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[–]bluevom 126 points127 points128 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You: DON'T STOP Him: immediately changes everything about everything
[–]dkwantsdkFDS Newbie 472 points473 points474 points 2 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
At least you know the vibrator was trying its hardest 😂
[–]chamomilepill 79 points80 points81 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only circumstance you are to blame for not orgasming (shit, forgot to buy batteries!!)
Loved this LMAO
[–]UsernameunchangedFDS Newbie 60 points61 points62 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BRB, charging my vibrator 🤣
[–]Sakurablossom90FDS Newbie 56 points57 points58 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I burnt out my vibrator, it got really hot and just stopped working 😳
I was quite upset as I haven't been able to find one like it.
[–]worldnotworldFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But you don't have to soothe the vibrator's feelings.
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor vibrator is probably stressed or had too much to drink 🤣
[–]The_Cat_EmpressFDS Newbie 36 points37 points38 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least the vibrator stays hard and goes at it's own pace LMAO
[–]zorra666FDS Apprentice 170 points171 points172 points 2 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This made me spit out my wine. Publicly.😂😂😂
[–]maybechangeDAchannel 145 points146 points147 points 2 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I’ve been celibate 4 years
I used to be confused if I was missing out and yes I am missing out on being verbally abused and lied to and there for I will stay Voluntarily celibate because fuck men....
Also ordered a sybian 😇🤷♀️
[–]uraniumstingray 49 points50 points51 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m in my 20s, never dated or had sex, and after I got my first vibrator, decided men really are not worth it. I have an extremely low sex drive so I appreciate not being pressured to do it on someone else’s schedule. And my vibrator is always there when I want it.
[–]3lbsofjewelryFDS Newbie 40 points41 points42 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man, you gotta do a review or something I have been eyeing one of those....
[–]The_Cat_EmpressFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*me not knowing what a sybian is*
Oh it's a vibrating saddle thing...
"950 porn videos" EW... thanks Google.
[–]maybechangeDAchannel 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah the scrotes taint the image because they put pickmeisha’s on vid with my QUEEN only stimulator.
[–]fds_throwaway_4_uFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Enjoy your solitude.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude.
[–]Bargin-basketFDS Newbie 235 points236 points237 points 2 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Hey do any of you expect to orgasm when you’re with a man though?
[–]pawg_patrolFDS Newbie 144 points145 points146 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You’re right, it’s worse when the vibrator dies lmao
[–]jetcake 35 points36 points37 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And the "batteries" being a euphemism for their lack of taking care of themselves.
One of my exes had a horrendous diet of fried foods and throwing back beer after beer. We couldn't even have sex without him getting winded, then he wanted me to "get him going again".
Another ex was always quite...early. He thought that counting out loud while we were having sex would ward off him finishing. Well, come to find out that his diet was going to hell. Oh, but his dick did, in fact, work when he watched porn or followed another OnlyFans/Instagram model wannabe.
[–]3lbsofjewelryFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Loooooool!!!!!!
[–]Okami-Sama19Throwaway Account 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was my mood last night, granted I had charged my vibrator up a bit. but like damn.
[–]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 65 points66 points67 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can rely on my vibrator. You can't rely on a man lol
[–]ifhewantedtohewould 25 points26 points27 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if the vibrator dies I can rely on my fingers more than I can rely on a man 💀
[–]seadragon6FDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH my. After such a tragedy, my vibrator certainly charges up in a jiffy... unlike a man.
[–]XiekoFDS Newbie 167 points168 points169 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except when the vibrator dies sometime you can use it as a dildo and still get off, unlike with a trash dick.
[–]bleda_princeznaFDS Newbie 141 points142 points143 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's way too accurate
[–]yoyohomio 60 points61 points62 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
My dudes. MY DUDES!! Level Up and get one that plugs into the wall. I use a Hitachi, and we've been together for a few years now. Best relationship ever. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
[–]btchfc 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truer words..
[–]3lbsofjewelryFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It's not too harsh? They seem really hardcore to me for some reason.
[–]vaidra 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They're a little much but my solution was using them while wearing thick shorts and that works great
[–]3lbsofjewelryFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alright maybe I'll go for it and get one.
[–]yoyohomio 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine has a low and a high setting. I usually get off on the low and then again on the high 🤷
[–]Kylie_FanFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I cackled. 😆
Thank you. I needed that.
[–]apommomFDS Newbie 80 points81 points82 points 2 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
This is why I opt for battery operated instead of rechargeable, never an issue if you always have batteries around!
[–]sleepysiriFDS Newbie 134 points135 points136 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Omg that’s the OPPOSITE for me, I got a rechargeable so I don’t have to worry about buying batteries again and again 😂
[–]JustSomeBlondeBitch 41 points42 points43 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get the hitachi plugged into the wall! Soooo much power lol
[–]MuffinSongsFDS Disciple 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
👆
[–]apommomFDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes but if you forget to charge it then you have to wait 😑 happened too often to me lol
[–]BrightIdeaGeneratorFDS Newbie 141 points142 points143 points 2 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Have more than one vibrator. Switch to the other while one charges!
[–]pureFLsugarFDS Newbie 90 points91 points92 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
👏🤝 username checks out
[–]avocadobarbieFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Girl I got a plug in vibrator! I’m never buying anything else 😂
[–]LylaethFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’ve outgrown batteries, I need direct to wall power
[–]natalie2k8FDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Recently bought one that plugs in and it seems like its got more speed than the battery powered ones too! Love it.
[–]up_d00tFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Team mains operated with an extension cable for manoeuvrability.
[–]jayda92FDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I followed this advice because I had four (!) vibrators die on me when I became a single girl..
My bf still needs to get me some replacements.
[–]_idk_usernames 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smart. I need to get one of those.
[–]Flaky_Definition2937 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaooooo
[–]WhysheLychee 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well sure, except the vibrator has a higher chance of getting you off once it's charged!
[–]firewithin89FDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yesssss only difference is the vibrator usually feels better than the dick 🤷🏼♀️
[–]_cnz_FDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
more like putting a tampon in incorrectly
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never read anything so true
[–]esthermaniiiFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d rather have a vibrator die on me than be with a man who can’t even find the clit/uses my body as a tool to masturbate
[–]pureFLsugarFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂
[–]radfem_babeFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least with the vibrator you can change the batteries or put it to charge.
Can't do that with Men.
[–]MagickalChilde19FDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No truer words have ever been spoken.
[–]xfelugirlxFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*is better
[–]EmergencyThroat 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is just like that 😂
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PSA: always have a back up vibrator girls!
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[–]rinabeanFDS Apprentice 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought you were being harsh but when one of the top comments implies that everyone here is fine with having bad sex with men... yeah. I thought the framing was obvious which is that men are competing for your time generally and specifically if they want to have sex with you they're competing against masturbation, but maybe it's not.
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[–]bluevom 126 points127 points128 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]dkwantsdkFDS Newbie 472 points473 points474 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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