So lazy, so boring....these Hinge profiles send me into a coma

blerty567 · 2020-08-02T23:44:16+00:00

The “overly competitive about everything” one is so common, it’s like a joke

MakeURegret · 2020-08-02T23:49:59+00:00

Clearly not overly competitive about his hing profile.

DallasOMalley · 2020-08-03T00:50:15+00:00

"I'm a regular at Chipotle" = "I have no idea how to cook even a basic meal."

eveninghope · 2020-08-03T02:30:07+00:00

Let me guess, does he enjoy hiking, traveling and trying new restaurants?

yngdmbfullofcrmbs · 2020-08-03T01:36:00+00:00

I also like sports and the outdoors

fairywakes · 2020-08-03T05:22:57+00:00

and THEY have the audacity to complain about “basic bitches”

DarthSpinster · 2020-08-03T03:21:47+00:00

I deleted Hinge after a week. Decided to date myself.

Adrianna2888 · 2020-08-03T03:26:45+00:00

I thought this was a really bad poem at first lol

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-08-03T03:35:41+00:00

The Hinge Haiku

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-03T07:24:05+00:00

Hinge is awful. At least on apps like Bumble and Tinder, you can spot the higher effort men because they actually have space to write out a proper bio.

I deleted Hinge after less than 2 days. I don't know where it gets this reputation of being 'better' than the other dating apps out there. At least the guys on Bumble could hold a half decent conversation and knew basic grammar.

hilariouslystated · 2020-08-03T03:34:52+00:00

I deleted Hinge after about 2 hours. Same with Tinder.

Cosmictears83 · 2020-08-03T03:44:35+00:00

I had no luck on Hinge. Like, I get hit up on every other app as women do, but on Hinge I was invisible. I keep meaning to delete it because i keep getting that "your most compatible has updated" because I'm assuming the other person is passing on me. But its the same damn scrotes I see on the other apps so I'm confused.

Maybe because people look more at the profile there and see I'm a childfree liberal agnostic where they tend to ignore that on every other app (I'm in the Bible belt where a normal date is Two stepping at the country bar)

RiteWriter · 2020-08-03T00:57:45+00:00

“I just want you to be my Nest Koozie”

Title	So lazy, so boring....these Hinge profiles send me into a coma
Author	blerty567
Upvotes	206
Comments	27
Date	August 2, 2020 11:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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