Never again, mom, I promise!

level_up_always · 2020-03-29T16:42:43+00:00

if you have time to think about him you have too much free time.

t. my grandma

Yianna_F · 2020-03-29T14:34:23+00:00

aS a mAn im oFFenDed! u re nOt eVen wOrTh mY coFFeE dAtE wOmYn! u LaUgH aT mEn's pLighTs! 🥺🥺🥺 hAvE sOmE ResPeCt ffs 😡😡😡

pettles123 · 2020-03-30T05:22:19+00:00

“You can learn to love a man with money” is what my great grandma always said.

BlackEmeraldMoon · 2020-03-29T17:06:12+00:00

damn this hit way too close to home

WildTenderness · 2020-03-29T15:03:40+00:00

Haha, I love this!

BongSlurper · 2020-03-29T16:07:29+00:00

Ugh. NEVER AGAIN.

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-03-29T17:07:10+00:00

No but she does on behalf of my brother and I. My parents know we won’t settle or further ruin our lives with kids but they still want high value people for us and also know that they’re practically leprechauns.

As for me, I’m not even worried about finding someone because I realized I was low value so I’ve been working on my Queendom and it’s been great! I’m proud of me!

actlikeabitch · 2020-03-29T16:41:06+00:00

Honestly, any m*n for that matter!

gabriellita · 2020-03-29T18:56:06+00:00

She would literally be so ashamed.

kaylazomg · 2020-03-30T02:15:37+00:00

I feel attacked

2020-03-29T17:10:04+00:00

I pity them now.

LadyE123 · 2020-03-29T18:57:15+00:00

This is really going to trigger the MDS rip-off group's lurkers. All they do is cry about the posts here.

wegonfuckornah · 2020-03-29T18:53:40+00:00

STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR

saydeesalt · 2020-03-29T19:28:21+00:00

Hahahahhahhahaa I’m triggered! 😅

misacruzader · 2020-03-29T18:33:43+00:00

Source?

stalledminivan · 2020-03-29T14:49:20+00:00

Omg. I love this.

Title	Never again, mom, I promise!
Author	jupiterocean
Upvotes	2904
Comments	39
Date	March 29, 2020 2:29 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fr6p9u/never_again_mom_i_promise/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/never-again-mom-i-promise.679385 https://theredarchive.com/post/679385

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