If you ever need a laugh, just remember that ancient Greeks spread the rumour that having a small D is a sign of intelligence and self control.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-03-16T20:10:58+00:00

Scrotes gaslighting women since 850bc

Mcccy · 2021-03-16T19:35:23+00:00

Also want to add that they often drew Egyptians and Spartans with big Ds, in order to show how BarbarIC and BaD they were. Spartans and Egyptians were also one of the few people back then who valued their women and women actually had rights. In fact in Egypt a woman could become a priestesses or a Pharaoh.

It's also funny how they were so proud of their self control, but greek women were covered head to toe and were shamed for doing otherwise, but Spartan women could even wrestle naked and Egyptian women's clothing were mostly see through sheets 🤔🤔

MarbleWorld · 2021-03-16T19:39:44+00:00

I'm dyyying. Men are legends in their own minds, always.

venomous_g · 2021-03-16T20:47:29+00:00

One of my favorite art history facts! They’ve been telling these stories for all of human history... yesterday it was “small peens r smart”, today it’s everyone loves “dad bods”!

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-16T20:23:35+00:00

Hilarious! I wondered why their statues were supposed to be the perfect human body but they had the smallest peens like ever lol

Frogspocket · 2021-03-16T21:59:13+00:00

Wasn't the powdered wig trend started because so many men were balding and scabbing over because they had syphilis? In our lifetime theyve been really pushing hard that women love a nerdy dad bod having old man. That's what they want to convince us peak attractive. One person's gaslighting is another's fashion I guess lol

fg_hj · 2021-03-16T19:36:24+00:00

Cunnilingus was also looked down upon and a taboo.

Better keep women ignorant or shameful of sexual pleasure so men have nothing to live up to

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-03-16T19:45:44+00:00

BAHAHA of course they would

This reminds me of a guy I dated in college that would finish super fast, and said it was a symptom of being more evolved, quicker to procreate. 😂I'm pretty sure I laughed right in his face when he told me that

tallwomenneedlovetoo · 2021-03-16T19:54:15+00:00

The Greeks were also the ones that practiced pederasty aka socially condoned forced homosexual pedophilia 🤮.

Men are just fucking vile. Raping anything they can get their disgusting, depraved hands on that isn’t nailed to the ground. And even then, they’ll just lube it up and rub off on it 😒😒😒

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-03-16T21:42:20+00:00

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rubthefleeb · 2021-03-16T22:39:19+00:00

I guess I read this differently, to me it sounds like the Greeks demonized penises. They made it sound like penises made a person illogical, impulsive and destructive, so I guess the less penis the better?

If only they were a group of people who weren't burden by this imposing erroneous organ. Surely they should be the ones in power as they are the epitome of reason and logic...No?

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-03-16T21:37:21+00:00

Thus all the teeny willy winkies on classic sculptures.

mostly_ok_now · 2021-03-16T23:25:08+00:00

I always assumed it was depicted this way because of some weird cultural standard. Not that sculptors were doing an accurate job. I've been to so many museums and archeological sites and never seen a normal peen.

Mcccy · 2021-03-17T22:56:29+00:00

Just to clarify, I'm not shaming d size here. I'm just pointing out how ridiculous it is to make this connection

Cause If lack of d really meant intelligence for them, then the Athenians would value their women, something they obviously didn't do.

Title	If you ever need a laugh, just remember that ancient Greeks spread the rumour that having a small D is a sign of intelligence and self control.
Author	Mcccy
Upvotes	560
Comments	44
Date	March 16, 2021 7:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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