REVERSE UNICORN SERIES 1

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-02-18T00:26:52+00:00

MAN THE HARPOONS!

VerityPhantom · 2018-02-18T00:07:41+00:00

Mental illness.

We used to put these 'people' forcefully into institutions away from the world. Today we openly celebrate it and attack anyone who dares to question the lunacy of it.

VerityPhantom · 2018-02-17T23:42:55+00:00

This series focuses on lurkers and newcomers to MGTOW, for those of you young men out there with second thoughts about us. Just remember that THESE are the people who say we are "neckbeards and losers"

If any of you seasoned MGTOW vets out there could top this picture/profile I would be most impressed. Just warn me before dinner so I can get my chunk bucket ready.

NAWALT my ass.

Even a cunt like this has delusions of grandeur and a scary thought that crosses my mind is she has to tell men not to message her? To think even THIS blubber butt has beta orbiters to cater to her ego.

Every time I see a lovely, refined, feminine woman and I think she is a unicorn I just go to my picture folder and remind myself that uggos' like this still get attention and to not fall for a chameleon. Unicorns don't exist so let us remind our selves by posting pics of REVERSE unicorns. This woman absolutely repels me, if you have some thing worse please share! I always enjoy a good laugh at how insane some of these people can be.

GrandYam_HomeRun · 2018-02-18T00:11:32+00:00

Even if this is fake, what a magnificent job. It's hitting all the right notes:

Aposemitism: a dangerous, noxious organism advertising its nature to potential predators using bright contrasting colors
Used her underwear to picture frame her front butt
Ruled a galaxy. How fucked was this galaxy?
Possesses 3/4 of mental disorders listed in DSM-5
She is white but white people not allowed to follow
You fuckers better not misuse her pronouns! Updated on the weekly

Hypogamy · 2018-02-17T23:48:44+00:00

What a train wreck... I would t even want to walk within 50 feet of her.

JStheHammer · 2018-02-18T00:02:17+00:00

This can't be real....but it probably is.

Rimefang · 2018-02-18T02:11:32+00:00

That is just revolting.

I couldn't get past the first paragraph, let alone the picture. WTF is a bunself? Does she self identify as a hamburger or something?

"But all women are equal"

Yeah, about as equal as a guy who can give birth to a baby and the girl who can pee in a line standing up.

realChebz · 2018-02-18T01:18:41+00:00

ok lads, who's willing to take one for the team?

PeonSupreme · 2018-02-18T00:58:10+00:00

She will make at least one therapist very wealthy, provided she has insurance.

nosqueezenojuice · 2018-02-17T23:55:14+00:00

This has to be a joke. At least I hope so.

EvanTheFactMerchant · 2018-02-18T03:10:49+00:00

What's up with the extra strap to hold the fupa?

rainspider1999 · 2018-02-18T02:24:29+00:00

Puke in my mouth...

YanmanOllady · 2018-02-18T02:38:09+00:00

Holy fuck! Lovecraft wasn't kidding afterall!!!

VerityPhantom · 2018-02-18T03:18:41+00:00

WTF? Somebody HAD to make this profile up as a joke. Seriously. This has to be a joke. I don't believe it's real.

ravenswin · 2018-02-18T01:27:33+00:00

Without welfare, this thing would have rightfully died of starvation.

Wallstreet3 · 2018-02-18T01:52:39+00:00

Well, we know why some people starve to death in Africa.

AnAverageWanker · 2018-02-18T01:42:50+00:00

imo if this girl really exist, she could be well paid to be a femal orc in the next film occuring in the tolkien universe

JamesBeanbore · 2018-02-18T01:56:45+00:00

WOOOOO! Too much gold in there. Oh boy. I can’t even. Hahahahahahahaha. Seems like a nice bun.

redditsuksballs · 2018-02-18T01:59:11+00:00

Never go near a woman with green hair.

KubaJ100 · 2018-02-18T02:41:08+00:00

I wonder how fast one needs to run around her to reach the escape velocity after accidentally getting too close?

klim_milk · 2018-02-18T03:16:01+00:00

Is there a postmodern outlet that sells the clothes they dress in?

Fyodor007 · 2018-02-18T03:45:10+00:00

Can anyone translate this to normal? I don't understand.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-02-18T05:13:37+00:00

I've never seen so much cancer packed into one bio.

VerityPhantom · 2018-02-18T06:02:08+00:00

I come to /r/mgtow to avoid shit like this...

AlphaSwordx · 2018-02-18T08:53:08+00:00

I have ADHD, PTSD, HD, GG, LMAO and ACDC

PotatowitheyesxD · 2018-02-18T10:16:56+00:00

That's just complete asscancer

gstyle547 · 2018-02-18T11:52:44+00:00

The refugees would turn down marrying her for a visa

PeppyHydra · 2018-02-18T13:13:28+00:00

This honestly reads like satire. I certainly couldn't make up anything more ridiculous than that.

lulz3r · 2018-02-18T15:19:57+00:00

Ugh, kill it with fire and salt the earth.

Urishima · 2018-02-18T01:46:26+00:00

That's enough meat to make 20 Unicorns.

saaralgris · 2018-02-18T02:51:32+00:00

Extreme vice signaling

GR8ESTM8 · 2018-02-18T02:52:44+00:00

Ahhhhh, kill it, before it lays eggs!!

hardtostarboard2016 · 2018-02-18T03:15:57+00:00

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/215/512/1323562269945.gif

icedupsmackhead · 2018-02-18T03:30:00+00:00

there's a lot to unpack here.

Idiot_Savant_Tinker · 2018-02-18T03:48:10+00:00

I couldn't even finish the description. My eyes literally just slid away, I think my mind is trying to protect itself.

DeathToTheZog · 2018-02-18T03:58:28+00:00

That pancake batter hanging over her fupa making my dick so hard.

Danger_Dave_ · 2018-02-18T03:59:25+00:00

What the actual Fuck is that?!

xnihilum · 2018-02-18T04:17:29+00:00

P.s.: I huff on air duster occasionally.

Beebs81 · 2018-02-18T04:21:23+00:00

Fake. Yeah, she knows what a pronoun is.

SMANee97 · 2018-02-18T04:41:48+00:00

The only way for it is to brown bag it

DeeMooreDeeMarriet · 2018-02-18T04:46:26+00:00

WOW. With all of those self diagnosed problems and pronouns it looks like she won the gold medal in the Oppression Olympics.

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-02-18T05:12:16+00:00

Portland, Oregon ladies and gentlemen

BIG_HUB · 2018-02-18T05:37:01+00:00

Nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

mgtowalt · 2018-02-18T07:10:30+00:00

Holy fuck.

BooDoug · 2018-02-18T07:17:33+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/XZJSgPg.gif

micktao · 2018-02-18T07:46:25+00:00

Who wouldn't avoid this barista haha I think I'll go to another coffee shop thanks buddy

sidel3 · 2018-02-18T08:08:45+00:00

Anything goes wrong with the system, she dies first.

otakuiq · 2018-02-18T08:08:51+00:00

Unicorn? Nope, try narwhal.

LifeBeforeInternet · 2018-02-18T08:47:52+00:00

down with cis

Well, thank god for that! I was scared I was about to miss out.

fredanderssen · 2018-02-18T08:48:20+00:00

She doesn't even know what a pronoun is as she refers to herself as "I" and "my" throughout her post.

flesh_flute · 2018-02-18T09:15:59+00:00

I blame male thirst for the existence of creatures like this. No woman would ever let herself go like this if all men actually had standards.

Mainem60 · 2018-02-18T09:17:04+00:00

She had to tear her panties so that the fat-rolls would fit.

LouElmo · 2018-02-18T09:19:37+00:00

Why oh why was I allowed to see this. I will never be the same. I need off this planet.

HOLLOW90050 · 2018-02-18T09:35:42+00:00

If you were to test gender-tards they’d all have some sort of mental illness.

mgtowindia · 2018-02-18T09:38:15+00:00

REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrBluePill · 2018-02-18T09:45:02+00:00

Needs more cowbell

kayfab · 2018-02-18T09:55:42+00:00

Super hot marriage material right there, all those disease.... mmmm good stuff

Rick_OShay1 · 2018-02-18T10:11:07+00:00

So much delusion in that description.

dontscreef · 2018-02-18T10:13:17+00:00

What a babe. I'm going off nofap after my 100+ streak so I can make sweet sweet love to the life size pic I just printed of this amazing lovely creature.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2018-02-18T11:06:20+00:00

What. The fuck. Is that.

sealrpdken · 2018-02-18T13:10:02+00:00

Her only pronoun should be “ fat”

mamny83 · 2018-02-18T13:56:43+00:00

Out of all the illness this creature self diagnosed it's self extremely fat heart attack ready cronic diabetes extremely high cholesterol does not get mention once.

theforgotten8250 · 2018-02-18T14:22:47+00:00

This isn't real, right? Please tell me this isn't real.

crshdurmomlstngt · 2018-02-18T14:31:51+00:00

What in the actual fuck makes a woman like this think that A: Her picture would net someone and B: That the accompanying bio would then further persuade someone that might be "on the fence" with just the picture alone.

I hope this is a troll. Please tell me this is a troll?

Ruby-xy · 2018-02-18T15:00:00+00:00

Pronouns: fatself!!

electricades · 2018-02-18T15:12:57+00:00

Anyone that says "cis scum" or any varient unironically is doing life wrong

Smyrnahiker44 · 2018-02-18T15:19:23+00:00

I think of the Charlie Daniel song... LA via Omaha. If you've never listened to it, it has a message.

FridgeCape · 2018-02-18T15:57:39+00:00

This has to be a troll, I don’t think we’re at this point yet. I’m fairly up to date with all this bullshit, and I haven’t seen anyone with this many problems. I actually felt sorry for her reading the first half, what a shit life if you actually were that fragile.

Then I got to the divine shit and new right away they’re taking the piss. The first flag was “so yes I’m self diagnosed”. Even the Tumblr snowflakes point eachother out on this.

Mental health issues are on the rise, but we’re not at the point where a triggered snowflake has all of them. It’s coming, though.

pvtgoombah · 2018-02-18T16:39:34+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT THE FUUCK IS THATTT?!!!

Blumol · 2018-02-18T17:45:23+00:00

Why are we promoting mental illness? Why is this fucking dough ball with hair filled with shrek cum allowed to roam free?

jecammack · 2018-02-18T18:09:43+00:00

Its adjectives are obese, diabetic, hail damaged and slovenly. Plz no mudshark.

chasingsnow · 2018-02-18T20:29:34+00:00

i feel have a very good understanding of the English language. American born and raised, both rural and urban slang. East to West coast.

...i'm honestly fucking confused. what did i just read? do you guys understand what she is saying?

BitcloudBC · 2018-02-18T23:20:20+00:00

That's a lot of words to say "I have nothing to offer"

Tardis1307 · 2018-02-19T16:10:10+00:00

God dammit, I was eating.

dmitry2033 · 2018-02-18T09:30:30+00:00

Glad this one's fake

Johnny_Wins · 2018-02-18T11:19:22+00:00

Haha. Literally, insane.

SlainFunicle · 2018-02-18T13:05:08+00:00

i am siting here reading and i have no idea what this stupid cunt is talking about what is cis

Membrudo · 2018-02-18T13:56:06+00:00

She should save some money to buy a vibrator to her, it would be the only thing in this universe capable of putting up to her.

futmut · 2018-02-18T12:49:34+00:00

Lets just send her to the Talibans, they would make a good use of this princess...She would lose fat, start cooking, cleaning and getting gangbanged daily...thats the perfect therapy for this monstrosity..

REVERSE UNICORN SERIES 1

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MAN THE HARPOONS!

FUCK THE HARPOONS!!!

NotMe #YourTurn

WOOOOO! Too much gold in there. Oh boy. I can’t even. Hahahahahahahaha. Seems like a nice bun.

Title	REVERSE UNICORN SERIES 1
Author	VerityPhantom
Upvotes	314
Comments	149
Date	February 17, 2018 11:41 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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