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[–]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
The men "like" you but cannot be bothered to initiate conversation 🙄
[–]millenniumY2KFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I had a guy “like” me on Hinge, I sent a like back to match and he says “wow really putting the pressure on me, huh?” Um. Ok.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Response: “Ok, let me know when you find your balls...”
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol!
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg so lazy! The audacity.
[–]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are these men actually newborns? Literally a newborn in a man suit. So glad I am single rather than in that mess. Yeesh.
P.S. I thought the chase was supposed to be fun? I know I would get excited if someone promising liked me on OLD...
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yuuuup!
[–]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly glad I'm not the only one. I'm often told I'm pretty, kind, smart, and interesting. I make friends easily and engage in activities to better society. Wtf
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s such common male behavior on OLD. So boring!
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lmao this is so true. They just “like” everyone and flood your queue. And lots of old creeps in the discover tab (or whatever it’s called) tried to message me. I deleted after a week
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man I got some of the worst from the discovery tab. I want to stay undiscovered by them.
[–]passionatevirtuosoFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh sis, 100% this! I'm on OkCupid and my cab driver puts in more effort than the clowns around here.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤦♀️
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my cab driver puts in more effort than the clowns around here.
Wow, this is the damn truth 😂😂😂
[–]plembbFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I had CMB for a week. All the guys were ugly and the one somewhat attractive one I found, I went out with - and he made us split the bill 🤢
I deleted the app literally as I was walking home from that “date”
[–]BlueJeanMistressFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ugh that sucks. Did he try to ask you out on a second date?
I’m guessing he said something at the end: “it’ll be two checks”?
[–]plembbFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m not sure if he tried to ask me out again because I only had communicated with him on the app, and I blocked him immediately upon exiting the restaurant and then deleted the app a few minutes later.
He was so cringey and i feel like he was a redditor because he kept saying things like “dating is a numbers game”. Neither of us enjoyed ourselves, he was completely devoid of charisma and when the waiter came he asked “together or separate” and he was like “two checks please”. I was all dressed up and looking feminine and I could tell the waiter was not impressed with him splitting the bill 😂 always a bad look
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eeew. Nothing to make a girl feel special like telling her you are dating as many people as possible and splitting the check. 🤮
[–]AlybankFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
What is CMB? I don’t think I’ve heard of that one.
[–]kht777FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Coffee Meets Bagel.
I tried it because my brother and now sister-in-law met on it but it was nothing but some half hearted conversations and no follow ups after liking. Guess some people get lucky with OLD while others drown in nothing 🤦🏼♀️
[–]AlybankFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I don’t think that’s a thing/popular where I live. I’ve learned if a guy doesn’t message you first, he’s not that interested. So I just never start convos. Lol
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
I mean I guess you only need to have 1 success, but damn...I only met with one guy early on and I wasn’t really interested in him but decided to give him a chance. He looked like the runt of the litter ( too little butter scraped over too much bread 😂) and he was so lame that I just ghosted him after he wanted me to help him replace his hot water heater. 🤮(I wish I were joking)
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What is up with that? The fixing things? I went out with a guy who asked me to fix his bicycle (I was a bike mechanic briefly) on a first date so we could go on a bike ride. Um... no. How about you take your bike to a shop if you can't fix it? Another dude asked me to carry a car seat... A CAR SEAT...down a flight of stairs for him. Unfortunately I was a Pickme and I did it. But who asks their date to carry a car seat!? WTF is wrong with these guys 🤦🏼♀️
Who is raising these characters?!?! 🙄
[–]galian84FDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right? Like they're looking for a free handywoman...wtf. I'm a physical therapist and when I used OLD, I had guys messaging me asking if I could rehab their back/ankle/shoulder. Like, no. Just no.
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's because they're cheap as fuck and are always looking for a deal. Whether that's physical therapy, mechanics or sex 🙄
[–]greatcathyFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😱
[–]JaneIsaPainFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CMB had less creepy men than OKCupid but wow if one of them actually sent a first message or said something engaging....
[–]Trinityblue93FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why stop at 6? Why not 12?
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣
[–]shmarharFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk what it is, but I swear CMB has the worst-looking men of all the apps I ever tried. Or they match and don't message. I tried but I'm about to delete it as well
WHY are men so boring????
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[–]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 18 points19 points20 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]FluffandRaincloudsRuthless Strategist22 points23 points24 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]passionatevirtuosoFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]plembbFDS Disciple29 points30 points31 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlueJeanMistressFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]plembbFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlybankFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]kht777FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlybankFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 7 points8 points9 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]galian84FDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]greatcathyFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JaneIsaPainFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Trinityblue93FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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