Rewaiting for marriage

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-02-15T18:41:36+00:00

"why people are so offended"

Nobody cared about her but the hamster in her brain was already in self defense mode.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-15T18:46:10+00:00

"Pregnant and will be waiting for marriage". LOL indeed. Gonna be a looooong wait, honey. Keep hoping though.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-15T18:42:04+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2022-02-15T18:52:21+00:00

She's a born again virgin!!!

That means her baby was conceived through..... immaculate conception.

That means.... she might just give birth to the next baby Jesus!

This story is getting better and better by the second. 🤣😹

upsidedownbackwards · 2022-02-15T18:51:15+00:00

It's one thing to deny the past. "I'm a different person now". But she's denying the present. Her brain is not in this world. Pure fantasy. I'm pretty sure that makes her the definition of insane, and this crazy bitch is having a kid.

FullyLeveledKween · 2022-02-15T20:12:33+00:00

“When people change habits” is an interesting way of putting it. I would generally think of a change of habit as, say, switching from half & half to non-dairy creamer in my coffee rather than no longer being in the ‘habit’ of getting knocked up by a rando.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-15T18:44:55+00:00

"Rewriting"? Did she mean "rewiring"?

I don't know what's going on anymore with these people.

Disastrous-Ad1334 · 2022-02-15T23:36:09+00:00

Another born again virgin expecting a man to wait for sex after she couldn't keep them closed for somebody else . They really don't see the hypocrisy .

As someone who has been with a fair few single mothers in my younger days you get to realise why they are solo . It's either because they got pregnant to the wrong man and chose to keep it or they initiated a divorce . Their children always seemed to have problems at school as well as other psychological problems and it was always somebody else's fault not the solo mothers fault .

Why did I date them because as you get older there are fewer and fewer single non mothers available in the dating market . Why because all the good ones are married . Then you ask is it worth while dating because this is all that's left . In my case i said no .

These born again virgins will find those willing to have relations and maybe even marry but it'll be a relationship based on resources leading to the almost inevitable split . What this leaves is alot of angry women blaming the man for their poor choices and angry men becoming redpilled . This is part of the reason why society has so many angry people today

I know through experience these born again virgins will not be celibate like the bible tells them .

lookoutbelow60 · 2022-02-15T21:48:12+00:00

Gotta love the “reformed” Christian single mother to be 😂

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-15T18:49:22+00:00

"rewriting for marriage"? lol ok that makes sense. It is scary how illiterate our population is becoming. She is pregnant but now waiting for marriage. Ok well someone didn't really pay attention in church for someone who is saying she is Christian. Also why do I suspect she will nevertheless string this man along and friendzone him.

throwsFatalException · 2022-02-15T19:24:51+00:00

Is it ok to make fun of people too ignorant and stupid to understand how foolish they are? I'm thinking yes. Pour it on boys.

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-02-15T19:43:36+00:00

Anyone with locked-and-loaded defensive responses to the most benign and, indeed, actually helpful comments is surely a homo sapien specimen not worth spending any further time around than that one encounter, online or otherwise.

reignoferror00 · 2022-02-15T22:53:53+00:00

Hits the 'reset' switch.
Hey, why am I no longer in easy single player mode???!!!!

You're playing for two now. Abort, retry, fail?

Aldabruzzo · 2022-02-16T14:20:26+00:00

I really had to think about this one. Rewriting or rewaiting?

What's "rewaiting"? Is this a new hamsterism?

Rewaiting: Where you are waiting for sex now, because you didn't wait before.

Guys, that's what this is. When a woman fucks a baby daddy and lets him knock her up, then she decides to wait for marriage to have sex again, it's now called rewaiting.

There's nothing funny about "I'm literally pregnant and will be waiting for marriage". Waiting for sex, of course. Right. You didn't make Baby Daddy wait. But the man who is going to have to pay the bills and suffer through your shit will have to wait, right?

"Why are people so offended when people change habits"

You offend our intelligence. You offend our sensibilities. Your demand that we suffer your bullshit offends us. Your demand that we "respect" your "rewaiting" is supremely offensive. Your demand that a guy wait AND THEN PAY FOR IT is supremely offensive.

Wildhouse83 · 2022-02-15T21:19:14+00:00

A new-born virgin or so.

Boar_excrement · 2022-02-15T23:56:53+00:00

So he checked the emotional tampon box, but he failed in what? Height, income, status, age, race, shoe size? Oh wait. I forgot the most basic one: tingles. He doesn't make her all tingly and damp.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2022-02-15T20:42:01+00:00

Major bag alert!

Joaquino7997 · 2022-02-15T22:34:30+00:00

This is her brain on drugs.

Any questions?

WhereProgressIsMade · 2022-02-15T23:03:26+00:00

If you want a guy who is willing to wait until you’re married, it helps a lot if you’ve waited. Apparently that is too much logic for her to handle.

LondonDude123 · 2022-02-16T00:25:29+00:00

Why is like the top 9 comments on this post all removed by Mod?

And the other Subreddit went onto Private the other day...

Did something happen?

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2022-02-16T10:57:37+00:00

"spelt it wrong" - found the 2022 Master's in Education.

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2022-02-16T20:47:50+00:00

There is literally no such thing as a "born again virgin". Jesus said "Go and sin no more ". Non-virgin women should simply say they are waiting for marriage but the fact that she is pregnant and saying this will never not be funny.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-02-16T16:59:57+00:00

Just when you think you have heard them all. Single, pregnant and rewriting for marriage. lol

2022-02-16T09:07:05+00:00

I love when they try to rebrand

SuperNovaAHCK2810 · 2022-02-16T16:06:10+00:00

Thats literally not how it works numb head

PaulWrit · 2022-02-28T07:26:28+00:00

rewriting for marriage. What does that even mean?!??

Title	Rewaiting for marriage
Author	duckwyd
Upvotes	466
Comments	73
Date	February 15, 2022 6:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/st9ubv/rewaiting_for_marriage/
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