SCROTES MAD, HISTORICAL EDITION: British Scrotes plotted a genocide on the Vikings because their wives kept being seduced by the good manners, frequent bathing, and grooming of Viking Men. It might have been easier for the British to just wash their ass as well, but nah.

TheOGJammies · 2020-05-03T08:27:02+00:00

10 centuries later and we’re still telling the scrotes they’d be more fuckable if they would wash their ass SMH

Mulkvistee · 2020-05-03T09:49:04+00:00

Hahahaha my favorite thing ever lately is the crusty shampoo/body wash/conditioner 3in1 guys claiming not having hangnails like shards of glass and an actual haircut is gay 🙄

Speaking of crusty, we know they know what lotion is when it comes time to beat their meat. Would it kill them to spread it out a little further? Maybe their dick skin being all moisturized and smooth compared to the rest of their body has them thinking it really is magical. It's just lotion dudes not sorcery.

http://imgur.com/a/6jXCRNF

Davina33 · 2020-05-03T08:44:33+00:00

On another note, I can't imagine how bad people smelled back then. Saturday bath or not.

ItsYesMaam2u · 2020-05-03T09:16:15+00:00

Just proves that it's easier to hate on those who make the effort than improve yourself. Le sigh.

This is why effort is currency.

TheOGJammies · 2020-05-03T11:53:18+00:00

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N2Gen · 2020-05-03T10:06:52+00:00

“Wash their ass”

You have me dying here 😂😂

Flowingnebula · 2020-05-03T11:38:21+00:00

TIL, Brits back in the day did not shower

honeybeeroll · 2020-05-03T17:10:41+00:00

😂😂😂 Horrible lmfao but I totally believe this. Vikings were found buried w/ multiple grooming tools (beard combs, stuff to clean under the nails), I don't believe the British at the time were ever found with such things lol

(on a side note anyone else an assassins creed fan and totally not impressed by this?? Sounds like odyssey 2.0 🙄 would much rather see a current gen remake of the first game)

rf-elaine · 2020-05-03T18:16:18+00:00

Ok but "undermine their chastity" is killing me. I'm going to use that to completely absolve myself of any impropriety from now on.

quaintlyspoken · 2020-05-03T19:49:32+00:00

Timeless Classics flair or something.

History tells all.

ErikaNaumann · 2020-05-05T01:38:54+00:00

1002 D.C., Britain.

"Omg, did you see Bjorn? Tall, blond, blue eyed, broad shouldered guy, with his clean combed hair, new clothes and smelling of roses?"

"Yes, but don't forget your husband John, that hasn't washed his ass in 7 years, has bad teeth, is shorter than you, and has a hump".

"I'm totally fucking Bjorn"

CherryVermilion · 2020-05-04T13:56:20+00:00

Can confirm that nearly 1000 years later, British men still struggle with the concept of hygiene and grooming.

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