Fell for empty promises of serious intentions, (way too) intense feelings, expensive Christmas presents, extravagant New Years plans, flight tickets etc. etc. and felt like I both had and wanted to do something nice in return for this guy who seemed intent on making all my dreams come true.

So after only two months of dating, and maybe out of sentimentality cause “tis the season to be jolly, drink hot chocolate and wear matching socks with your significant other in front of the fireplace while the snow is falling outside and all that jazz”, I decided to go against my usual rationalism/cynicism, ignored the red flags and bought him an expensive and customized (thus non returnable) Christmas present.

Got ghosted a few days later 🎅🏼🤡

Anyone out there with the exact same initials and interests? Congratulations, you’re now part of my very narrow target group!