Omg 🙃 LVM

thepastamancer · 2020-08-28T08:37:51+00:00

I cOnSiDeR mYsElF tO bE a gOoD gUy

CosineMeSenpi · 2020-08-28T08:12:49+00:00

The hypocrisy is truly breath-taking.

“Excuse me, slim younger woman, but I value honesty while I’m cheating on my current partner.”

mynameisrominka · 2020-08-28T08:20:26+00:00

What a treat. Don't even know where to start. 🤮

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-28T11:51:29+00:00

"Looking for someone who's sympathetic to my situation and who would like to start an ongoing 'friendship'"

AKA fuck me on demand and listen to my poor me stories while I provide absolutely nothing in return.

tigergeisha · 2020-08-28T11:43:04+00:00

Jeez, I've been seeing a lot of LVMness on the sub recently coming from men in AU. It's very disheartening. If there was a zombie apocalypse the zombies would not be able to survive on those empty brains lol

fancypantsdance92 · 2020-08-28T12:13:58+00:00

I always suspected this group was made to deal specifically with Aussie men.

catsuramen · 2020-08-28T12:15:20+00:00

He is also a PhD student, meaning that your dates will consist of canned beans and cheap beer. Great.

samarsharqi · 2020-08-28T09:27:07+00:00

So kind and caring to cheat on ur wife

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-28T13:02:20+00:00

FDS Translates men: "I firmly believe honesty is the best policy" - I am a lying sack of shit, who is too much of a coward to break up with my current girlfriend. The spark from my relation is gone and I refuse to take any responsibility for that WHATSOEVER!

I can't take care of my own business so I rely on her financially, while going to school. I watch too much porn every single day, so I prefer young teen looking girls, so I can feel like a man. Also I am horrible in bed, because I have no clue on how to satisfy a woman and I also have problems with ED. I want to sound smart, but I am actually fairly dumb and I have no emotional maturity what so ever. I am afraid to be alone, so I have to have someone new before I can leave my current situation. Also I will likely cheat on you in the near future, because I have no feeling of self-worth and I need constant female validation to feel good about myself. I have a teeny tiny portion self-awareness, but when I realize how much of a piece of shit I am, I go wank it to some teen porn and push those thoughts far far away and then I justify my actions to myself 10 times over.

Ladies, please jump on my dick!

supremelyparanoid · 2020-08-28T11:47:43+00:00

I bet you he has no hair either 🤡

Adawritesrules · 2020-08-28T12:40:38+00:00

I’m a pedo cheating on my wife, aka good guy. Just need to score one teenager friend. Are you slim?

pm_me_4 · 2020-08-28T12:15:35+00:00

Adelaide is the home of serial killers. Just saying

Inspection-Critical · 2020-08-28T13:44:20+00:00

"Sympathetic to my situation"

A Harvard psychologist wrote a book saying how sociopaths and other manipulators' primary weapon is the pity play. Just sayin'.

Also see that old song, Sympathy for the Devil.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-28T15:13:18+00:00

His only value is producing a HILARIOUS post for this thread.

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-28T16:03:36+00:00

He wants an emotional support animal.

2020-08-28T16:07:49+00:00

He definitely is a feral fuckboy. Whenever a man is vociferously claiming not to be something, that's exactly what he is.

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-08-28T16:51:31+00:00

This cheating "good guy" here is SO broke, he's looking for some poor young girl to be his new provider and bangmaid while he gets his degree.

He wants a new life boat because his current one is about to make him homeless.

scorpio11055 · 2020-08-28T15:49:29+00:00

What is running through dudes’ heads when they write things out like this expecting someone to respond, and who tf are the women responding to them, if any even are?? Like how can you lack this much self-awareness

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-28T17:18:08+00:00

I'm almost tempted to find him, match with him, get his info and then send the sceeenshots of his bio to his wife. I obviously would not.

I really hope the wife finds out though and that she dumps him. Also really hope no woman would willingly see someone who they know is married!

Title	Omg 🙃 LVM
Author	GlitteringTax3
Upvotes	114
Comments	34
Date	August 28, 2020 7:27 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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