New Rule: His kitchen appliances cannot be older than the women he dates

Thestral-glow6 · 2022-02-06T14:07:09+00:00

I’ve yet to date a guy who even owned proper kitchen appliances. Damn where’s that bar 🔥😭

purasangria · 2022-02-06T18:31:15+00:00

LOL. I have LeCreuset pots that are likely older than many FDS members.

katiekat0214 · 2022-02-06T14:07:41+00:00

I dunno, a really good stand mixer might pass the test, too. Some of those vintage ones are tanks!

highoncatnipbrownies · 2022-02-06T14:46:08+00:00

Don't be ridiculous. His mother keeps him in top of the line kitchen gear while she delivers his meals and cleans his apartment! /s

JulyParade · 2022-02-07T00:00:58+00:00

I've dated so many men with newly remodeled kitchens and none of them actually cooked. Home ownership is cool, but if you can only get a hard on by talking about your new granite countertops I'm out! Maybe I've just dated myself. What's the 2022 equivalent of granite countertops?

lessadessa · 2022-02-06T15:08:01+00:00

This assumes a man would attempt to cook something besides pizza puffs.

askmeabouttheforest · 2022-02-06T14:01:30+00:00

Loooooool

Lemme guess: like every super-obvious rule, you're going to have people saying it's "too much to ask of a poor widdle man". 🙄

saint-jezebel · 2022-02-06T14:44:12+00:00

Kitchen?!! I guess if they have one 😂

amstarcasanova · 2022-02-06T22:33:11+00:00

Not the 40 year old microwave that has 3 layers of exploded chili caked all over the walls 🤢

Title	New Rule: His kitchen appliances cannot be older than the women he dates
Author	Vaahla
Upvotes	291
Comments	23
Date	February 6, 2022 1:40 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/slwwpf/new_rule_his_kitchen_appliances_cannot_be_older/
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