I’m choking-

Upstairs_Worry · 2020-08-15T20:35:43+00:00

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sexualfoodpantry · 2020-08-15T20:41:43+00:00

Neither sex smells bad if they are healthy and take care of themselves. I should know, since unlike him, I managed to get a good whiff of both sets of genitals in my life. My sense of smell is a lot keener, too.

_tinyimp · 2020-08-15T20:56:02+00:00

I’ve heard this from some gay friends where they make fun of vagina smelling and saying women don’t know how to wipe their asses properly. Vet your gay friends bc not all of them are feminist allies even if they pretend to be...

blerty567 · 2020-08-15T20:41:45+00:00

A lot of straight men share this disgust for female biology.

Capable_Okra · 2020-08-15T21:50:14+00:00

I love "one of the reasons I'm gay" as if I could put together a well-reasoned PowerPoint presentation to make me not attracted to dick

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-08-15T22:56:27+00:00

"Poom poom"

Are they three year olds?

Pahapan · 2020-08-16T02:03:32+00:00

I don't think anyone who's actually had intimate dealings with men would say "men don't smell as bad". Half the scrotes out there don't even wipe property and more still don't wash their ass in the shower.

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-08-15T20:42:45+00:00

This is so sad, I know this is gonna really leave scrotes shook, but I have tasted myself before and it’s like cookies and butter and some dick I’ve had tasted like sour tobacco from what he was smoking 😂

honeybeeroll · 2020-08-15T23:48:50+00:00

He's not even interested in women and says it's "from what I hear" so why tf are you talking outta your ass?? No one wants to hear your bs anecdotal "evidence." Why do men think we give a shit what they have to say lol.

What was even the point of saying this all of he was gonna be like "both sexes can smell bad if they don't take care of themselves regularly" YEAH. DUH. Except women aren't the gender who think wiping their ass is gay. Except just in the relationship sub alone, the posts about a partner with horrific hygenie are MEN 9 times out of 10.

coyavenue · 2020-08-15T20:35:54+00:00

🤢🤮💀🤡 idiot

Novemberinthechair · 2020-08-16T09:49:28+00:00

Poom poom?

Hey everyone, let's come up with as many juvenile slang terms for penis as we can. I mean, they're not respecting the fact we're saddled with a birthing reproductive system, so they're asking for it.

Joystick

Tube steak

One-eyed wonder

Rumple foreskin

Snails in sweaters

Dick cheese

Ugly ass snakes

"Smelly balls..."

Limp dick

Dead dick

Squirters

Beans and carrot

Keep it going...

jjlew922 · 2020-08-15T22:36:14+00:00

Wait....so you’d prefer the smell of feces?

idiopathictendencies · 2020-08-16T12:32:00+00:00

My ex-husband used to comment on my “smell” directly after I’d return from a run or intense workout. Yeah no shit I stink...come at me with that shit on a normal day when I’m not all sweaty etc. Fucking moron.

2020-08-16T11:28:03+00:00

Dicks smell so bad unwashed lol. wtf is this guy on about.

ItsFreezen · 2020-08-15T22:56:57+00:00

Dick is always an option Scrote. Just trying to help you.

Title	I’m choking-
Author	uwuawooga
Upvotes	94
Comments	32
Date	August 15, 2020 8:31 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iaeuu6/im_choking/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/im-choking.164672 https://theredarchive.com/post/164672

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