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[–]teddyketolaFDS Newbie90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Ahahaha I love it!! Wish this was a whole play and I could perform it at school.
[–]cutsforluckFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Right? I'm picturing a spoken word poetry reading, wearing a black turtleneck on a dimly-lit stage with a single spotlight.
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I picture it wearing a fake neck beard, with a fedora on and pillow "gut" under my shirt, lol.
[–]FDSmomFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now THAT'S nailing it!
[–]Buckley92FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I picture Lord Farquaad from Shrek.
[–]featherflowersFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You win best comment 🏆
[–]Incredible_AlligatorFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂🤣
[–]NewGirl_WhoDisFDS Newbie72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"You're so shallow and vain" says the unattractive guy who only wants to fuck "perfect tens" and not someone on the same level of attraction as him because "they're ugly" and bitches about attractive women not wanting him LMAO
[–]La_Fant0maFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a beautiful poem. I'm saving this one to my hard drive and am going to re-read it several times a month, it's perfect!
[–]Gaki-fan-too15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What subreddit was this posted on?
[–]GoingforabounceFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I believe it was an r/AskReddit asking something to the effect of "Women, did you ever give that "nice guy" a shot? How did it play out?" lmaaaooo
[–]Gaki-fan-too2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks
[–]buttofdogFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My guess is r/niceguys
[–]fabgab22FDS Newbie[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Link to the original post:
Has anyone ever given a "nice guy" a chance after they've thrown a tantrum because you didn't let them treat you like a queen? And if you did, how did it work out?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gyal79/has_anyone_ever_given_a_nice_guy_a_chance_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[–]Buckley92FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“And one day you will see that you missed... absolutely nothing.”
[–]PinkElephant20FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lame attempt but here it goes:
"Hey, how you doing?" he says
While looking at the size of breasts
He was touching himself when he pretended to like my smile
Ready to string me along all the while
I thought that I was going to be smart this time,
Not falling for his fuckboy line
He told me that he'd spoil me, buy me dinner,
Give me massages and show me a life much finer
He wants sex on the first date,
That's not how I roll, learned my lesson as of late
You pretend to be a nice guy,
But you're just a fox who's trying to be sly
What you deserve is a bitch
Who will put you in your place
Who will give you lots of lessons, you'll be rich!
[–]open_heart_shrinkFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Nice guys” can fuck off
[–]dzgataFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I vote that we send this to any nice guy lmao
[–]Cel_GabeFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cue the world's smallest violin 🎻
[–]PinkElephant20FDS Newbie-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Someone please write a poem for this guy who claims he is a nice guy...a fuckboy in disguise
[–]Ka_Tetof99FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That user is pretty well-known for posting poems on whatever the thread subject happens to be. He’s not an asshole!
[–]PinkElephant20FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah? Learned something new...thanks
[–]ObserveTheSpeedLawFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sprog is amazingly talented. Look him up! He comes up with great poems really quickly. Just a natural.
[–]PinkElephant20FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I definitely will! Thanks 😊
[–]Pitiful-ImplementFDS Newbie-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is like Dr. Seuss if Dr. Seuss was an asshole.
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