I once had a friend who moved in with her boyfriend of 4 years for the first time. And I asked how it was going and she said "it's going well we're both working and splitting bills" and I asked "does he help you cook and clean?" She said "no, he doesnt cook and he cleans his shit stains out the toilet at least"

I thought about this today and just wanted to share a disguised LVM. They BOTH work BOTH split the Bill's and only she cooks and cleans but hey, at least his shit stains ain't on the toilet right?