Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!

2045_revolution · 2016-10-03T21:52:46+00:00

"I got fucked at a drunken party with a guy I barely knew, neither of us used birth control and the guy has no interest in raising his kid. So you and my parents can raise him, I want to go back to partying"

gatstrap · 2016-10-03T23:44:42+00:00

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thuglife9001 · 2016-10-03T21:51:34+00:00

Tired of dating children? Maybe your daddy should have taught you how to screen guys better.

Oh wait, you probably had a single mom that got pregnant by the first Chad that got her knickers wet, and you're repeating the cycle.

gravelheart · 2016-10-03T22:42:42+00:00

CALLING ALL CUCKS!

iamlikethewindbaby · 2016-10-03T21:58:58+00:00

Just what I'm looking for.

Mojo_666 · 2016-10-03T22:21:55+00:00

She isn't ready to settle down, she needs an income and will be out fucking chad as soon as she finds a willing idiot.

JStheHammer · 2016-10-03T21:52:41+00:00

Damaged goods

Redhavok · 2016-10-03T22:04:46+00:00

Ha. Hahahaha yeah fucking right. Death trap.

Why don't I believe "pretty laid back"? Someone like that has always got some sort of drama brewing.

Jakedragon422 · 2016-10-04T00:09:05+00:00

Sweetie, the only difference between you and a sex doll is the fact that sex dolls cannot get pregnant.

Casshern1973 · 2016-10-04T00:40:58+00:00

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2016-10-03T23:17:26+00:00

Someone should tell her 'goofy as hell' is not a trait most men would find interesting. Goofy as hell translates as 'I don't have my shit together at all and pretty much cannot function by myself and I need someone to take care of all that shit'.
The sense of entitlement is staggering with this one.

blue_magoo_62 · 2016-10-03T22:13:02+00:00

this came from /r/choosingbeggars. jesus, that place is woeful

Arzu1982 · 2016-10-03T21:53:03+00:00

Here's the sermon from Father Tom, on why men should not date single mothers.

NefariousRaccoon · 2016-10-03T22:42:40+00:00

At least she is honest. Now anyone who accepts her offer will have no reason to complain and will deserve everything he gets. No sympathy for the incomprehensible retard that takes her up on this miserable offer.

"... I'm only looking for the best we deserve"

Lmao!

iMakeItSeemWeird · 2016-10-03T22:56:44+00:00

If she didn't have the line about not being a sex doll, she'd be worth a whirl. I'd let her reach her hand into my wallet if she was willing to perform the services I currently pay prostitutes for. I wouldn't even mind if she partied and had sex with other guys.

I'm sure my gf would like her, too.

BooDoug · 2016-10-03T21:54:57+00:00

Oh..girl...you'll never catch me now...i'm going my own way...

coryandtrevorforever · 2016-10-03T23:18:02+00:00

Her beta orbiters all had raging boners when they saw this. But, they're just gonna keep on orbiting, unless one of them has a nice income.

raecarruth · 2016-10-04T06:57:57+00:00

"Not a sex doll" but uses a suggestive picture to lure the next trick.

OutWithTheNew · 2016-10-03T22:19:14+00:00

Lol 'laid back'

PipBoyTInkerer · 2016-10-04T01:07:14+00:00

This is nothing compared to the bitches that hide their kids from guys until it gets serious.

Spungo1 · 2016-10-04T02:02:08+00:00

Send her a message asking if she's willing to get an abortion.

That's probably the most offensive thing anyone could ask for :D

Zombocom1911 · 2016-10-04T03:01:12+00:00

Why do they all make that duck face pout

aprettycoolviking · 2016-10-04T04:00:19+00:00

Tinder is a place for the scum of this earth to find each other. I can't respect a man or woman that needs to use that fucking app to get laid...

johndoez35 · 2016-10-04T06:23:32+00:00

Seeing pregnant women on dating sites has to be one of the most depressing things in the world.

Cristoff13 · 2016-10-04T07:38:56+00:00

Alpha Fux, Beta Bux strategy confirmed. This girl almost certainly hasn't read up on Redpill theory, yet she knows instinctively that she will have no sexual desire for any man willing to wife her up and provide for her and her spawn. Unlike most women though she's dumb enough and arrogant enough to state it explicitly.

Banned_For_Opinion · 2016-10-04T11:39:36+00:00

She literally just said take care of me and my kid and I won't fuck you and some faggot beta cuck is still going to take care of this bitch. I almost hate men more than women sometimes for allowing this behavior...

TomRoberts2016 · 2016-10-04T04:52:07+00:00

Sad that 90% of subs on reddit would probably support this chick.

throwspuaexception · 2016-10-04T02:33:05+00:00

That moment when you say your tired of dating children but you are a child yourself. The hypocrisy.

BukM1 · 2016-10-04T11:10:42+00:00

form an orderly queue guys, who doesn't want to waste all their money on some irresponsible skank with a delusional sense of self entitlement.

young single mothers reek of irresponsibility and poor judgement and impulse control, the same shit that makes them a nightmare to deal with and thats ignoring all the inconvenience of someone elses kid.

fuck that shit.

Sol_Install · 2016-10-04T15:59:42+00:00

So this is the gameplan: Women do whatever and fuck up their lives. Because they don't want to do work, they look for options. Working, getting a second job, improving their education requires effort on their part. They refuse to do that. So they look for what they consider an easy out. That out? A man.

So they claim they're a victim. Swear the issue isn't them but it's the fault of men. They need to solve their problem but they can't. That's work. That's taking responsibility. So they instead beat their chest like they're hot shit. Act like she's all mature. Needs to get married.

Why? Because her life is fucked up. She wants nice things but doesn't want to work for them. That's what men are for. Entitled, a burden, and dead weight. Like many of her kind. An AWALT example. She has no way out. Her entire gameplan is a man. So that once they're married, she's locked into his bank account so if he leaves or she leaves, she gets his benefits anyway.

What we have here is a parasite. She needs a host body to survive. Without a host, the parasite will die. Her entire future, her very life is dependent on men in some form. She brings nothing to the table but burdens. Any man that crosses her path she will leech off of till he dies.

Rheagar_Thorwald · 2016-10-04T01:07:19+00:00

What a catch /s

FoxIslander · 2016-10-04T01:25:26+00:00

...scary thing is there is some sap somewhere that thinks this train wreck looks pretty good.

Club_dean69 · 2016-10-04T01:48:04+00:00

Is this for real? Is this fucking real life?

weller87 · 2016-10-04T10:28:21+00:00

Alpha fucks pregnant and ready to cuck some beta bux. I especially like the part when she claims to not be a "Sex doll." Yeah, not for any beta bux that's for damn sure. If Chad Thundercock comes around then it'll be a different story.

redditrat99 · 2016-10-04T13:37:23+00:00

Story time:

This I slept with this girl from my group of friends. We both agreed that it was just for fun. However, she forgot to tell me that while we were sleeping together (over the course of about 2 months) she wasn't "technically" single. Her boyfriend approached me one day as I was leaving their apartment. He was coming home from work (he worked nights). He was actually really cool and didn't kick my ass. He said that she did this kinda shit before and asked that i stop sleeping with her. I said I would and I did.

She left him (for reals this time) a few weeks after that.

While we were sleeping together, she told me to cum inside her several times (she swore she was on the pill and disease free, so we didn't use a condom and as she was a friend i trusted her). Well i never came inside of her, i had a weird feeling about it.

After she left her boyfriend, she jumped into a relationship with a co-worker and, within 4 months, was announcing that they were getting married. They had their first child 10 months after our last run in (when she said she was pregnant before the wedding, i was terrified until i did the math). She had 2 kids with that guy and then they got a divorce shortly there after.

During the divorce, she had asked me to hang out several times, but i was seeing someone else by that point so i didn't want to "hang out" with her because A - i knew what hanging out really meant and B - she had kids, no thanks. Less than a year after the divorce, she got together with this other guy that she had cheated on her boyfriend with (the same one she cheated on with me) and they were married 6 months after they got together. She has a child from him now too (maybe more, i last spoke to her 5 years ago).

at the time i didn't realize what was going on, now when i look back i think "God, did i dodge a bullet"

Helikzhan · 2016-10-03T23:42:26+00:00

This is usually when they're ready to get 'serious' (read: attempt to shed their new responsibilities on a schmuck). After they've gone and made a mess of their lives.

Knotyeti · 2016-10-04T02:25:47+00:00

If the criteria is 'best we deserve' then I think I'm over-qualified.

ArthurVonL · 2016-10-04T06:45:19+00:00

I am searching for a betabux, willing to be my slave and get nothing from me but nagging, money grabbing, cuckolding, leaving you my baby while I bang Chad. If you are a man with balls move along.

My-Name-Is-No-One · 2016-10-04T18:49:43+00:00

Equal parts slut, hypocrite, oxymoron, and nightmare.

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RowdyBusch · 2016-10-03T23:09:44+00:00

Hahahahaha.. oh my.

chronoic · 2016-10-04T05:29:40+00:00

Basiclly her ad is "looking for someone to raise 2 dumb baby, me and my baby"

Griever114 · 2016-10-04T12:14:02+00:00

21 and she is "too old for that"... i have a SUIT OLDER THAN YOU, YOU DAMN SLUT.

God damn the un-accountability and inflated self-worth is fucking ASTOUNDING.

randarrow · 2016-10-04T13:59:19+00:00

Doesn't list anything to offer. Other than lazy, uptight, preggo, what does she have to offer for a partner?

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2016-10-04T19:10:35+00:00

Pregnant, single and stupid and she still demands the "best" that she deserves.

DigitalDegenerate · 2016-10-03T23:33:17+00:00

Yep, time to settle down and filming lactation pornos instead!

feedmecarrots · 2016-10-03T23:42:08+00:00

I have read a lot of profiles but, that takes the cake. Yikes!

IllusionDestroyer666 · 2016-10-04T02:06:16+00:00

lol eww, seriously

MrMischiefVIP · 2016-10-04T02:35:17+00:00

Well..... at least you know she puts out

DarthExero · 2016-10-04T02:38:54+00:00

Desparate times call for desperate measures.

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OptimalAngus · 2016-10-04T03:39:28+00:00

The stuff of nightmares.

Acoustikane · 2016-10-04T03:46:57+00:00

looks like Mandy Muse

Thinkpadoutlaw · 2016-10-04T03:57:52+00:00

Preggo is a popular porn niche.

CaughtInTheNet · 2016-10-04T14:47:54+00:00

Would be interesting if she saw this and answered for herself.

Kafir_Al-Amriki · 2016-10-04T17:08:13+00:00

Jesus! These comments! She ain't shit! We get it!

Now, never let a good disaster go to waste. She's pregnant, which means she can't get pregnant with "your kid." Y'all know that's pretty much at least a couple months of free pussy right?

In the words of the Lich King, "Go forth and defile these lands."

oldredder · 2016-10-05T22:46:11+00:00

NO GAMES??!!

Getting pregnant than seeking a new stand-in daddy is the most gamiest of games.

Fucking HOOR.

FalloutFan2 · 2016-10-07T01:01:11+00:00

"I'm not a sex doll"

you're right, sex dolls don't ruin a man's life

foomberry · 2016-10-04T09:41:36+00:00

"Boyfriend and Daddy", Provider, nothing necessarily wrong with that.

"No games I wanna settle down and I'm only looking for the best we deserve", Provider, now we're crossing murky waters of being merely a asset instead of significant other.

"Tired of pettiness, foolishness, and dating children", Man up, be the societal norm that is expected of men.

"I'm too old for that", Mature, Yeah, well...

"I'm not a sex doll so if that's all you're looking for move along", Not looking for sex, nothing necessarily wrong with this, but her current status in life contradicts this.

Summary, no.

Title	Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!
Author	blue_magoo_62
Upvotes	355
Comments	197
Date	October 3, 2016 9:49 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/55q5xk/pregnant_and_ready_to_settle_down_oh_boy/
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