A ‘perfect’ Xmas gift for your ‘indecisive’ gf: a flipping coin with your names on it. Great, now we can even go 50/50 on date night ideas! And it only costs $10. 🤦🏼‍♀️

sculderandmullie · 2021-12-19T17:37:26+00:00

Also: small enough to fit in her stocking? - I’m sorry, but I’m sure that for example jewellery your gf likes will do a better job 🤷🏼‍♀️

oi_oi_oink · 2021-12-19T18:30:47+00:00

This is the most useless thing I've seen on the planet.

LonchuraStriata · 2021-12-19T17:36:04+00:00

Past exes always gaslit me when I told them it was really stressful for me to be expected to take over all the decisions and planning (Where do you want to go tonight? What do you want to eat? What should we do for date night? Which movie should we watch? Shall we leave at 7 or 8 for the party? What should I buy when I go grocery shopping? What do you want for your birthday/christmas/whatever (and please send me the exact thing with a link where I can buy it!)?....) and tried to explain emotional labor. The best times were when they left the decision to me and then pouted over what I decided.

They are just trying to be nice and do what I want! They are paying after all, so what do I have to complain about! Aren't you a feminist who tells everyone males shouldn't make all the decisions? It was exhausting. If one of them had presented me with a 50/50 coin I think I would have shoved it where the sun doesn't shine.

23eggz · 2021-12-19T19:03:26+00:00

My ex would get sooooo mad at me when I was indecisive about what restaurant I wanted to eat at after being tired from studying in the library all day. And he never paid for me once. I also planned most to all of our dates because he was new to the city. Smh never again.

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-12-19T17:40:14+00:00

If a boyfriend got this for me I would throw it at him

leadmemories · 2021-12-19T21:00:56+00:00

Sorry babe, the coin flipped to my name and since that means I get to call the shots, it looks like you get to move out tonight 😊

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-12-20T02:33:31+00:00

Eli would probably venmo request her the $5 for half the cost of the gift, more for shipping and handling.

Eleonora0 · 2021-12-19T21:45:44+00:00

What an embarrassing piece of plywood 🤢

radical__daphne · 2021-12-19T18:02:28+00:00

I guarantee men are going to use this for sex (rape). "But the coin says you have to fuck me, Jen."

ferociouslycurious · 2021-12-19T21:27:35+00:00

My ex was really lazy about dates and I put up with it. He ended up caring as much (which is to say not at all) about the marriage. Lesson learned.

_laufaeson · 2021-12-19T19:32:54+00:00

lmao I use a TTRPG die when I can’t decide what I want to eat, so I can understand the reason this exists. But still, plan the damn dates already.

matte_personality · 2021-12-20T09:22:55+00:00

I’m literally working an entry level job in a third world country and I still managed to scrape enough money to get my best friend some nice Aesop products for her birthday. I don’t understand why men want to be stingy with the women they supposedly love? Like how does it make sense at all when you’re supposed to love someone and you can’t even try your best to be thoughtful?

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