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Bitch. (x-post from r/Funny)

KingNick

January 26, 2012

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Title	Bitch. (x-post from r/Funny)
Author	KingNick
Upvotes	184
Comments	134
Date	January 26, 2012 11:02 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/oy9sx/bitch_xpost_from_rfunny/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MensRights/bitch-x-post-from-rfunny.1028674 https://theredarchive.com/post/1028674

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Thank you for your taking the time to tell us about your household's dual distribution IRA plan that will lead to your pretend purchase of an Audi, which you will then customize with a pretend vanity plate which reads "HIS401K".

Aside from obvious question, if the the money is from a joint account wouldn't it make more sense for the plate to say "OUR401K" or even "MY401K"; you seem to be missing my point entirely. There will be no joint account for a young, successful man like myself because I will never expose myself to the danger of being separated from my life's savings by a vengeful, spiteful women that I made the mistake of marrying. And that is the point every woman who wants to paint men with the broad brush of mysoginst for being an MRA, is missing. The risk/reward of getting married in today's society is too great for me, therefore I will never marry. Cue the shaming language about MRA's living in their Mom's basement and never being able to get laid, but save it, because it simply isn't true. The jig is up lady, y'all are not a necessary part of a man's life anymore. If I need someone to clean up after me, I will hire a maid, and if I want to get my rocks off, that can be paid for too. Another thing, don't put words in my mouth, I never called anyone a "stupid bitch". Au contraire, this woman is clearly not stupid; she has gamed the system using it obtain a luxury car, without having to work for it. There is nothing stupid about that.

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Bull. Shit.
Nobody likes being cheated on, but being cheated on is not difficult to get over. It also doesn't cost anything. One's retirement is something they've worked for, ever since they began working. They worked for, not someone else--them. It means whomever lost the retirement may not be able to retire until much later, if even at all should someone steal it from them over something petty. How are a few months of crying, then moving on to someone else in any way comparable to having to work themselves into an early grave because of someone's "feelings".

Edit: Think in terms of money. Lets assume someone makes a modest salary of $25/hr ($52,000/yr) and it takes 6 months to get over being cheated on and move back out into the single life. Lets assume that every minute of every hour you were grieving--even on weekends, that you get paid for. Lets also assume the median, 30 day month. Stand back, I'm going to try math: 6 x 30 x 24 x 25 = $108,000 that you would have made grieving. The amount that should be in one's 401k from that salary should (14.6 x yearly salary) be $759,200. To be fair, the $108k is actually more than I expected it to be, but half?? Half of something you didn't contribute to?? Get fucking real.

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Mmmm, the rape of woman. Nothing like a little tight lady ass to start the day off right!

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[–]KingNick[S] 6 points7 points8 points 14 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Gosh I hope you're a troll. If you're just a stupid fucking radfem who has no idea about anything, let me give you an insight into the real world:

15 year old boy goes out for his first night of fun ever. He drink and has responsible fun within the safety of a close family member. When he gets back to the hotel, he is handed a "special" drink to close up the night. He then wakes up the next day, completely naked with a wet dick, lying in bed to the first fully naked girl he's ever seen IRL (shes 6 years older than he is) and he has no idea what happened. He goes downstairs after getting dressed and asks, only to find out that 5 Xanax Bars were crushed up and blended into the "special drink" that was made for him last night. The creators of this drink helped put me in a bed, and decided to "hook him up" with their slut chick-friend...who then proceeded to rape his unconscious body.

This is my story btw.

So even though I went through the same amount of suffering, and the same mindset that a female rape victim goes through, and I went through the same fucking worries of STD's and that my life was a living hell for months after...it's still viewed in the media as "not rape", and even if I tried to press charges..it would fail immensely. Oh, and if she had gotten pregnant, I would still be paying child support to the bitch that raped the virginity from me.

Oh, and it's acceptable to take everything from someone if they've cheated on you? You obviously have never been cheated on. I suffered through 3 long-term girlfriends cheating in me in the end...not because I was a bad boyfriend, but because I just ended up loving the wrong women. All you should do in that situation is get your shit and part ways. Fuck all this "take his money! take his future investments! use the kids as a tool to tear him apart emotionally!" shit...because its fucked up and no one deserves that fucking shit.

So fuck you. Cunt.

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