Beardfishing

Ms_Tilly · 2020-07-25T16:04:21+00:00

I hate beards, so my ex shaved his. When I saw it I told him he could grow it back😂

BeADecentHumanBeing · 2020-07-25T15:35:00+00:00

‘Beard contouring’ to hide a double chin is a thing... And then some complain about women using makeup to trick men :)

BlueSeaWilt · 2020-07-25T15:55:16+00:00

Did you watch Schitts Creek? Genuinely a subplot, they spent a whole season setting up this couple, they get together, then he shaves his beard and they break up. Love it.

Also, I do like a beard, but I Worry about what it means

lemon_hearts · 2020-07-25T18:21:45+00:00

Make sure to bring the razor and shaving cream to the first date at the pool, ladies

localgirlcult · 2020-07-25T16:58:58+00:00

This is true. I too discovered a chinless wonder this exact way. The worst surprise ever. We should really shave them before the first date.

cloudsongs_ · 2020-07-25T20:52:55+00:00

I hate beards. Sometimes I get babyface-fished

Pahapan · 2020-07-25T20:08:58+00:00

There's a trend on TikTok where women show their man's glow up from awkward child to gangling/fat teenager to "attractive" man and 90% of the time all the guy did was start weight lifting (it's really easy for the average man to build muscle mass if he isn't a complete lazy sob) and grow a beard to hide his jawline. But you can tell that almost none of them are taking care of their skin so they're going to look like cracked leather within the next 20 years.

naamshiko · 2020-07-25T21:50:43+00:00

I’m heavily against shaming someone for their features so I’d never dare to make a comment but I once went to meet that pretty boy I used to see regularly and he happened to have shaved that day 😭. My poonany was soooo dry.

helljess86 · 2020-07-25T22:49:33+00:00

Why I don't date bearded men.

empresselevation · 2020-07-25T15:47:51+00:00

OMG hahahahah! So accurate. Most scrotes wouldn't even stand a chance if it wasn't for their beard, and they know that. Yikes.

talldrankofH2O · 2020-07-25T15:29:21+00:00

😂😂😂oh it’s so accurate it hurts

redbirdflies · 2020-07-25T16:37:56+00:00

These “unimpressed face” memes are killllllling me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

RiteWriter · 2020-07-25T22:02:03+00:00

What about eye fishing... where they pick the glasses that make them look 30 years older instead of ones that actually flatter them

1Here4Bach · 2020-07-25T22:20:29+00:00

Dude yess lol! Beardfishing is at an all time High.

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-07-25T16:55:05+00:00

Idk why but this is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

HoneyBouquet · 2020-07-26T00:01:21+00:00

I highly dislike beards.

I prefer clean shaven or stubble and have always gone for men with strong jawline and/or cheekbones.

Shaakie · 2020-07-25T20:27:47+00:00

HAHAHHA almost choked

I hate beards tbh. I don't like the feeling when i kiss :S also they hide a lot, nah thanks

_tinyimp · 2020-07-25T21:12:04+00:00

Lmfaooo this is so fucking funny

LateNightLattes01 · 2020-07-26T03:50:20+00:00

Yeah I definitely don’t date bearded men partly for this reason. They have to look good without a beard first.

warinmymind94 · 2020-07-26T05:21:00+00:00

This! Dont forget hat fishing when guys will wear hats in their profile pics to hide that they are bald or almost there! And theres this one which happened to me a few times and I'm in my 20s- where they grow out their hair a little bit so it's long enough to be combed over and hide their pretty advanced receding hairlines. One guy looked especially hot with his hair like that and I was a fool. Then he was lime I'm gonna shave completely I want to switch it up! So he did and next time we met he had a hat on... when he finally took it off you could see where he had a bad receding hairline ... he just looked super bad and old.

Attention male lurkers dont be like this. They also have a hair transplant surgery you can get done.

alcy1one · 2020-09-03T10:24:22+00:00

You know what happened to me? I married a man with 🧔 beard... didn’t know how he looks like at all, when he shaved I couldn’t even kiss him I felt like It was another man and that I’m cheating on him 😅😂

Title	Beardfishing
Author	Melodic-End
Upvotes	872
Comments	36
Date	July 25, 2020 3:26 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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