You literally can’t make this shit up.

Rebirthed_Queen · 2020-09-22T21:24:12+00:00

Glad he is upfront and honest about his lack of investment. To the bin you go

moonlightuniverse · 2020-09-22T23:12:30+00:00

"I'll take you to some field" 🤪

LadyGrimes · 2020-09-22T22:12:55+00:00

Fuck you and your coffee!

If any man ever asks you ladies out on a coffee date either show up dressed up looking like shit or block and delete. They make low effort YOU make low effort right back.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-09-22T21:29:09+00:00

Hi, I'm broke!

peaka25 · 2020-09-22T23:20:29+00:00

I bet these dudes think they can get laid after these walk dates. Literally no effort whatsoever and they expect you to give them your body. 🤦🏼‍♀️

MomNateChloe · 2020-09-22T23:55:32+00:00

OK, but I'm wearing my daggy long-walk clothes, bringing my daggy water bottle with zip-up compartment for my keys and phone, and wearing my dummy t h i c c SPF100 sports sunscreen instead of makeup.

My ratty "walking only" sneakers that don't have enough safe tread for a run? Yep, wearing them.

Not carrying my credit card to pay for my own coffee because I don't normally do that on a walk? Yep, doing that.

You want a walk, MFer? I am training for a 100km trail walk next year. YOU BETTER WALK, BITCH.

ello-motto · 2020-09-23T00:05:16+00:00

What the fuck is messaging before deciding on a date for then? You're gonna make me fucking tired walking around talking to your cheap ass for what? When I could have been relaxing at home with a facemask and my favourite podcast on in the background. Fuck off.

electroloop · 2020-09-22T22:50:44+00:00

Wonder how many people swipe right.

Icchy24 · 2020-09-22T21:23:36+00:00

🤢

seraphinelysion · 2020-09-23T01:38:25+00:00

Do you know who likes to go on walks in the park?

Dogs.

I am not a dog.

2020-09-23T01:45:49+00:00

The bar keeps getting lower and lower.

OneOnionBhaji · 2020-09-23T01:47:12+00:00

Most guys I've dated are slower than my natural walking pace. Even had one who'd "cutely" yank my arm back if I was walking to fast or too far ahead of him (took multiple requests for him to finally stop that shit).

I'm supposed to get gussied up to amble at a snail's pace with a stranger, side-by-side? Nah, mate. This would be awful any time of the year in Melbourne weather!

Title	You literally can’t make this shit up.
Author	snowwhite224
Upvotes	120
Comments	30
Date	September 22, 2020 9:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ixw95x/you_literally_cant_make_this_shit_up/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/you-literally-cant-make-this-shit-up.266044 https://theredarchive.com/post/266044

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