I typically keep my dating and social life to myself, but I thought I’d share a recent TRP confirmation.

Met a match on Tinder. HB6.5. Face was a 6, body was a 9.

Met at an italian place. Her interest level was good, but not great. Wasn’t that hard to get her to meet. We showed up in almost-matching colors. Her tight/shirt teal dress and heels showed off the most amazing ass, legs, and tits I’d ever seen on a white girl. Face could’ve used some work, but everything was fucking tight.

After some initial awkward silence from stuffing our faces with damn good italian food, I finally started putting the moves on her. I’m naturally a touchy individual, so I held and touched her hands, she starts stuttering, and we quickly built up a connection. The date went from a boring 3 to a highly energized 8.

I asked her if she wanted to sit next to me so I could show her some baby pictures of me and other albums. She happily obliged. I wear my favorite cologne on first dates, Acqua Di Gio, and she was all over it. More points for me.

I pulled up my phone, showed her pictures from my Facebook. Then somehow our conversation got steered into our personal experiences on Tinder. I told her that guys have to deal with a lot of fake profiles, so I pull up the app to show her.

Needless to say, and this was completely accidental after I show her fake profiles, I subconsciously start swiping left and right on the next few profiles. She sees it, immediately gets uncomfortable, and she blurts out “Are you really swiping in front of me? Put that shit away, I don’t want to see that.”

I legitimately apologize and laugh it off. Told her it was just a thumb reflex, and it was.

After 5 more minutes of conversation, out of nowhere, she offers to come back to my place. Dread isn’t typically my style when it comes to bringing women back to my place. I know how to cook, and I play guitar. I usually offer to play a song or cook together, and either option works quite well.

Went back to my place. Double D bra size, beautiful ass, race horse legs. Gorgeous body. Had some last minute resistance for a few tries, but got her soaking wet. Ended up screwing her brains out, and she came back to my place for seconds.

Let her know you have options.