I just remembered a really absurd situation I had on a date and can’t stop thinking about it...so I went on a date with this guy a couple years ago and his job was rescuing baby animals and nursing them back to health (very cute, but later I found out he was a trump supporter and would modify and sell guns which sounds highly illegal so that killed the whole cute animal thing)

Anyways it’s like our second date and when he arrives he legit brought his baby raccoons in a cage (there were like 6?!) and asked if they could stay in my apartment while we go on the date. I was really annoyed because my apartment has a strict no pets rule and raccoons aren’t even pets, so I could get in a lot of trouble, also they were SCREAMING like the noise was not cute and the walls were thin. I was like wtf why wouldn’t you ask me before driving 30-45 minutes with your raccoons? He just assumed I would house his wild animals. And it wasn’t like he did it to surprise me because I couldn’t even pet them at the time as they were too young and may have diseases...he told me he just couldn’t leave them alone at his house? But I felt too guilty to turn him away and I love animals so I didn’t want to leave them in the car lmao. So I put towels over their cage and left them in the closet to mask the noise and prayed to god my roommates didn’t come home. Honestly this may have been a plot of his to allow him in my room, idk, he never made advances, I guess he just really needed a place to put his raccoons.

This is why we need FDS...🤣🤣🤣