I mean… I can’t disagree.

bluevom · 2021-10-31T18:52:47+00:00

You: DON'T STOP Him: immediately changes everything about everything

dkwantsdk · 2021-10-31T19:58:17+00:00

At least you know the vibrator was trying its hardest 😂

chamomilepill · 2021-10-31T20:42:05+00:00

The only circumstance you are to blame for not orgasming (shit, forgot to buy batteries!!)

Loved this LMAO

Usernameunchanged · 2021-10-31T22:16:13+00:00

BRB, charging my vibrator 🤣

Sakurablossom90 · 2021-10-31T21:55:46+00:00

I burnt out my vibrator, it got really hot and just stopped working 😳

I was quite upset as I haven't been able to find one like it.

worldnotworld · 2021-11-01T05:30:48+00:00

But you don't have to soothe the vibrator's feelings.

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-10-31T23:36:38+00:00

At least the vibrator stays hard and goes at it's own pace LMAO

zorra666 · 2021-10-31T18:26:55+00:00

This made me spit out my wine. Publicly.😂😂😂

Bargin-basket · 2021-10-31T19:57:41+00:00

Hey do any of you expect to orgasm when you’re with a man though?

Okami-Sama19 · 2021-10-31T21:03:38+00:00

That was my mood last night, granted I had charged my vibrator up a bit. but like damn.

staywiththecrown · 2021-10-31T21:25:00+00:00

I can rely on my vibrator. You can't rely on a man lol

seadragon6 · 2021-10-31T22:49:34+00:00

OH my. After such a tragedy, my vibrator certainly charges up in a jiffy... unlike a man.

Xieko · 2021-10-31T18:58:18+00:00

Except when the vibrator dies sometime you can use it as a dildo and still get off, unlike with a trash dick.

bleda_princezna · 2021-10-31T17:19:52+00:00

That's way too accurate

yoyohomio · 2021-10-31T18:12:17+00:00

My dudes. MY DUDES!! Level Up and get one that plugs into the wall. I use a Hitachi, and we've been together for a few years now. Best relationship ever. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Kylie_Fan · 2021-11-01T02:01:32+00:00

I cackled. 😆

Thank you. I needed that.

apommom · 2021-10-31T17:32:59+00:00

This is why I opt for battery operated instead of rechargeable, never an issue if you always have batteries around!

Flaky_Definition2937 · 2021-10-31T18:47:03+00:00

Lmaooooo

WhysheLychee · 2021-10-31T18:10:38+00:00

Well sure, except the vibrator has a higher chance of getting you off once it's charged!

firewithin89 · 2021-10-31T22:48:47+00:00

Yesssss only difference is the vibrator usually feels better than the dick 🤷🏼‍♀️

_cnz_ · 2021-11-01T07:08:13+00:00

more like putting a tampon in incorrectly

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-10-31T19:57:43+00:00

Never read anything so true

esthermaniii · 2021-11-01T20:00:28+00:00

I’d rather have a vibrator die on me than be with a man who can’t even find the clit/uses my body as a tool to masturbate

pureFLsugar · 2021-10-31T17:31:19+00:00

LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂

radfem_babe · 2021-11-01T14:30:57+00:00

At least with the vibrator you can change the batteries or put it to charge.

Can't do that with Men.

MagickalChilde19 · 2021-10-31T18:09:45+00:00

No truer words have ever been spoken.

xfelugirlx · 2021-10-31T18:53:38+00:00

*is better

EmergencyThroat · 2021-10-31T18:57:44+00:00

It is just like that 😂

honeybadgerattitude · 2021-11-01T22:05:32+00:00

PSA: always have a back up vibrator girls!

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rinabean · 2021-11-01T09:26:35+00:00

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thatsmurfmikey0329 · 2022-08-05T20:44:09+00:00

If your hand could grow a mouth and complain at you then masturbating is like having sex with a woman.

Title	I mean… I can’t disagree.
Author	fabgab22
Upvotes	2959
Comments	64
Date	October 31, 2021 5:15 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/qju29z/i_mean_i_cant_disagree/
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