Nailed it.

teddyketola · 2020-06-07T16:59:08+00:00

Ahahaha I love it!! Wish this was a whole play and I could perform it at school.

NewGirl_WhoDis · 2020-06-07T19:59:43+00:00

"You're so shallow and vain" says the unattractive guy who only wants to fuck "perfect tens" and not someone on the same level of attraction as him because "they're ugly" and bitches about attractive women not wanting him LMAO

La_Fant0ma · 2020-06-07T19:18:52+00:00

This is a beautiful poem. I'm saving this one to my hard drive and am going to re-read it several times a month, it's perfect!

Gaki-fan-too · 2020-06-07T19:03:49+00:00

What subreddit was this posted on?

fabgab22 · 2020-06-07T23:13:34+00:00

Link to the original post:

Has anyone ever given a "nice guy" a chance after they've thrown a tantrum because you didn't let them treat you like a queen? And if you did, how did it work out?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gyal79/has_anyone_ever_given_a_nice_guy_a_chance_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Buckley92 · 2020-06-08T01:28:46+00:00

“And one day you will see that you missed... absolutely nothing.”

PinkElephant20 · 2020-06-07T21:02:24+00:00

Lame attempt but here it goes:

"Hey, how you doing?" he says

While looking at the size of breasts

He was touching himself when he pretended to like my smile

Ready to string me along all the while

I thought that I was going to be smart this time,

Not falling for his fuckboy line

He told me that he'd spoil me, buy me dinner,

Give me massages and show me a life much finer

He wants sex on the first date,

That's not how I roll, learned my lesson as of late

You pretend to be a nice guy,

But you're just a fox who's trying to be sly

What you deserve is a bitch

Who will put you in your place

Who will give you lots of lessons, you'll be rich!

open_heart_shrink · 2020-06-08T00:31:23+00:00

“Nice guys” can fuck off

dzgata · 2020-06-07T21:49:22+00:00

I vote that we send this to any nice guy lmao

Cel_Gabe · 2020-06-08T03:33:22+00:00

Cue the world's smallest violin 🎻

boohoo

PinkElephant20 · 2020-06-07T20:54:01+00:00

Someone please write a poem for this guy who claims he is a nice guy...a fuckboy in disguise

Pitiful-Implement · 2020-06-07T22:08:30+00:00

It is like Dr. Seuss if Dr. Seuss was an asshole.

Title	Nailed it.
Author	fabgab22
Upvotes	892
Comments	26
Date	June 7, 2020 4:32 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gyfhrm/nailed_it/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/nailed-it.674301 https://theredarchive.com/post/674301

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