Oof... this SIMP

CaptainMGTOW · 2019-05-29T19:06:45+00:00

what the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

ransay3277 · 2019-05-29T19:19:46+00:00

I wish I had something witty to say about this, but I am speechless. This guy deserves everything that comes to him.

DarthBroker · 2019-05-29T19:01:28+00:00

Simp level is over 9000

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-05-29T18:59:35+00:00

friend without benefits?

friend with obligations?

they deserve each other

NoHeadStark · 2019-05-29T19:30:05+00:00

Funniest thing I've read all day. Not only is he not the father, hes not even her boyfriend yet he is always there to help. Can he get any dumber?

Whirrlz · 2019-05-29T19:34:54+00:00

I am disappointed in my gender sometimes.

Leon_Q83 · 2019-05-29T20:00:49+00:00

Thots and gentlemen I present to you.....

The human doormat.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-05-29T19:38:23+00:00

.:jazz music stops:.

I did not realize there was this much soy on the fucking planet. Holy reindeer shit.

I mean how clear does it have to be that you are the low man on the totem pole SLOAN?! In essence, he gets none of the (very limited) benefits of this relationship (i.e. PUSSY), but is footed the bill for Chad's anthropomorphic load? And if some other girl becomes interested in him as a potential partner, this cunt will give him just enough hope of a relationship with her to keep him on the leash, and he'll lose out on an opportunity with someone who sees him as more than Mr. Mom.

Scaletta37 · 2019-05-29T20:44:23+00:00

She's gonna leave the kid at his place when mommy will need some dick.

anongogogo · 2019-05-29T19:44:45+00:00

Bet he is raise by a single mom. This cuck shit is why modern girls and women are so fucking entitle.

x6x6x61982 · 2019-05-29T20:49:59+00:00

After you have beat all the levels of simp tunnels, this is the final boss: The Simp King Nevergetslaidos

XbabyjeezusX · 2019-05-29T21:51:42+00:00

This is so fucked up. So fucked up in fact that we can't even curse right! You got one guy asking "what in the cinnamon toast fuck" and another guy going "holy reindeer shit". The amount of soy in this post has literally made some of us brothers briefly retarded.

MGTOW_Veteran · 2019-05-29T19:28:40+00:00

I died when I read this.

psychedelicsound · 2019-05-29T19:23:42+00:00

Unless he's drowning in pussy or 100% gay, this is the most depressing post I've seen you guys call out. What a waste of a life, if he's stupid enough, she should take advantage.

pwnzusauce · 2019-05-29T19:35:34+00:00

He's got that idiotic face/smirk from a certain Canadian prime minister

The-D0ct0r-Is-In · 2019-05-29T21:43:31+00:00

Making damn sure she slips in that he's not her partner. Couldn't pass up an opportunity to advertise. Imagine if any Chads saw this and thought she wasn't open for business.

ICBMasterbater · 2019-05-29T18:58:24+00:00

Wtf? He must be a pedo. A random stranger raising a child who isn’t his of a mother that he isn’t dating. Also she’s a cunt for allowing that let alone munching chad cock then using up some beta bucks...

ButteredPastry · 2019-05-29T19:48:39+00:00

Turbo-simping for internet likes

kyledontcare · 2019-05-29T20:38:06+00:00

How totally CRINGY this is. I'm sick to my stomach reading this.

Don-Blackman · 2019-05-29T19:51:02+00:00

WOOOOOOOWWW

grilledweeds · 2019-05-29T21:50:48+00:00

Bruhhhhh and we know for a fact he's thinking, "I'll be patient and play the long game. Once she sees how reliable I am and how much of a good father I am she will fall for me for sure." Literally the most CUCKED thing I ever saw.

alphastrike212 · 2019-05-29T20:16:07+00:00

Raised by a single mother obviously.

the_count1234 · 2019-05-29T23:50:33+00:00

This can't be real... please let it not be real. Tell me it's a photoshopped troll job....

SardinesFordinna · 2019-05-30T03:35:19+00:00

Kid at work told me he married a woman with 5 children. Lol. She doesn't work and lives off of his dime. Another guy said that's what a real man does, step up to the plate and take care of someone else’s kids. Lmfao, this world of young men is so fuckin cucked.

treesplease12 · 2019-05-29T21:12:04+00:00

I’ve never seen SIMPing on that level before, never. My brain could have never even fathomed such a possibility. Wowwwww

jhooperp · 2019-05-29T19:04:49+00:00

I don’t know if I should feel sorry for this guy or shake him and show him how ridiculous this is. I get if they were like friends and he is there to help with something but to call him the parent even though he has no connection to her family is beyond cringy. I don’t know is he’s just doing it to get with her but if it is someone needs to tell him that that will never happen as women use their looks and body to get things from men or get men do to things for them and in this case he’s just doing it so why should she give him anything in return if he’s just accepting it?!

This is just sad.

Alan_k327 · 2019-05-29T20:52:17+00:00

Cythil · 2019-05-29T20:54:25+00:00

If this guy applies to a job with a female employer he'd be wise to at least put this on his resume. 😂

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-05-29T23:39:03+00:00

He's not even a cuckold... He's worst! At least a cuckold gets sex!!!

nuggetsvolume1 · 2019-05-29T23:42:23+00:00

Thought this was the regular, cringeworthy "my boyfriend is the best dad ever" post. Only to find out he is not even getting any sex. Unreal. Not a bad looking kid, either. I don't get it. Also, of course the baby has some 1968 hippie name. Way to go, kiddo.

pablosito · 2019-05-30T03:41:13+00:00

I’ve noticed a big push to try and normalize cuckoldry, open relationship, blended families, and a whole bunch of relatively degenerate types of relationships. I don’t know what to call this but I really hope they don’t start to try and normalize this.

HarryDyckenhaand · 2019-05-29T20:03:23+00:00

Alpha-cuck.

Braves1990 · 2019-05-29T21:01:05+00:00

This shit is so insidious and fucked up. You can see the duper’s delight in her eyes in the left photo. Fucking evil cunt. These guys are such morons and probably get very little action in these cucked “relationships”.

platoonpluto · 2019-05-29T21:11:45+00:00

Please don’t let this be real

franzipoli · 2019-05-29T21:31:40+00:00

Absolute agony

PolesWithGoals · 2019-05-29T23:38:09+00:00

My cuckometer reading is off the charts

ATPResearch · 2019-05-30T01:00:53+00:00

That...was so much worse than I was expecting.

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-05-30T03:01:53+00:00

So..... he is basically a free babysitter while random Chads run a train on her every night. 😂

saharaharahara · 2019-05-29T20:02:20+00:00

What in the fucking fuck? I thought at first he was dating her and being a dad to the girl which would have been cute, but she is straight up getting ravaged by every other dude but him.

No sympathy for him amazed he is doing that to himself

redshieldheroz · 2019-05-29T20:36:37+00:00

What he get is praise ONLY in subjective sense. While he gives resources and his irreplacable time. To death do his part. Poor guy.

MisterEdGein7 · 2019-05-29T20:38:19+00:00

Must be on a really long dry spell to go down this path.

Karpuzerki · 2019-05-29T21:51:53+00:00

I feel sad for the guy. Extremely brainwashed. Probably thinks he is doing the right thing. He is doing what a man supposed to do. Pity...

BullTopia · 2019-05-29T22:24:02+00:00

That bitch will cheat in a hot minute; she even named her kid a 'HOE"

itwasntme19 · 2019-05-29T22:38:01+00:00

I'm sure he babysits on weekends when she's out getting railed by other men.

bigslim45 · 2019-05-29T23:12:31+00:00

This is some next level shit. Damn shame.

TylerWeatherfield · 2019-05-29T23:15:20+00:00

I hope he ends paying child support

2019-05-29T23:28:29+00:00

Men like this think they are helping but they are only enabling this behavior from women. Now women will feel emboldened to have kids with men who will flee or just be terrible partners in general because there will always be a man to "step up"

letsriseup · 2019-05-30T00:29:26+00:00

Ultra level fatality Friendzone.

EnigmaticRonin · 2019-05-30T00:36:04+00:00

My GOD...I actually felt a blow to my stomach reading this...like one of those dbz punches to the gut...I don't even...but why???

onlychatonline · 2019-05-30T01:46:35+00:00

Next level simp... I can understand if he is the step father and she is his wife and taking care of a step daughter but this is truly next level...

tylerplaas · 2019-05-30T01:56:11+00:00

Absolutely gut wrenching. That poor, poor bastard.

mkultra33 · 2019-05-30T01:57:58+00:00

"Go best friend go! You need to leave, Chad and Tyron are coming over to play adult games!!" 🤡🌍

theorymeltfool · 2019-05-30T02:48:57+00:00

Did i read that right?? Is this douchebag friend zoned that hard with some hippy chick while she goes out and fucks other guys?? 🤣

TheSud007 · 2019-05-30T04:24:23+00:00

Wait he's helping raise the child and not getting any action 😂😂😂 jeez

assraider21 · 2019-05-30T04:37:06+00:00

Fucking idiot being a scapegoat

And another fucking idiot thinking being a scapegoat is what a true man/father does

KeepYouRight · 2019-05-30T04:52:51+00:00

This is one for the history books, lads.

TacticalTamales · 2019-05-30T04:52:59+00:00

This has GOT to be some sort of satire

RevolutionaryPea7 · 2019-05-30T06:40:30+00:00

He thinks he's going to fuck her one day. But in reality he's looking after her kid so she has time to get pegged by Tyrone.

cambolaa · 2019-05-29T18:53:49+00:00

“Simp is strong in this one I see”

FarBeyondTheDonut · 2019-05-29T19:01:05+00:00

What's great about our era is that so much can be recorded and some of it will be passed down to following generations. If the world doesn't become full-on 1984 everywhere, there's hope for a more stable future for mankind.

smokeythecat420 · 2019-05-29T20:00:02+00:00

Cuckholdry levels are about to rise above earths atmosphere from this simp

Puig_Destroyer · 2019-05-29T21:24:48+00:00

Absolutely cucked.

JBVO28 · 2019-05-29T21:32:07+00:00

I'm fucking speechless 🤣🤣🤣🤣

kickmuck · 2019-05-29T21:58:32+00:00

Here is the story: the guy wants this woman so bad he is going the patient route of doing everything she wants in a man even though she does not find him attractive or any love for him. Eventually she will realize this is the man for her and slowly grow to accept that she will not find any other man that is willing to do what he will. They will start a relationship and the guy will get his end away then eventually realize that he does not want to be with this woman after all. They will split and move on. The daughter will grow up confused and damaged.

sausage4mash · 2019-05-29T22:06:59+00:00

Sloan looks after the kids whilst Chad looks after her, ffs.

theviperpanda9655 · 2019-05-29T22:15:45+00:00

Cuckx100. He probably pays for everything too

TigPlaze · 2019-05-29T22:47:02+00:00

Her one job is to get his genes into the next generation. This babble is her disgusting and evil excuse to both fail in that mission and use and abuse him for his resources.

2019-05-29T22:50:16+00:00

His cuckold level is over 9000.

Redhood616 · 2019-05-29T23:07:29+00:00

We’re entering simp levels that shouldn’t even be possible!!

sshevie · 2019-05-29T23:16:57+00:00

What the hell?

Malactha · 2019-05-29T23:38:05+00:00

Wow. This is the biggest puss ever.

GearaltofRivia · 2019-05-29T23:44:45+00:00

Poor guy. Maybe he doesn’t know any better?

toassie · 2019-05-29T23:57:38+00:00

this guy deserves endless hours sitting in the shower, with his clothes on, heartbroken and crying..

it will do him good

slap this snowy soyflake back to reality

going mgtow

Electronic_Record · 2019-05-30T00:07:02+00:00

"Oh hey Sloan can you watch Hosaana while I go get railed in the ass by Tyrone this weekend?"

AcquireCurrencyMOB · 2019-05-30T00:08:52+00:00

He must be drinking that unicorn jizz. Poor guy

ruifaf · 2019-05-30T00:58:43+00:00

Simping 3000

Gordon-G · 2019-05-30T01:04:34+00:00

Wtf is wrong with this simp?!

deadlykitten88 · 2019-05-30T01:40:50+00:00

Imagine raising a child and not being able to call it your own. I can’t. GYOW!

eightgaydiamonds · 2019-05-30T01:45:54+00:00

The opposite of friends with benefits is husband and father without sex

Chuck0423 · 2019-05-30T01:52:52+00:00

Jesus Christ the cringe is strong with this.

Xxtourlife · 2019-05-30T01:58:53+00:00

Clown World

ExtraSmoooth · 2019-05-30T02:04:37+00:00

What a loser😂 got friend zoned lmaooooo

hiroshimatruthbombs · 2019-05-30T02:55:53+00:00

Commited to chil support for acting as a father figure.

Idiot.

TheFox51 · 2019-05-30T04:29:22+00:00

wow....fucking speechless

2019-05-30T04:32:51+00:00

I can’t get over how weak and pathetic these White middle class millennial men are

JamesBourne008 · 2019-05-30T00:22:13+00:00

Yea... this is the dude that molests the girl later and the mother says "I never saw any signs I swear!"

Something's fucked here.

yash_blue · 2019-05-30T01:02:04+00:00

Either That girl will post on Reddit in few years about how she was raped by her mother's best friend or that guy's simp level is over 9000

RegiusGeralt · 2019-05-30T01:09:20+00:00

WTF!!!!

Channel_oreo · 2019-05-30T01:35:30+00:00

YOU BETTER BE TROLLING ME. THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!

meatforveggie · 2019-05-30T02:22:45+00:00

This one hurts my soul tbh

Bacon_Mcshig · 2019-05-30T02:35:32+00:00

I'm trying to determine if this is a good thing for the little girl in that she get's to experience a father figure who hopefully loves her or if it'll teach her that she too can take advantage of stupid men when she grows up.

lonelyWalkAlone · 2019-05-30T02:47:42+00:00

This is the ultimate friendzone level as far as I know

lonelyWalkAlone · 2019-05-30T02:56:52+00:00

I suppose none of the guys she's fucking wants to be responsible for her child, so she lets him babysit her while she's fucking around

2019-05-30T03:11:23+00:00

There are two types of men:

1) P.I.M.P. 2) S.I.M.P.

The above one is a S.I.M.P.

ThanatopsisRex · 2019-05-30T03:44:07+00:00

You have got to be kidding. This post... just... unbelievable.

2019-05-30T05:57:22+00:00

Ouch that was painful to read what an ungrateful whore.

2019-05-30T06:42:00+00:00

Watch, she will take him to court for child support when it goes south because he “acted as a father figure”. If it’s in California, they’ll make him pay.

Freefrombitches123 · 2019-05-30T06:56:47+00:00

Simp game is strong

ripp102 · 2019-05-30T08:39:41+00:00

The level of SIMP is off the charts. I mean not only he's friendzoned he's also dadzoned. I mean WOW

ShogunRonin1 · 2019-05-30T09:56:29+00:00

Guy is a victim to the 'marry a single mother' propaganda. What he will find out is as soon as the father wants to come back into the picture (and he will) he will be dumped. His resources and money are just being used right now.

iManZul · 2019-05-30T10:00:24+00:00

I think women make a competition out of how many simps are there in their friend zone doing this kind of humiliating slavery

illmatic_stillmatic · 2019-05-30T11:05:38+00:00

Homie can’t get out of the friend zone

xxdpgx · 2019-05-30T11:14:21+00:00

Friend zoned hard

CursingWhileNursing · 2019-05-30T11:21:39+00:00

What an idiot. And the worst thing, she will damage not only him, but also her child.

Sooner or later she will find that interesting bad guy and send simpman away. This will break his heart, maybe not even because of his realisation that he was an idiot who never got layed by her; but only used as a tool, but because he might actually see the kid as his and is highly emotional attached.

It will also damage the child, not only because it robs her of her father figure, but because she will have to learn that her loving mommy can and will send someone she sees as a father away on a whim. She will learn that mommy not really cares about her wellbeing when it comes to certain things, but is more interested in her own; while probably rationalising it by saing "It was not a REAL father anyway and now we can be a REAL family with Chad. Or, if that does not work out, with Tyrone."

skyller2s · 2019-05-30T16:47:03+00:00

Why are some men ok with being that deep in the friendzone? Its baffling.

prostate-apostate · 2019-05-30T16:57:14+00:00

When you are too beta to even be the stepdad

splinteredRecon · 2019-05-29T23:57:11+00:00

This dude cries himself to sleep at night because that woman won't hook up with him, then just puts on a smile every day.

I will say, it's good the little girl has a dad figure in her life, considering all the statistics of kids who grow up without one...

But damn.

Just what does he think is going to happen when she gets a thing going with some alpha? What if HE understandably wants to be "dad" because he'll be the protector/provider?

RepostGhostCst2Cst · 2019-05-30T01:05:24+00:00

We all gotta learn somewhere

presshard3copies · 2019-05-30T01:10:54+00:00

My god.

xlptu · 2019-05-30T01:25:18+00:00

Besides the possible legal trouble he can get, it there something morally wrong here? Guy is clearly gay.

nuggetsvolume1 · 2019-05-30T01:26:49+00:00

In this kid's defense, it could be a young gay dude who is her best friend and is just stepping up/wants to be in the kid's life. In which case, I get that.

Clydecross3783 · 2019-05-30T01:29:03+00:00

Is it just me or does it read like a song about pokemon?

Odinson76914 · 2019-05-30T02:13:40+00:00

Jorah levels

Ill4Pill · 2019-05-30T03:45:58+00:00

https://i.vgy.me/rS9mgy.jpg

Boris_Yonkavich · 2019-05-30T03:55:37+00:00

I was gonna say at least she's really attractive, but then.... I just.... fuck, man!

ironiksteel · 2019-05-30T05:11:24+00:00

Yakzi · 2019-05-30T07:00:49+00:00

And now we wait for the day she falsely accuses him of child molestation and being a pedo because she met a richer beta but has to make him the bad guy in order to rip the bond between him and her child.

sourkid25 · 2019-05-30T07:33:03+00:00

Does anyone have a link to the original post?

nitsua_rela_ · 2019-05-30T08:35:06+00:00

yolodd · 2019-05-30T17:11:47+00:00

We're hitting cuckery levels that shouldn't even be possible!

Iwantdeathpacito · 2019-05-30T17:31:36+00:00

this is the ultimate phase of the friend zone

Nathan_P_Charles · 2019-05-30T18:11:45+00:00

And shes dressed like a whore in the pics. Im shawcked

CastandRefused · 2019-05-30T18:18:58+00:00

New simp levels have been reached.

txmedic7494 · 2019-05-30T19:15:34+00:00

R.i.p.

thomal46 · 2019-05-30T02:54:52+00:00

Very honorable

Devil_Nights · 2019-05-29T22:46:58+00:00

Her boyfriend let Sloan buy a Nintendo Switch so who's the simp now, huh?

Panda_with_issues · 2019-05-29T19:57:09+00:00

u/nwordcountbot u/brodymull

SirScotalot88 · 2019-05-29T23:31:16+00:00

Manlets options are limited

ElMatador_33 · 2019-05-29T19:25:49+00:00

Pedo

Title	Oof... this SIMP
Author	brodymull
Upvotes	624
Comments	197
Date	May 29, 2019 6:51 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/buikrb/oof_this_simp/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/oof-this-simp.457251 https://theredarchive.com/post/457251

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