OMG YESS KWEEN SLAYYYY

Uglyprince2000- · 2018-08-30T15:48:12+00:00

Whatever. It won't make men suddenly start liking fat chicks and it won't make being a fat fuck any less unhealthy.

fox-martin · 2018-08-30T15:45:50+00:00

If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl, it would have changed my life.

You mean you would be even bigger?

SpaceCowboyBop · 2018-08-30T15:58:08+00:00

Check out the cuck propaganda. "*The other lover: why I vetted my wife's affair"

Ideal world for these idiots, a land whale that you are married to who cheats on you openly. Marriage is dead, relationships are dangerous to men and women's hamster land is a retarded mess.

rimper · 2018-08-30T15:16:50+00:00

You fat and privileged males better respect her 'curvy' and proud, female moxie!

Flatlandcavalry · 2018-08-30T15:42:31+00:00

I wouldn’t fuck that if you paid me. And even if I tried I’d have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot

DangZagnut · 2018-08-30T16:04:46+00:00

If you had seen this on a cover it would have changed your life?

Wait what?

You're already a tatted up manatee, are you saying you'd be even fucking fatter if you had seen more fatties on magazine covers?

Perrero · 2018-08-30T15:59:31+00:00

They are talking about cucks on the left

Brigantius · 2018-08-30T15:33:11+00:00

"Is illness a success?"

OmegaScorpio · 2018-08-30T15:38:32+00:00

Of course she has a tat of Mrs Piggy, idiot has accepted being a fat pig as part of who she is.

Be__Live44 · 2018-08-30T18:26:08+00:00

Here's the scary part: This is AFTER the airbrushing and photoshop.

shudders

DieAnotherDay1985 · 2018-08-30T15:14:49+00:00

Gross

aCNNAnonymousSource · 2018-08-30T15:38:38+00:00

Needs to be on the cover of a medical magazine

Dxville · 2018-08-30T16:39:13+00:00

The male model and the nerd Some fat, tattooed whale being portrayed as just as beautiful as anyone else

Sums up the modern feminist agenda

AltruisticLow · 2018-08-30T16:28:52+00:00

Morbidly obese women like her have extremely infected vaginas on account of the fact they can't wash properly.

Proper minging 🤮

mgtowben · 2018-08-30T16:29:26+00:00

She has crippling depression and her knee caps have already bailed. I actually feel sorry for her delusional fat ass - this "queen" won't see past her 40s. Meh.

ovrload · 2018-08-30T15:51:23+00:00

She takes up the whole cover

ThePlague · 2018-08-30T16:37:32+00:00

Jesus. They're just making it easier and easier to be MGTOW. Thanks!

BBBSmud93 · 2018-08-30T18:35:09+00:00

Anyone notice that tinder is like 90% fat chicks now?

cryptotim70726 · 2018-08-30T15:40:43+00:00

WTF is wrong with the people at Cosmo? So now obesity is sexy and success is an illness? It sounds to me like their staff is a bunch of unsuccessful fat-asses who hate on those of us who are fit and successful.

mcros85 · 2018-08-30T16:37:40+00:00

You never see any fat, balding men on the cover of cosmopolitan. Yet they have an over weight woman on the front cover who just about fits on the cover. Double standards!

boatdrnx · 2018-08-30T15:59:33+00:00

Twenty bucks says she wouldn't be caught dead with a man that same size nor would the "woke" celebrate it.

What's next, worshiping them as gods?!

As-You-Were · 2018-08-30T15:53:41+00:00

“In other news today (31/8), the renowned women’s magazine “Cosmopolitan” sales have hit record lows”

SpaceCowboyBop · 2018-08-30T15:37:31+00:00

So fat she should have been a two page spread.

DarqueKnight · 2018-08-30T16:47:05+00:00

Women are such trolls. lol

Alocaco · 2018-08-30T15:52:00+00:00

When I first glanced at the tweet, I thought the last four emojis were pizza slices, and said to myself "Well, that makes sense"

BadassGT-CS · 2018-08-30T16:41:15+00:00

Words fail me. The miss piggy tat is appropriate. Excuse me now, bros, I must go vomit!

Resident_Kiwi · 2018-08-30T17:48:39+00:00

"Cosmo girl?"

Yes, you stretch across the entire cosmos

realChebz · 2018-08-30T18:38:50+00:00

Proof we got from 80/20 to 95/5. But bluepillers still don't get it.

2018-08-30T15:25:59+00:00

The world is upside down, for sure.

2018-08-30T16:39:36+00:00

Saw that a little while ago and had to check out the comments. Some witty people out there. *They had to continue her photo on the back cover. And a future issue. * When they said cover did they mean the entire cover?, It’s a fold out, In this case "cover" means "pool cover"., Just the first four pages!, January, February and March issues.

Gordyne · 2018-08-30T17:11:56+00:00

I wonder what women would say if they saw a big fat shirtless guy on a magazine cover?

zer021nfinity · 2018-08-30T17:21:38+00:00

I say allow this to happen. Marry whales, don’t get kids, get a vasectomy, feed whales twinkies and hohos, invest in life insurance, bam the men’s version of divorce alimony.

t353tfb · 2018-08-30T18:57:03+00:00

I'm shocked. I didn't realise people still bought magazines.

Narcissus3669 · 2018-08-30T19:17:35+00:00

Disgusting. Have fun with your denial.

Howl_Skank · 2018-08-30T19:29:00+00:00

"issue hits stands on 8/31"

Hope them britain niggas got some reinforced titanium magazine racks

Jason4761 · 2018-08-30T15:42:53+00:00

Good god..

ChadLaFleur · 2018-08-30T16:05:16+00:00

LOVE the title!

ChildOfTheLostTribes · 2018-08-30T17:09:42+00:00

I don't understand why they didn't put her in a skimpy 2-piece.

october-ru · 2018-08-30T17:17:07+00:00

slaaaaaaaay

My left overs bitch

hypergamous · 2018-08-30T17:43:27+00:00

More propaganda programming. We've always been at war with Eastasia

squidracer · 2018-08-30T17:56:45+00:00

And just like Playboy, cosmo tanks

massy525 · 2018-08-30T18:32:28+00:00

I know its hard to see with all the fat in the way but.

Why I vetted my wife's affair

this shitrag is worse than ever.

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-08-30T18:43:19+00:00

More rolls than a French bakery, and more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

GamingYourMom · 2018-08-30T19:14:36+00:00

"The Other Lover: Why I Vetted My Wife's Affair"

Pushing an agenda of cuckoldry?

cobaltcolander · 2018-08-30T19:35:47+00:00

"The other lover: why I vetted my wife's affair" - Targeted at their audience: cucks and fat THOTs.

bartu_neg · 2018-08-30T20:05:36+00:00

Imagine she dies of a heart attack in 2 weeks

Diabloist337 · 2018-08-31T01:23:48+00:00

Be me.

Wake up.

Realize that I have a random morning wood.

Pick up phone.

Start browsing Reddit.

Go to rMGTOW.

See this post.

Boner is gone.

It won't come back now.

Membrudo · 2018-08-30T16:27:49+00:00

Even the cover is wider to fit the whale.

Punisher_1983 · 2018-08-30T18:17:59+00:00

There's a whole trio of wrongness on this one cover, first and most prominent, the land whale, could you ever see a man that size ever grace the front cover if a magazine? Secondly, the article to the left, by what I assume is her arse, but might just be belly fat. About the guy who vetted his wife's lover!?!?! What a cuck, why would any self respecting husband, or boyfriend allow that?!?!? Thirdly about the male model being the most eligible bachelor, oh and the geek, no doubt the geek is worth millions, and the male model is just after as much pussy as he can get. What a horrible magazine.

GoDuke2018 · 2018-08-30T18:17:59+00:00

Damn that is the best photo in one shot i would give anyone for quick explanation of todays society. Haha. Best red pills ever for men today i love it. That thing on the cover is ferocious lol!

ChekkM8 · 2018-08-30T18:28:27+00:00

How are we going to read a magazine if its pages are the size of whales

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-08-30T18:44:27+00:00

On the day she croaks, the dude that has to do an autopsy on her will probably get overtime.

GamingYourMom · 2018-08-30T19:15:31+00:00

"Is Success An Illness?"

Pushing an agenda of socialism?

guzman_hemi · 2018-08-30T19:43:05+00:00

Id say 450 lbs

Global_MGTOW · 2018-08-30T19:52:15+00:00

I'm surprised the cover didn't say "to be continued on the other side".

2018-08-30T19:56:05+00:00

I saw this in the supermarket tonight when I was out for my cycle and thought praise the Lord I'm going my own way. but on the other hand, I do hope this doesn't encourage young women to think that this kind of thing is ok because it's not, such a shame.

TheOnlyThing-Sufjan · 2018-08-30T20:05:45+00:00

Yeah, cause milions of years of evolution to be attracted to skinny women is gonna change because we have a fat girl on a magazine cover. I mean be happy with the size you are, but dont be an idiot arguing you are just as attractive or healthy as an in shape women.

thottttttttttttt · 2018-08-30T20:08:06+00:00

For the first time in history, they had to use a 2 page cover

SomethinLikDis · 2018-08-30T20:36:10+00:00

0 issues sold, several subscriptions canceled

Please_Dont_Trigger · 2018-08-30T20:37:55+00:00

Do you think, if she had seen a body like hers on Cosmo as a young girl, it would have caused her to put down the fucking fork once in awhile?

BottleCap-SnackTrap · 2018-08-30T20:43:08+00:00

This is mere disgusting behavior at its finest. Do women actually think that men would love such an abomination that we would put our life on the line for their outdated pussy?

Oh wait I almost forgot that women aren't capable of thinking for themselves .

BattleBoi0406 · 2018-08-31T01:31:04+00:00

Sheila Brovlaski

rmjmgtow · 2018-08-31T03:04:45+00:00

"Phew" Bitch is out of breath from typing lol

dravenrayne777 · 2018-08-31T05:20:48+00:00

Hi I'm wilford Brimley and this bitch gave me dia-beetas

Yashugan00 · 2018-08-31T09:30:12+00:00

"If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was younger, it would have changed my life"

You mean you would have gone on a diet before it got out of control?

You know why she's on the magazine cover right? Because women look at this and it makes them feel good, they can say to themselves, at least I'm not as fat as her. So they buy the magazine to prolong this good feeling. So they can feel better about themselves

Good feeling > envy

This is like in monsters Inc were they find out laughter is more powerful than scares. Cosmo being power co

ThePropaganda · 2018-08-30T17:19:14+00:00

Something tells me off the rack sales will plummet this month.

NolifeX · 2018-08-30T17:28:05+00:00

I see the same when open twitter... The social media and more that crap magazines give us a clear message....more than ever MGTOW life.

BlasphemousMGTOW · 2018-08-30T17:45:38+00:00

She is there because of her face, not body.

Hypogamy · 2018-08-30T17:50:19+00:00

This is a brilliant move on cosmos part. They are going to sell less of this issue than others. When fewer people buy this product they can report those sales figures and blame sexist phobic men and even back that up with user data.

Checkmate Cosmo. 👍

Oldschool085 · 2018-08-30T18:43:00+00:00

Disgusting pig.

redditloginfail · 2018-08-30T18:49:12+00:00

Should sell like hotcakes. Lots and lots of hotcakes. Soaked in syrup and butter.

Hot..... cakes......

rooster-one4 · 2018-08-30T18:54:48+00:00

The camera always adds 10 pounds to the amount of ink used.

throwaway_ftb · 2018-08-30T18:59:24+00:00

is success an illness? no, but illness sometimes gets u stuff in today's society..

Syc254 · 2018-08-30T19:05:22+00:00

Like being unhealthy should be celebrated. The organisations influencing such agendas to gain their corporations money better stop taking the piss now, because now they are doing this cause they can. If we wanna see whales we will board a boat and venture to the sea.

Iperovic · 2018-08-30T19:05:44+00:00

She's absolutely disgusting for anyone other than people with an extreme fetish...not to metion that she's probably photoshoped anyway

JPaulRaines · 2018-08-30T19:09:24+00:00

Beat me to it

Ipride362 · 2018-08-30T19:10:18+00:00

"Mr. Editor, marketing wants to know why our September issue has such low sales?"

newstart3385 · 2018-08-30T19:14:17+00:00

They are pushing it......I don’t mind thick/curvy but let’s be real here.

UnKnownSurviving · 2018-08-30T19:18:46+00:00

I want to fucking throw up.

talk_show_ghost · 2018-08-30T19:20:35+00:00

This society’s gone full on pathological.

dbdplayer · 2018-08-30T19:23:23+00:00

With cosmo she means she's as big as a planet?

Type0x · 2018-08-30T19:24:11+00:00

Fat acceptance is wrong and giving unhealthy women a free pass. Most unfortunate.

Robin2Fast2Furious · 2018-08-30T19:27:59+00:00

Now which one of you cucks are going to man up and wife this young lady?

waterfat · 2018-08-30T19:28:17+00:00

Even freshly showered and powdered, the smell from the rolls and disgusting callused thigh rub area is worse than smelling salts.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-08-30T19:43:07+00:00

This has to be satire, right? She literally has a tattoo of Ms. Piggy on her arm and right next to it these is a headline about a cuck vetting the bulls.

2018-08-30T19:48:54+00:00

If I saw a body like mine on this magazine when I was a young girl it would have change my life.

By that does she man she would have felt even less shame for being a fat eating machine?

bosshog234 · 2018-08-30T19:51:30+00:00

Her hand is there for a cheeseburger 🍔 to be placed for her vacuum mouth.

2018-08-30T19:57:31+00:00

Ther other lover, why i vetted my wifes affair... fucking hell cucks

JJ3314 · 2018-08-30T20:13:33+00:00

It's like the height of retardation that so many women seem to think that male visceral attraction towards women is primarily a social construct, whatever the hell that means.

Men are ridiculed all the time for being the more socially incompetent gender. I suppose there's some truth to that, but I don't think there's that huge of a difference, especially when I contemplate all the obese women who think they are God's gift to the world, and the broads with Skrillex haircuts, and studs in their nasal septums that look like boogers. Like, just no ...

Feldmarshal · 2018-08-30T20:20:10+00:00

I had no idea interspecies gene splicing had advanced this far tbh. This shit's impressive. Cosmopolitan is a frontier science journal for geneticists, right?

HIJKelemenoP · 2018-08-30T20:30:48+00:00

And that's AFTER being touched up to look her best. oof.

bai1923 · 2018-08-30T20:55:46+00:00

Still looks disturbing, sorry Cosmopolitan.

vivab0rg · 2018-08-30T21:00:45+00:00

The end is nigh.

btoway · 2018-08-30T21:18:01+00:00

To have true fat acceptance, we can’t oppress large women by having them wear form fitting and hiding tight dresses. Women, help us achieve complete fat acceptance by putting those glorious tummy rolls and the cellulite on full display.

/s

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B · 2018-08-30T21:41:03+00:00

She looks like she eats men. Like, literally.

davisyoung · 2018-08-30T21:41:26+00:00

Issue hits stand 8/31

UK Breaking News: newsstands nationwide destroyed, witnesses claim “they look like they were crushed by meteors.”

SlainFunicle · 2018-08-30T21:52:41+00:00

Just look at the fucking titles nothing but bs

watch_for_ice · 2018-08-30T22:21:47+00:00

The thing is that these initiatives when they are lasting and organized they have effect. Fat women are already a thing, no point in denying it whether we like it or not. Social norms and social hierarchies have a huge impact in sexual tastes and hierarchies. Of course we are not going to see any similar initiatives for example for short men. A large part of feminism is raising the value of the female sexual capital and lowering the value of men. This way "men keep drooling and women ruling".

ArmaniDiamonds · 2018-08-30T22:39:55+00:00

Still not going to shame me for not fucking fatties. Fuck outa here with that shit. There is alot of skinnier girls with less ego then a fat "queen"

realChebz · 2018-08-30T22:42:28+00:00

Lol this is delusion to the nth degree. Luckily you can't delude biology. No matter how much you tell yourself that being a landwhale is sexy, no man would date you. But then of course you become a bitter man hater.

AdHomimeme · 2018-08-30T23:07:13+00:00

They still print cosmo?

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-08-30T23:10:08+00:00

The sad part is, some horny chucklefuck somewhere is desperately trying to get into her spacious pants. Wherever there's a vagina, there's a simp making a total ass of himself in an attempt to get it.

legacyReasons · 2018-08-30T23:11:03+00:00

I thought you guys were crazy but looking at this, the cuckold article, the whale, you guys got it right.

Volthoom3 · 2018-08-30T23:19:33+00:00

She has a pretty face and big titties and large hips to bear children with

MegtowMonk · 2018-08-30T23:28:03+00:00

Lol, disgusting

247spyz4life · 2018-08-30T23:38:54+00:00

Hahaha the Miss Piggy tattoo

CardinalKaos · 2018-08-31T00:03:43+00:00

Gatdamn those arms are absolute units lol

Deadpanpancakes · 2018-08-31T00:04:20+00:00

The next 20 years is gonna be a rough ride

HBK05 · 2018-08-31T00:04:42+00:00

They had trouble fitting the words on it with her big ass on there rofl

Iamverydrunknow · 2018-08-31T00:06:23+00:00

she has a tattoo of miss piggy

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-08-31T00:11:07+00:00

Diabetes is sexy I guess.

ateliersin12 · 2018-08-31T00:27:00+00:00

Welp. They just ruined my birthday

Hymandestruction · 2018-08-31T00:52:06+00:00

I don’t even care about the fat fuck on the cover...”the other lover-why i vetted my wife’s affair” what in God’s cuckdom is this shit... so fucking toxic I can’t believe this planet some days ... if hitler were alive today I swear the modern Jew would be woman

ctfks · 2018-08-31T00:58:15+00:00

She might have swallowed the cosmo girl.

divorcedbp · 2018-08-31T01:00:16+00:00

“It would have changed my life”

Do you mean you’d be even fatter, or you would have had the massive heart attack/stroke hat you’re due for in the next decade 20 years earlier?

divorcedbp · 2018-08-31T01:01:29+00:00

Imagine if Men’s Health had a cover of John Goodman in a Speedo and were celebrating it as brave and an ideal.

The energy collected from female horror and laughter would light up the Eastern Seaboard,

treble-n-bass · 2018-08-31T01:04:33+00:00

Christ, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks a lot, OP... thanks Cosmo ...

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-08-31T01:39:29+00:00

If I saw a fatass on the cover of your magazine as a little girl it would have changed my life

You mean it would have ended your life. All the fat shaming and guilt from your doctor and the best you could do is get down to 400 pounds? Imagine if you were instead encouraged to be as big a blob as you could have been.

Yatagurusu · 2018-08-31T02:34:24+00:00

Those tattoos, though trashy look a brilliant quality, shame that her losing weight would mean that she would have disgustingly lookin tattoos and look terrible.

the_count1234 · 2018-08-31T03:20:31+00:00

Barf

rationalthought314 · 2018-08-31T03:21:28+00:00

If some men said "seeing a bald/fat/short/freckled guy on GQ changed my life" other men would say "what a shallow life you must lead and don't you have something better to do?"

divorcedbp · 2018-08-31T04:47:33+00:00

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE

Sandbagicus · 2018-08-31T05:02:55+00:00

since when did Cosmo start putting whales on their cover?

Jonlife · 2018-08-31T05:13:35+00:00

Cosmo is so desperate for attention... What's next.... a sex doll.

idontevenlift37 · 2018-08-31T06:16:45+00:00

The only thing she’s slaying is whatever land whales eat.

Borgmeister · 2018-08-31T08:06:27+00:00

Grotesque.

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-08-31T08:19:10+00:00

It wouldn't have changed shit.. you would still be fat, but you'd feel a little less bad about it, cause you know other women think being unhealthy and repulsive is fine

xkaosxtheoryx · 2018-08-31T10:09:18+00:00

If this issue hits the stands it's gonna break that shit.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2018-08-31T10:24:50+00:00

Phew

She's out of breath just typing?

AwakenMyHeart1 · 2018-08-31T10:41:39+00:00

This is probably good for society because I know for a fact if I saw this on a magazine cover as a young 13 year old girl I would have hit the gym a lot sooner! Fat. Is. Ugly.

Chat_Bastard · 2018-08-31T10:52:16+00:00

What, no blue hair or face piercings? Lame. /s

fritobandito214 · 2018-08-31T12:14:41+00:00

OMFG they musta had to increase this edition to the size of a fuckin kindergartners coloring book to get that fat fucking sea lion on the cover https://youtu.be/DU4xW79ASsg

toolate4redpill · 2018-08-31T12:25:17+00:00

Just because they make a bathing suit in your size does not obligate you to wear one.

SomeRandomUser111 · 2018-08-31T15:39:02+00:00

She will die in a few years due to her obesity.

TB409 · 2018-08-31T16:19:06+00:00

Reminds me of the scene in pirates of the caribbean where they try to force marriage on jack with an ugly woman and hes freaking out haha

Zeek86 · 2018-09-01T04:12:04+00:00

Wow that is not only ugly to the eye but super unhealthy image to show kids. I'm all for healthy and realistic figures for women but that is disgusting and morbidly obese there.

denizenoflaniakea · 2018-09-01T12:48:01+00:00

It will change many lives. They will be a lot shorter.

an0naly · 2018-08-31T04:06:17+00:00

Yes, yes. We get it. BUT...

“Why I Vetted My Wife’s Affair”

CryingHappyMonkey · 2018-08-30T17:48:54+00:00

Being honest with this anonymous account then I will admit that I'd totally fuck that woman, but never could I ever imagine being seen in public with her. I think it is sort of like how I might enjoy the occasional fast food burger from McDonalds, but I'd never invite my family and friends to go eat at a McDonalds or buy McDonalds for a party.

I've heard fat women complain that they have no problem getting laid, but can't find a serious relationship, so I think I'm not the only man who thinks this way.

Title	OMG YESS KWEEN SLAYYYY
Author	Dxville
Upvotes	289
Comments	188
Date	August 30, 2018 3:12 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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