes on

TheHarlotLetter · 2021-06-12T05:14:13+00:00

Brando's got what plants crave!

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-06-12T14:29:04+00:00

ZERO self awareness.

Zero.

letmeeatcake97 · 2021-06-12T05:35:43+00:00

Good on her to clarify and say " kids" in brackets, otherwise I'd have thought she gave birth to 5 spiders

Fucker_Of_Destiny · 2021-06-12T06:17:33+00:00

I live with my kids

Doesn’t she mean her kids live with her? Now I’m just thinking she’s in a flat share with infants lmaoo

zenetti72 · 2021-06-12T07:11:38+00:00

5 kids at 23?...by the time she's 30 that coochie is gonna be the equivalent of sticking your dick through an open window

digitalEarthling · 2021-06-12T12:34:48+00:00

Do you really think " spontaneous" mommy is going to be able to send 5 kids to college?

No.

Neldot · 2021-06-12T13:58:20+00:00

"let's be spontaneous and do something"...

Honey, it's exactly because the 5 babydaddies were being spontaneoous and did something that you ended up with those five crotch goblins of yours and no daddy around.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-06-12T15:34:30+00:00

She's either lying about her age or started having babies at age 14. Spontaneous for her is coming over at 10 PM after the kids are asleep and cumming inside her

darrickeng · 2021-06-12T06:44:31+00:00

Shit that's 1 for 1 for 5 straight years since she was legal! Even the Yankees didn't get these numbers!

scNeckbeard28 · 2021-06-12T07:39:11+00:00

Pity the sad pathetic chumps that would still take her though, because you know there’s at least a couple out there

AbusiveFather1 · 2021-06-12T11:29:30+00:00

this is some dragon age origins broodmother type deal here

Overkillengine · 2021-06-12T12:23:21+00:00

Garbageman are supposed to get paid to pick up the trash!

GundamZero83 · 2021-06-12T18:04:40+00:00

Probably started sleeping around at 16-17, and I would bet they were older men.

LongTimeOn · 2021-06-12T06:12:05+00:00

"let's be spontaneous and do something..."

er, you can't be spontaneous with 5 kids! No shit you're bad at making plans...you can't plan to keep your legs closed obviously, and no I don't want to "plan" a date with you and your 5 chad spawn to chuck e cheese where I would be expect to pay for EVERYTHING.

danimal0204 · 2021-06-12T06:19:57+00:00

Holy Crap!

Halp_psl · 2021-06-12T06:21:45+00:00

Sometimes just... I mean... It can't be fucking real, right? It has to be a joke, a very good and elaborate joke! There's no way people like this fucking exist!.. No..?

TryLambda · 2021-06-12T09:24:24+00:00

"I live with my children so No you can't come over.." - it appears Chad and Tyrone already came all over too many times there, and she expects the next guy to pick up the restaurant bills without any bedroom fun??

Old_snowboarder · 2021-06-12T09:38:13+00:00

With 5 kids there's no way in hell she's going to be able to be spontaneous for at least 16 years. Fucking moron.

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-06-12T14:21:30+00:00

Put the first several lines together:

Wine / Comedy / Foodie / Movies

I have five kids

Let's be spontaneous and do something

Translation:

"I want a tall strong rockbanddrummer CEO to be intrigued by my mysterious one-word texts, arrange day care for my five anchors so we can be spontaneous, take me to an expensive restauarant, sit through a romantic comedy, and get me started on anchor number six. That'd be great, let's do that."

SCCock · 2021-06-12T15:21:51+00:00

A mother of five can't be spontaneous. Unless of course she neglects the kids.

reignoferror00 · 2021-06-12T23:48:54+00:00

"I'm awful at making plans"

At 5 kids already, her first plan should have been Plan B

Balefirez · 2021-06-13T12:15:21+00:00

“Let’s be spontaneous and do something.”

Pretty sure that’s how you wound up with 5 kids at 23. Might want to put on the brakes and think for once in your life.

2021-06-13T15:31:02+00:00

Sheesh. 23 years old and she’s already managed to ruin the lives of 5 humans. Them poor lil’ bastards ain’t gonna be shit.

coloradocaniac · 2021-06-12T04:17:08+00:00

Absolutely not.

meerita · 2021-06-12T08:18:51+00:00

5 kids at 23. Yes, awful at making plans.

Icy-Imagination-9311 · 2021-06-12T09:34:26+00:00

5 kids. Just call it a day

crackermachine · 2021-06-12T12:35:14+00:00

How fat is she and what year is her chrysler town and country?

Chabranigdo · 2021-06-13T06:53:05+00:00

"I'm awful at making plans"

Yes. We noticed.

rockdude625 · 2021-06-13T06:54:33+00:00

A nuclear bomb couldn’t clean up that big a mess

khaste · 2021-06-13T07:55:52+00:00

what a great bio! what a great catch!

DurangoLSD · 2021-06-16T22:44:45+00:00

One child for every year she has been an adult, and that’s assuming they were born after her 18th birthday

sdives · 2021-06-17T00:59:08+00:00

I knew a guy once that was 23, he had six kids, he was a personal training at my gym.

vandgsmommy · 2021-06-27T22:04:43+00:00

My father in law had 5 kids (sort of) by 23/24/25. The first was a miscarriage, then my sister in law, my husband, my brother in law and my baby brother in law who died after a month from complications. Hennything is possible. Edit to add: yes they all have the same mother who is not in the picture.

Nickbronline · 2021-06-30T02:46:43+00:00

Why is this even a post. You already know Noone going to date her

Luke_Dongwater · 2021-08-01T19:24:26+00:00

jesus lmao, ur the "good guy" no women has went for yet. Keep tryin bucko, im sure there is a blind one out there for ya lol

Title	Anyone wanna clean up this mess? 5 kids at 23.
Author	Nickbronline
Upvotes	572
Comments	129
Date	June 12, 2021 1:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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