Update from the guy whose fiance wanted to "end their relationship because of his dick size"

MomsSpaghettiDick · 2014-01-16T20:12:59+00:00

Ok, what do I do?

By the way, if I could just ask you to avoid the whole "holy shit dude you're such a beta" talk I'd really appreciate it. I know.

Also, I did read through a lot of the material on the side bar about a week ago. It just looked ridiculous and completely contradicted how I've been living my life up to now (trying to be the best provider I could be, basically, in so many words).

I literally don't know how to be anything but the safe, responsible, nice, generous guy. Fucking clueless.

30303030303030 · 2014-01-16T17:44:05+00:00

RedPill saw this coming from a mile away.

And yet whenever I go outside of this sub everyone says we know nothing about women, we are bitter misogynists. Fact that we are right every time doesn't change their minds.

Textbook indeed and you are right, she will crawl back to him after the other guy shows her the boot or initial v tingles go away. Hopefully he listens and I'm happy to see most guys in the comments tells him she will very likely try to pull that. Looks like men finally learned.

She asked my permission to continue doing it

This never ceases to amaze me. Where the fuck do they get the nerve and the ego to even consider asking for such thing? Shows how oppressed they are/were.

LastRevision · 2014-01-16T18:39:35+00:00

The "dick size debate" for men who fall within the average range is needless and anxiety provoking. If it were something someone could realistically change, okay- go get em, tiger. But it isn't... Some minor tips (pun unintended):

a) Date a smaller girl. Seriously. Smaller frame, shorter girl, smaller pussy; suddenly mr average feels like mr porn star. b) Lose weight and what you have will appear bigger. c) Be fit and what you have will be 100% in working order- the fitter you are, the higher your libido is also. d) If you aren't good at being SEXY stfu about your dick. Most of sex is mastering the psychology of sex. Get good at it.

I cringe at the blue pill response to this being "uh oh!!! Better get good at oral!!!!" No, no, and no. If that's what you like, fine, but that is not replacement for being sexy or good at sex.

semigod__ · 2014-01-16T18:40:20+00:00

and that she finds him attractive and how can I expect her to ignore those feelings,

oh boy

Hidrosiss · 2014-01-16T18:00:57+00:00

Taco bell eh? That's pretty classy. Once again, let's try to get the guy to come here and get a dose of TRP

abutterfly · 2014-01-16T18:55:01+00:00

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AveofSpades · 2014-01-16T18:46:18+00:00

RedPill saw this coming from a mile away

The exact thing I posted on the first one:

Man. She is getting gorilla fucked at this moment. If OP is reading this, change your locks tonight, don't let that bitch back into your house. Have one of your friends drop all her shit off to her parents' house later this week. Cut of all contact with her. Time to move on and start plowing some hotties you've had your eyes on.

The advice on OP's thread, as usual, is horrible:

There's like a 95% chance she's going to come back to you at some point, because she's in the middle of a schoolyard infatuation with this dude she hasn't even fucked. when that cloud gets lifted, she's going to realize what she threw away and come back with that sweet talk.

First, she's getting fucked by this other dude. A lot. Second, she's probably just a plate of his. When he gets bored, she will likely come back. Either way though, she is hoping for a relationship with the other guy and just keeping OP around in case the other guy nexts her. How stereotypical.

OP is a mess. Dude does the "toilet roll test" and posts it on reddit? Jesus christ, have some fucking self respect man. He should leave this broad and move on, my $ is on that he eventually takes her back because he lost his spine and she eventually leaves him for some other dude...Again.

Oh and going to throw in, when a chick says "she just sucked his dick," she's clearly full of shit. Remember, women don't suck dick in their stories. That's all she'll admit to, but she's been getting gorilla fucked for some time. I'd bet she's given up all 3 holes to the other dude.

JoJackthewonderskunk · 2014-01-16T18:19:05+00:00

Read the comments. They are all (paraphrasing) "Next and hit the gym"

Edit: after I typed this I started thinking. All the advice people give someone after a breakup (hit the gym, eat right, find a hobby, meet new girls etc etc.) Is exactly what they should have been doing from the start too PREVENT the problem in the first place. It's only after a travesty such as this do people actually turn to advice that ACTUALLY WORKS.

pcadrian · 2014-01-17T14:43:25+00:00

She claims she was seduced and that she finds him attractive and how can I expect her to ignore those feelings

Whenever a woman cheats in a relationship, it's never her fault. Her SO wasn't attentive enough, she was drunk, or (in this case) she was seduced and couldn't help herself: it just happened.

Jaereth · 2014-01-16T21:17:39+00:00

As I was reading I was thinking to myself "Well that's where he's failing. She doesn't think he would get any/more ass then her if they were in an open relationship."

Then I read that part about how he's not allowed to, only her. God I hope he stone cold ignores her when she comes crawling back. That Taco Bell money ain't going to keep her satisfied.

2014-01-16T19:42:32+00:00

Lol reminds me of that episode of South Park where Kenny's jealous that his girlfriend won't blow him in the TGI Friday's parking lot like she did with her last guy.

mrpoopistan · 2014-01-16T20:21:36+00:00

She cheated. By blowing him. She claims it was only once. LOL She claims there was no sex. LOL

His wife is Bill Clinton?

Well shit! Right there's his problem!

mordanus · 2014-01-16T19:47:12+00:00

If this was an isolated incident it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but we see story after story of almost identical situations. This isn't just some stupid bitch that is doing this it is all women in the world. Some of them control it a lot better than others but they are all the same. How could they ever even hope for respect from us?

2014-01-16T22:13:10+00:00

The more I wake up and read of events like these the more I realize women are basically worthless to me save for a good fuck as required. Everything else I can do or get on my own.

Edit: When she comes crawling back I hope that guy leads her on and just decimates her. Yeah I'm a dick what of it?

Gold_Silverman · 2014-01-17T05:02:40+00:00

If this was posted on fit or misc all of the replies would be asking for pictures of the dick in question.

ii_misfit_o · 2014-01-16T19:43:43+00:00

if she says its too small but cant take all of it in her mouth then she doesnt deserve all of it :P

textualintercourse · 2014-01-16T21:02:25+00:00

The man was a fucking doormat from the beginning, OF COURSE she is going to bring up the option to fuck other men. She owned him. Owned. Pwned.

He goes back to that? God help him.

PerniciousOne · 2014-01-16T19:48:27+00:00

Have to agree, it is pretty funny that we were able to call it almost exactly. Feel for the guy, hope he can leave the gutter trash where the other guy found it. Hamsters are going to spin.

LuciusExitius · 2014-01-16T20:24:36+00:00

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slcjosh · 2014-01-17T04:10:13+00:00

I'm sorry that happened to you op. Now its time to build yourself into whatever man you want to become. None of us here will tell you what to do. But we are more than willing to help you and give you no horse shit advice.

Best of luck my dude I hope to see you around a while.

neilmccauley1980 · 2014-01-17T17:43:25+00:00

Dude should buy a strap on with 12in dildo and ram it up that loose pussy lol

2014-01-18T14:50:54+00:00

what the fuck, people can actually fit their erect cock in the inner radius of a toilet roll?

Insomania · 2014-02-28T13:26:06+00:00

haha! at the top it says. "redditlog BETA"

2014-01-16T19:28:49+00:00

He's gonna crater and take her back. Mark my words. Fiance for 5yrs??? Shit or get off the pot. Lost cause.

heist_of_saint_graft · 2014-01-16T21:35:27+00:00

manhood was razed

LOL this guy would bang girls if he spent less time playing fantasy games or reading fantasy novels.

Title	Update from the guy whose fiance wanted to "end their relationship because of his dick size"
Author	deptii
Upvotes	151
Comments	121
Date	January 16, 2014 5:38 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1vdix2/update_from_the_guy_whose_fiance_wanted_to_end/
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