To My Husband

XFDRaven · 2011-01-07T20:57:05+00:00

I read them all. If this upsets you, you are probably an insufferable, uptight weirdo. It's a joke blog, and not even a particularly man-hatin' joke blog. It's a funny write-up of half-serious expectations.

Jesus H dudes, quit looking around all wild-eyed for something to be offended about.

TBcasualty · 2011-01-07T19:42:30+00:00

I... I wouldn't mind a girl crying at the beginning of Up, it'll cover up my own sobs...

Faryshta · 2011-01-07T19:29:53+00:00

Other than her oral sex policy (how giving is privilege), I have absolutely no problem with this girl, I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I find a confident girl like this attractive.

zellyman · 2011-01-08T01:58:25+00:00

I've been a member of this subreddit for a long time now.... I'm really sad that someone might come here and think that we actually get offended by stuff like this.

2011-01-08T01:37:50+00:00

i feel like she completely misunderstood the spirit of "to my wife," one part appreciation, one part apology, one part request, one part wide-eyed romance. her blog is a depressingly snarky list of rules and negotiations, like getting married in a court to "to my wife"s cathedral.

NiceGuysSTFU · 2011-01-07T18:06:58+00:00

Which was created in response to: http://tomywife.tumblr.com/

tonysee200x · 2011-01-07T20:12:57+00:00

FWIW-- in my experience, (married 19 years) it doesn't work like that.

WindKin · 2011-01-08T04:20:57+00:00

I don't really see a problem here. No, really. She sounds pretty ok to me.

Ghstfce · 2011-01-08T06:22:41+00:00

I've never heard a man say "We're pregnant". At least not one that still has his manhood intact anyway. I've only ever heard females say it. It may just be in my experience though.

2011-01-08T09:12:28+00:00

I thought this was funny for sure.

s0nicfreak · 2011-01-07T21:07:19+00:00

Why does "To My Wife" mostly seem nice while "To My Husband" mostly seems bitchy?

anillop · 2011-01-07T21:26:43+00:00

I think she sounds a lot like my girlfriend except for a few differences. She seems pretty cool in my book.

BitterDivorcedDad · 2011-01-07T23:04:47+00:00

So "Poe's Law" applies in other contexts, eh?

macdunc · 2011-01-07T22:24:59+00:00

So if "we" arent pregnant then "I" am going out drinking? No ...Hmm...but why only "you" are pregnant? Plse explain with a rational coherant reasoning.... No!?.... Off to pub, laters..

"We" are pregnant when "I" have to put up with the constant whining, vicious unpredictable mood swings and crying jags.

harryreasonerble · 2011-01-08T15:56:03+00:00

the reason why the blog is not funny is because it's very unoriginal. hard to laugh at stuff that's been heard a million times.

flaviamalinverno · 2011-01-07T23:32:17+00:00

too funny! upvote!

Reverend_M · 2011-01-07T18:34:33+00:00

Theres no way this can be serious. This bitch comes off as completely self centered and insane. I'm torn between wanting to hate fuck her out this plain of existence or getting about three light years away because I don't want to share a planet with that creature.

tl:dr Well done, 10/10 would read and rage again

Edit: plane/plain

Il128 · 2011-01-07T18:10:04+00:00

She is mentally ill.

2011-01-07T22:32:26+00:00

It would be easier to just say 'I'm the boss of you, get used to it. It will always be about me.'

2011-01-08T00:37:35+00:00

I upvoted bc I think it's hilarious. I think I did this incorrectly :(

DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA · 2011-01-08T01:06:01+00:00

I think I'm in love.

Title	To My Husband
Author	thetrollking
Upvotes	33
Comments	56
Date	January 7, 2011 4:50 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/exz2v/to_my_husband/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MensRights/to-my-husband.1044550 https://theredarchive.com/post/1044550

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