It's almost as if she is becoming self aware that an awesome man does NOT need a single mom.

shrinkshooter · 2020-06-17T15:07:30+00:00

Why does she look like Lucy from Peanuts with thirty years tacked on? Her face is unsettling :/

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-06-17T15:36:34+00:00

What does she want?

A single dad

She doesn't want this, but she knows she has a far better chance for such a man to commit to her and not waste her precious time while she wrinkles into a puddle of goo.

vasectomy is a major plus!!!

She can still have kids, but doesn't want kids. Importantly, she need to lock down a man with sex, so the more sex she can have, the better her chances are to keep him interested.

Emotionally available

She has a lot of baggage, and her next victim will need to help her carry all that baggage around.

Endlessly empathetic

The man will need to care for her children. Nuff said.

must love cats

It's that time of her life, where cats are more comforting than anything else. Be prepared for the spinster traits to shine through.

non racist

Probably has mixed race kids.

What does she offer?

family time with another mans children
can cook and clean really gooooood

Great, so the perfect man for her is someone already locked into a life of servitude, will carry all her emotional baggage, take care of her children like his own, consider raising her children as a bonus masked as 'family time', and will let her be a stay-at-home-mom where she will favor her children and punish his.

Honest_Solution · 2020-06-17T15:52:18+00:00

Guess I’m a gun enthusiast since I own guns. Saved yet again by my firearms!

trpatty · 2020-06-17T16:14:35+00:00

Sad as it is, this profile is still better than 90% of what’s posted here. At least this one is open to men who have kids (instead of demanding a man who has no prior ties so he can focus 100% of supporting her and her sex trophies). And, although she has a long list of demands, she at least offers something in return (ability to cook and clean).

This is where we are at. Offering up the bare minimum makes her a step above most other women. Sadly, a step ahead still leaves her way, way behind.

Swim191 · 2020-06-17T15:10:33+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-17T16:05:58+00:00

Woohoo! As a conservative gun owner who can't stand single moms, I'm disqualified.

loneliness-inc · 2020-06-17T16:42:24+00:00

Okay 40 year old tranny from r/traps , what do you have to say today?

I'm an awesome woman with children

What makes you so awesome? That you asserted yourself as being awesome?

Having children is awesome for thee, but not awesome for me. Unless you're referring to the awesome responsibility I'd be assuming by assuming responsibility for them.

-Vasectomy is a major plus 🍆😉😉😉

Sweetie pie, I hate to break this to you, but your worries about getting preggers at this point are minimal.

-Endlessly empathetic

Who you'd end up viewing as endlessly pathetic.

Must love cats

I'm sure you do 😉

none gun enthusiast

Safe option who you'll find boring and unattractive. There's a reason you're still single at 40. Because you want fried ice!

RunawayGrain · 2020-06-17T15:41:43+00:00

Are we sure that's not a guy in drag?

Older_Miggy · 2020-06-17T15:30:58+00:00

2 kids in college, 2 on the way, mmmmm, think of all that sweet tuition some guy has to look forward to paying.

I'll just buy more guns, thankyouverymuch.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-06-17T16:03:18+00:00

"I HAVE 2 4 KIDS! HERE ARE MY DEMANDS"

bgovern · 2020-06-17T22:14:50+00:00

I don't know if this is a good fit for this sub. She seems moderately self aware, has a job, doesn't seem to be angling for a bailout, and actually lists some things that she brings to the table.

She seems to be partial to soy boys but there's no crime in bad taste.

MrUnknownorNobody · 2020-06-17T22:33:04+00:00

"Vasectomy is a major plus"

At the age of 40 you don't have to worry to much about that woman.

dbfkf · 2020-06-17T15:03:44+00:00

I think it's a lot more than just a Bailout must friend.

It's a gift that will keep on giving.

ThatDamnedRedneck · 2020-06-17T21:09:30+00:00

She looks fairly decent for 40. Especially for someone that's pushed out 4 kids.

She could find someone easily with some realistic expectations.

meerita · 2020-06-17T21:42:37+00:00

Translation and resume:

"No Trump supporters. Be a soyboy guy".

smfuel87 · 2020-06-18T04:28:24+00:00

Likes country music...but wants a non-gun enthusiast. ... Wut..?

tosernameschescksout · 2020-06-18T04:56:26+00:00

Razor thin eyebrows and a schnoz the size of a bus. That thing must be heavy.

Why are the eyebrows the first part of the body that hits the wall? They actually do it intentionally, plucking and cutting until there's nothing left.

I'll never go for a girl that can't leave her eyebrows alone. You know she's going to tweeze at everything else in her life too, right? She'll make good things bad by being too picky.

You can learn a lot from an eyebrow. Don't trust no dead eyebrows.

Ranidaphobia · 2020-06-18T06:52:01+00:00

non-racist

Blocked.

areyes1118 · 2020-06-17T18:32:38+00:00

She needs an “emotional tampon”!

cycloneous · 2020-06-17T18:52:48+00:00

non-gun enthusiast
must love cats

Tells you all you need to know: AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Lives in a fantasy world that you do not need a means to protect yourself, family and property!

window_licker84 · 2020-06-17T19:02:57+00:00

She looks sad in the picture because she knows it’s over.

GayyFieri · 2020-06-17T20:15:37+00:00

But keep telling yourselves that you age gracefully, ladies. When this is better than average there's a problem

Quantumstinger · 2020-06-17T23:45:16+00:00

She wants a nanny, not a husband.

MC_Batsy · 2020-06-18T02:03:44+00:00

Too many women severely overestimate their dating profile's worth in the dating market. It's not men's fault for these women's decisions and choices in life that cause that depreciation of value.

Devilsgun · 2020-06-18T03:14:04+00:00

She got a kid AND a Tommy Lee Jones nose? Fuckin' Hell, outta my way boys...

\Runs in opposite direction after shoving random p-beggar towards Tommy Lee Mommy**

Edit - Also, "non gun enthusiast" on her list of demands? Lame.Ass.

EndTimesRadio · 2020-06-18T04:12:23+00:00

Not racist-

So the kids' dad is a stereotype

not a gun enthusiast

Won't go off when he finds her cheating on him when he comes home early one day

Vasectomy

I love that I've got kids from the man who left me, please mister Awesome Man, don't give me any kids. I just want thug kids.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-06-17T18:02:37+00:00

-Lots of Empathy

-'Emotionally Available"

-Cares only about me any my family

A slave with extra steps, got it

guynpdx · 2020-06-17T20:54:15+00:00

Fuck, have to pay for a nose job before you even move in with her. Hard Pass.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-06-17T21:22:11+00:00

It's clear she wants a beta. A man to spend his weekends with her kids, fixing the house, giving up any friends he has, then Monday morning, driving to work for 5 days until the next weekend.

What's the difference between this and Guantanamo?

controlledchaos631 · 2020-06-17T22:10:44+00:00

Out of all the shitty posts that are on here, this lady is honostly doing it right.

Cant read a shitty entitled attitude from her post

two_goes_there · 2020-06-18T01:19:29+00:00

She's not bad looking, it's just she should dress more with her age and also speak like one

2020-06-18T01:23:30+00:00

This is like one of those TV commercials that you know full well trying to sell you shitty products.

lee1028 · 2020-06-18T02:03:09+00:00

With a 475 credit score too.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-06-18T02:23:12+00:00

Really *well! Poor grammar, pass.

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 2020-06-18T02:34:18+00:00

“She”

mgfowler · 2020-06-18T04:37:50+00:00

Compared to what’s posted on here this isn’t even that bad honestly. I’m not interested but if I was a single dad around that age I might.

Jarin01 · 2020-06-18T04:40:41+00:00

That's a man baby!

Dongune · 2020-06-18T04:48:37+00:00

Honestly, I’ve seen worse.

Savixe · 2020-06-18T07:22:30+00:00

Paying for a maid and a prostitute twice a week makes more sense financially.

Broncoli · 2020-06-18T10:56:24+00:00

I'm totally racist... Oh well!! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Ishabaka · 2020-06-18T18:05:25+00:00

Cook and clean. First woman I've seen on this site who lists something she can bring to the table. Remarkable.

Scourmont · 2020-06-19T14:13:45+00:00

PHEW! Good thing I used my Trump change check to buy guns otherwise I'd have to message mrs nose here.

Iceth_Thtea · 2020-06-19T17:21:30+00:00

This is pre lesbian

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-06-17T15:14:37+00:00

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jihocech · 2020-06-17T15:32:38+00:00

Lets have a date at the shooting range. Cats are awesome, they taste better than rabbits. 88.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-06-17T16:31:05+00:00

Potato shnoz here isn't describing a man in her list of demands. She's describing a slave with no sense of self or identity of their own. She should try CHAZ (or CHODE, whatever theyre calling it now). Plenty of those hanging around there.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2020-06-17T16:47:52+00:00

Love family time and only care about you and your children having awesome people in their lives? Then I'm your girl!

Vasectomy is a major plus!!

This woman really is awesome in the literal sense; I am in awe of what I am reading...

2020-06-17T18:07:36+00:00

is not to bad to be honest at least she doesnt exclude single dads and is especially looking for them, vasectomy emand also doesnt sound too bad seems she is into cum maybe thats why she got so many kids.

this is nothing compared to the other ads here.

-Trashaway- · 2020-06-17T19:07:21+00:00

Urgh..cats.

Rob141414 · 2020-06-17T21:20:17+00:00

40 year old train wreck!!!

jasonmiles2014 · 2020-06-18T01:18:40+00:00

This is truly terrifying

2020-06-18T02:06:49+00:00

Endlessly empathetic... Not even the Lord Jesus 🙏 himself would fit the bill. Why would you even need to be? She's got that bitchy how am I going to survive without some guys wallet look on her face it is the most shifty looking I've seen on a dating app

marcdale92 · 2020-06-18T02:57:38+00:00

Cant believe its a man

https://youtu.be/3Op9Iy7yZts?t=203

Faulkey · 2020-06-18T03:26:31+00:00

What’s up with the fine point eyebrows

2020-06-18T05:13:44+00:00

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JustInconsistent · 2020-06-18T08:28:53+00:00

Olive Oil

LesterBurnham97 · 2020-06-18T08:46:42+00:00

My first reaction as i saw her was to cringe and it didn't get better when reading her BS.

toolate4redpill · 2020-06-18T12:49:28+00:00

I came here after Googling, "Women uglier than a bowling shoe"

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-06-18T13:01:13+00:00

Tbh she’s not terrible looking, especially for her age, and she doesn’t have an endless list of “requirements” posted directly to her profile like most of them. And she can at least cook, clean AND fuck, most women have only mastered one of those skills, usually to nauseating and ridiculous excess.

But she’s on TINDER looking for a “relationship”?? I mean, have they not figured out that guys go on Tinder for one thing and once they’ve seen your face there you get permanently filed under “slut”?? It’s basically the world’s largest whorehouse and guys don’t go wife shopping in a whorehouse. She needs to get off of there ASAP and scrub that profile before too many “available” guys in her area see it.

And 4 kids?? Looking for a single dad?? This ain’t the 60’s Brady Bunch ffs, it’s a dysfunctional, long running train wreck involving 1-4 baby daddies, grown kids who probably can’t support themselves either, minor children who will show you zero respect no matter what you do for them and on and on. You are going to get bled dry and have your shriveled husk discarded when you no longer are able to function as an atm. If you’re snipped go ahead and hit it a few times. If it’s good maybe stick around for a while but don’t let them establish any sort of claim on your resources.

GSFleming · 2020-06-18T20:57:13+00:00

Until I saw the vasectomy part, I was still questioning as to whether she was a biological woman or not.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-06-20T13:50:36+00:00

Jeebus, the schnozz and the micro-blade eyebrows are disconcerting. And that's before I even move down from her face to her tits.

What the hell am I even looking at. I'm confused now.

Phixer7 · 2020-06-22T17:44:52+00:00

She looks like a man in drag

nonorr · 2020-06-17T16:11:07+00:00

Does anyone else actually shudder when reading these profiles? Old women on Tinder are so repulsive. One look at her face tells her entire life story.

UltimaterializerX · 2020-06-17T19:31:54+00:00

Didn’t look past the picture.

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Title	It's almost as if she is becoming self aware that an awesome man does NOT *need* a single mom.
Author	goodmansaysfuckyou
Upvotes	447
Comments	155
Date	June 17, 2020 2:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hasmkt/its_almost_as_if_she_is_becoming_self_aware_that/
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