Why is it...

souredskittles · 2021-06-09T19:13:02+00:00

Or they want to be called kings. Kings aren’t broke 😂

Inthefullspectrum · 2021-06-09T18:28:39+00:00

I want to be a shield-maiden, though. But I am crap at math.

Barkingatthemoon · 2021-06-09T18:52:46+00:00

Do t pay attention to them , just get a taller tiaras 👸!!

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-06-09T21:15:31+00:00

It’s such performative “masculinity”, like putting on a costume instead of doing meaningful things that make a good and strong man. So many of these beardos wearing mjolnir pendants and flannel are the least manly men there are. Maybe just get your alcoholism, emotional health, and finances under control instead of hiding your weak chin under a pube-like beard, Bjorn?

driftinglochawe · 2021-06-09T18:58:00+00:00

But Bob, you can't swim and you get seasick. Also we are not going axe throwing on our next date night.

moon-drag0n · 2021-06-10T06:44:30+00:00

Because women are meant to be the dainty, little damsels in distress that always need rescuing. Like Zelda and Peach.

A Queen/Goddess/Empress has already got her shit down and needs no man

NurseBubbleGum · 2021-06-09T21:16:08+00:00

I called myself a goddess today. Bought a leaf crown and owned that shit.

spiderunderweb · 2021-06-09T23:15:40+00:00

Lololol so true, once a man gets the tiniest hint that he has a 1% of Viking blood he’s off to tattoo parlour getting the vahala on his arms and growing out his beard but ohhhh noooo how dare a woman be a queen

sewingmachinesavior · 2021-06-10T12:26:14+00:00

I have found men who proudly profess their Viking/Norse heritage are extremely extremely racist. I refuse to even converse w such men these days.

Luire-Cendrillon · 2021-06-09T18:16:06+00:00

pssst...it’s Misogyny

Party-Promise-8840 · 2021-06-09T21:11:32+00:00

Ugh, one of my exes was obsessed with Vikings and pirates. I totally forgot about that until now LOL. 🤦‍♀️

Ok_Passenger_5717 · 2021-06-10T07:20:35+00:00

You know why... Because Patriarchy

sassyheather · 2021-06-09T21:58:33+00:00

The only man who I refer to as “viking” is, logically, my Scandinavian boyfriend who’s tall, gorgeous, masculine and strong, incredibly smart, handy and efficient at problem-solving. Note for all dusties, vikings had incredibly good hygiene (for the time they lived in), they had razors, tweezers, ear cleaners.

lostmillenia · 2021-06-10T00:28:19+00:00

Ugh, buttpirates.

rawwwrrrgghh · 2021-06-10T10:06:17+00:00

Because a man takes, what he wants and a woman has to earn, what she wants.

Title	Why is it...
Author	elementalvirago
Upvotes	366
Comments	27
Date	June 9, 2021 6:11 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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