Another poll went wrong 😂😂 😂😂

Rockmapper_ · 2020-05-25T09:10:06+00:00

Ah yes, trolls are those who want equality.

mikesteane · 2020-05-25T09:43:18+00:00

"Okay screw this. We will delete the poll and try again later for more accurate results. Your troll votes do not count. You people are pathetic." Friends of Journalism.

Even Orwell couldn't have made up something like this. Or maybe he just knew it wouldn't sell because people would never believe it.

xdzgor · 2020-05-25T09:12:01+00:00

Well shit, for $5000 I can identify as a woman.

Jannbo4 · 2020-05-25T09:15:12+00:00

I like how she is mentioning the wagegab that was debunked by like 5 studies and 200 Professors

InsertWittyNameCheck · 2020-05-25T12:22:11+00:00

Friends of Journalism is a troll account. If you think this is real you're eating onions.

irrelevantmoniker · 2020-05-25T09:43:10+00:00

So they're proposing that women disproportionately benefit from the taxpayer's money. I don't know why people are objecting that sounds like business as usual for the western world.

shinbet · 2020-05-25T09:38:38+00:00

Can we point out the descrimination that they recommend that women get paid more in the stimuless check than men but they claim to be fighting for equal pay. Bruh the double standard hypocracy

UltimaterializerX · 2020-05-25T15:48:27+00:00

That’s a parody account, FYI.

excess_inquisitivity · 2020-05-25T11:04:43+00:00

poe

https://twitter.com/journalistew/status/1263902065811750912

https://twitter.com/journalistew/status/1262595213882785793

https://twitter.com/journalistew/status/1247245157944213506

gogoskiller2 · 2020-05-25T14:13:53+00:00

I love democracy

PIGamer86 · 2020-05-25T17:33:15+00:00

I think that’s a really good parody account.

ShawshankRetention · 2020-05-25T10:06:02+00:00

Isent that a repost ?

Ballyneale12 · 2020-05-25T12:55:14+00:00

Gets the truth it doesn’t like = Trolls

2020-05-25T14:13:36+00:00

Those damn trolls XD

HopefulPay1 · 2020-05-25T14:15:27+00:00

They’re right the wage gap is real. So asking for a raise is obviously Out of the question. /s Maybe working more hours? Maybe not taking so many days off? Oh yeah there’s also maternity leave..

These feminists are just greedy monsters.

Lion_amongst_gods · 2020-05-25T14:58:41+00:00

To paraphrase Nigel Farage, "You're gonna conduct referendums until you get the results you want".

Anyway, I don't see a problem. Just identify as a woman and pocket more cash.

Also, what do you mean "you people"?

MingSushi · 2020-05-25T15:43:49+00:00

Because simply paying people for what’s between their legs and not for their skills and job performance isn’t sexist at all.

Just give women the money and call us “Strong Businesswomen” for doing the bare minimum in the office like you’ve been doing for the past 50 years 🤷‍♀️

queenjupit3r · 2020-05-25T16:11:30+00:00

Man i want us to do the primaries again for more accurate results

ThreeLF · 2020-05-25T19:06:33+00:00

This needs a satire flair.

CrunchyJeans · 2020-05-25T23:04:49+00:00

So do men with sensitive sides (or traditionally feminine character traits) get $3100?

Neko404 · 2020-05-25T23:56:15+00:00

I'd identify as female for 5k. Wouldn't hurt my car insurance rate to.

lenard-laurencin · 2020-05-26T00:20:45+00:00

Lmao every time they do a poll it’s gonna end up like that! As long as there is a few people with brains around feminists the feminists will never get there way! It’s all about equality until you actually get equality, those people who run that account are a bunch of cunts

rabel111 · 2020-05-26T01:49:58+00:00

Awesome!

bigdaddydean13 · 2020-05-26T04:00:35+00:00

How is the Gender gap real, when it is in fact not real?

Deinotichosaurus · 2020-05-26T04:32:07+00:00

cough earnings gap cough

Lobster_fest · 2020-05-26T04:58:12+00:00

r/atetheonion

CantHaveANormalName · 2020-05-26T09:28:33+00:00

Ah yes, trolls are sane people.

DubsPackage · 2020-05-26T15:50:20+00:00

What if you're only a woman on Tuesday and Friday, but a man the rest of the week? Would the stimulus checks be prorated?

Plushiegamer2 · 2020-05-26T21:11:28+00:00

What about queer? What about Non-Binary? What about pineapples?

LegendaryEmu1 · 2020-05-27T10:02:31+00:00

Whats the point of having a poll if you ignore the results?

How is it more accurate the second time? What if the results are the same?

I really hope they try three times and its the same thing three times, I will laugh, as it will show even on that platform, regular people haven't lost the plot just yet.

DanknessEvermemes · 2020-05-25T13:05:45+00:00

I will forever think feminists and people like this are just greedy humans who cant be trusted.

CertainCrow1 · 2020-05-25T13:41:53+00:00

Women are already net negative for taxes over their lifetime. Why make the gap even bigger? Lol

Fm1055 · 2020-05-25T19:10:50+00:00

I believe its satire

Flopfish30 · 2020-05-27T03:33:40+00:00

Yes but what if I identify as a blueberry

100percentchungus · 2020-05-25T12:29:06+00:00

Your troll votes do not count

Say that again in November

redx153 · 2020-05-25T13:05:07+00:00

"Journalism" at its finest.

MilManShow · 2020-05-25T13:27:45+00:00

Dont the free " ride checks " go out to the way YOU identified yourself on the paper work? Why would females or wanna be females get more than a biological man? Fuck yourself. My tax money should NOT go towards enabling pychos, female or otherwise. You shouldnt get a dime actually, you've lived off the "free ride" long enough. as a matter of fact, due to economic problems in the world right now, V-Day, and all other vaginal celebrations are canceled. We wont be wasting money on such stupid thing. There is NO NEED to make a female "Feel Special" as we dump a truck load of money on It...

K_Mateo · 2020-05-25T14:29:09+00:00

Funny because the results don't favour women.

imcream · 2020-05-25T12:12:43+00:00

"friends of journalism"? More like friends of manipulation. Yeha you do that, create another poll please.

harryofbath · 2020-05-25T16:19:18+00:00

That's not how democracy works lol. Oh, Candidate A won the vote? Make them vote again until Candidate B gets the job! Their disinformation campaign really doesn't help their public image

PinguHUN · 2020-05-25T17:13:44+00:00

Got killed.

Wo1fy7 · 2020-05-25T17:59:47+00:00

From what I can tell pinkpill feminism is always just deleting people who disagree with them because they don’t want to listen. My sisters like that 😔it sucks when I try to talk to her about things because she just slyly changes the subject

Despacito03 · 2020-05-25T18:00:43+00:00

"your opinions are wrong"

SsoulBlade · 2020-05-25T18:15:53+00:00

When will these people understand?

RavynArcadia · 2020-05-25T18:21:20+00:00

Hey, if I can get 5k, I'll say I identify as a girl until after I get it. Hell why don't we all do that?

Until we get our 5k, we all identify as female. Another perk is no more SJW's white knighting when a guy defends himself from an attacking girl. It's just a girl fighting a girl at that point.

Mollof2 · 2020-05-25T18:28:09+00:00

Honk honk

XCoolCweepaX · 2020-05-25T18:53:07+00:00

“We didnt get what we wanted so were gonna do it until we do”

Matt_the_Alien · 2020-05-25T18:53:21+00:00

The comment below just sums up the hypocrisy

Drago1214 · 2020-05-25T18:56:28+00:00

Poll does not go your way “this must be wrong and bot or trolls hit it” man echo chambers are dangerous.

Brodunskii · 2020-05-25T19:00:56+00:00

Well guess I’m identifying as a women for a bit.

Ezco414 · 2020-05-25T19:17:05+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jackthepizzaman · 2020-05-25T20:16:51+00:00

Fixing sexism with more sexism

spookybooki23 · 2020-05-25T20:23:37+00:00

Ah yes, obviously unemployed women should get more than unemployed men all because of gender, it’s not like they’re both unemployed or something like that

Kingjjc267 · 2020-05-25T20:24:27+00:00

I disagree with the poll results? Must be trolls!

MBV-09-C · 2020-05-25T20:26:21+00:00

Friends of journalism are no friends of mine.

Lupinfujiko · 2020-05-25T21:25:24+00:00

"Your Troll votes do not count".

Lol.

killer122 · 2020-05-25T11:25:39+00:00

They can identify as whatever the fuck they want there are only two genders. The liberal Democrats can make up whatever bulshit they want. There are still only two genders.

JoeDad420 · 2020-05-25T17:17:28+00:00

I still can’t tell if the friends of journalism is a troll account. I hope it is and all their retarded tweets aren’t serious

Title	Another poll went wrong 😂😂 😂😂
Author	shabzzmary
Upvotes	1501
Comments	88
Date	May 25, 2020 9:08 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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