Just typical OLD LVM - when you have a pleasant conversation and then they show you their true colours 🤡 Thanks to this sub I know now how to handle these clowns instead entertaining them as I would in my old pickmeisha days

EternallySlumbering · 2021-01-02T16:25:16+00:00

This seems like the kind of guy who loves the sound of his own voice lol - good for you for leveling up! 💪🥰

candyfox84 · 2021-01-02T18:31:20+00:00

lol, the amateur photographer dudes are THE WORST. And yea, monologue texts are a deal breaker.

Samvanderkamp123 · 2021-01-02T17:02:36+00:00

He thought he could get away with it.

Nice long paragraph, good dose of woke, a little angst, overall group hug vibe.

4-20characters · 2021-01-02T16:59:57+00:00

Clearly he actually hasn't learned to be a better listener... 🚩🚩🚩

prettyexcitingnews · 2021-01-02T17:36:48+00:00

It’s random but there has always been something wrong with the guys using 🙈 emoji ...in my experience

EarthKveik · 2021-01-02T18:34:40+00:00

It's telling how he makes the pandemic about him- "it's like when I was punished as a kid".

Uh, not to those of us who aren't raging narcissists! The rest of us have been trying to collectively fight a deadly disease!

And then we're into a bit of virtue signalling and... couch shot.

Block 'n' delete.

dollymyfolly · 2021-01-02T19:39:49+00:00

Hummus, your treat btw, probably 🙄

PenneyPence · 2021-01-02T22:38:19+00:00

Oh look at that standard copy/paste paragraph answer for when a woman asks him about how he feels about COVID. He has probably been sending that paragraph since March.

2021-01-02T17:20:57+00:00

Sex already. Block

janetheautomaton · 2021-01-02T18:32:16+00:00

At best, he's picturing the two of you sitting on that comfy couch while he regales you with his insights before you gratefully pay your sex tax.

On a side note, I think hummus is never as good as you expect it to be. I'll even risk public censure and propose that hummus is for people too pretentious for dip.

Kimpractical · 2021-01-02T20:12:43+00:00

Omg what a loser 😂😂😂

BleuRaspbery · 2021-01-02T20:20:39+00:00

Never have I ever had a decent relationship with a man who uses ellipses like that. ...... .... bad news!

fiercefinance · 2021-01-03T02:50:25+00:00

Ugh this gave me online dating flashbacks. So many creepy faux-intellectual guys who just want to sleep with you 🤮

Platipus6 · 2021-01-03T01:26:03+00:00

Dude is planning on putting you to sleep with his pompous droning. Totally already envisioning his smooth seduction lmao that fuckboy blush emoji

CheetahEnergy · 2021-01-03T07:19:49+00:00

Hummus on my couch? Wtf get outta here. Also zoomed into his pic and he looks like hes 5 foot 2.

climbergal928 · 2021-01-02T20:19:25+00:00

Oh this is such a very cultural way to pontificate. I bet I can pinpoint what part of the world he is from

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